SimonL

Description: I Met God And She's Black

Description: Life Is Better At The Barn

Description: This Year Instead Of Gifts I'm Giving Everyone My Opinion

Description: Warning I Always Win At Musical Chairs

Description: Too Cool For Public School

Description: Shut Up And Take Me Fishing

Description: straight outta 2000

Description: World's Greatest Grand Paw

Description: Caffeinate And Advocate

Description: Ain't Nobody Like A Homebody

Description: Don't Make Mistakes I Date Them

Description: Contains Recycled Parts

Description: Easily Distracted By Frogs

Description: Am I French Yet?

Description: Drink Tip Repeat

Description: Don't Rush Me I'm Waiting For The Last Minute

Description: El Abuelo Mas Chingon

Description: Ej Mejor Abuelo

Description: Everyone Has A Plan Until They Get Punched In The Face

Description: Facts Over Feelings Definition

Description: Family Requires Love Not DNA

Description: Exercise I Thought You Said Extra Rice

Description: Go Shorty It's Your Birthday

Description: Have Fun Storming The Castle

Description: Home Is Where The Doodle Is

Description: I Piss Excellence

Description: I'm So Good At My Job Others Want Me To Do Their Job Too

Description: Indiana Drive Fast Turn Left

Description: Le Bump

Description: I'm Holding A Beer So Yeah I'm Pretty Bus

Description: Keep Calm And Trade On

Description: Just Married 30 Years Ago

Description: I'm The Veteran Not The Veteran's Wife

Description: Mowologist - It's Just How I Roll

Description: Licensed To Carry Small Arms

Description: Look At Me I'm A Frog