SimonL

Description: It's Like Watergate But With Morons

Description: Keep Calm And Roll The Dice

Description: Move In Silence

Description: Legalize The Constitution

Description: Just Chillin With My Pops

Description: My Great Dane Tilts Its Head Just Like You Do

Description: My Cat And I Talk Shit About You

Description: My Mini Aussie And I Talk Shit About You

Description: My Husband Is 30 And Still Hot

Description: My Wife Is Getting Knocked Up Today

Description: Negative Ghost Rider Pattern Is Full

Description: Peace, Love And Cash Flow

Description: Saddle Up Sista

Description: Ranch Dressing Is A Blessing

Description: Never Underestimate An Old Man With A Kayak

Description: Raised On Sweet Tea And Jesus

Description: Straight Into High School

Description: Sotally Tober

Description: Straight Outta Brain Surgery

Description: Straight Outta Transplant Surgery

Description: Sassy Since Birth Salty By Choice

Description: School Is Important But Tennis Is Importanter

Description: Stubborn Bloodhound Tricks

Description: Security Supervisor

Description: My Favorite People Call Me Lala

Description: I’m Sorry For What I Said When You Tried To Wake Me Up

Description: Nurses Like It Harder, Faster, Deeper. CPR Saves Lives.

Description: A Day Without Baseball Is Like Just Kidding I Have No Idea

Description: Always Be Nice To A Diver We Know Places Where Nobody Will Find You

Description: A Large Group Of People Is Called A No Thanks

Description: Breastfeeding Is My Cardio

Description: Being A Principal Is Easy

Description: Crawfish Princess

Description: Blessed To Be Called Dad And Grandpa

Description: Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Turtle Then Always Be Turtle

Description: Don't Make Me Get My Banjo