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Get your Two Buck Cigar album cued up, get your Two Buck Cigar shirt on your back, go on meandering odyssey, feel the omnipresent existential weight pressing in from all sides, and fully embrace American rootlessness

Some say we are living in the age of information, but what we are really living in is the era of disillusionment.

Cute Vinyl Record Lion

Cute Vinyl Record Lion

Cute vinyl record lion

This shirt is perfect for when your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

You probably don't own a spore T-shirt . . . and that's almost unforgivable. Spore print shirts are going to be the decade's biggest fashion trend, and deep down you know it. Get your button mushroom shirt today and be a trend trailblazer.

Time to get your citrus on! Start with this simple, fun, lemon shirt.

Whether you are an avid gardener or a saucy sex fiend (or hopefully both), this T-shirt is for you.

Only one thing sums up summer better than a simple, beautiful, ripe tomato. That thing is a simple, beautiful, ripe tomato T-shirt!

Always embrace absurdity.

The eternal, cyclic paradox of progress. Oh, the madness. Oh, the horror.

The eternal, cyclic cycle of progress. Oh, the paradox. Oh, the madness. Oh, the horror.

Southwest Ledge Light, the guardian to the main harbor entrance channel of New Haven, Connecticut.

Perched atop the Mohegan Bluffs, Southeast Light is one of the two lights on Block Island

Long Beach Bar Lighthouse, known locally as the “Bug Light” because it resembles a bug walking on the water when viewed from a distance, is the perfect shirt to celebrate our rich maritime history. There's nothing like sitting around with a bunch of your friends, chewing the fat, and enjoying some refreshing "Bug Lights." (T-shirts that is.)

Yup, it's haunted.

There is a small, unassuming wooden lighthouse at the westernmost point of the Mystic Seaport. It has never been an official aid to navigation. Rather, it is a replica of the current Brant Point Lighthouse in Nantucket that was built in 1901.

Penfield Ridge Lighthouse has its own swag. Hard to believe? Perhaps, but you know you want some.

Peck Ledge Lighthouse T-shirts and swag. Cmon, you know you want some.

Historic lighthouse located in Noank, CT at the mouth of the Mystic River

Iconic lighthouse with beautiful architecture located at the mouth of the Thames River, Connecticut

One of the many lighthouses you'll see along the shores of the Long Island Sound.

One of the many lighthouse you'll encounter along the Long Island Sound.

Keep burning bright lil' spark plug!

Keep on shining Harbor Lighthouse.

Just a few of the many lighthouses you'll see along the Long Island Sound.

Let the world know that your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

Wars will be waged over this Asteroid some day. But for the time being, enjoy the T-shirt.

This year, strut around your private school is style. With this iconic shirt, you'll be sure to catch the attention of Katrina Van Tassel. You'll be the talk of the campus that's for sure. And don't forget—this shirt is also perfect for yachting, lawn tennis, croquet, binge drinking, questionable hookups, and bribing your way into the Ivies. Beware of Abraham "Brom Bones" Van Brunt though—he gets hotheaded when there is a few gin gimlets in him. He'll be jealous once he sees you in this shirt and is likely to do something rash. And definitely don't let ol' man Lauren see you donning this wear. He's likely to take away your scholarship.

You've been searching high and low for a lime green Pit Bull T-shirt, but you can't find a decent one anywhere. The struggle is real. Well, look no further! This Pit Bull shirt is suitable for almost any event. It's so stylish that it will get you into fancy restaurants without reservations. It will get you skipped ahead in line at the pharmacy. It will make bouncers open the red velvet rope for you at exclusive hot-spots. It will make men jealous and women swoon (and the other way around too) while attending soirees at the polo fields. It will instantly up your street cred. It will get you free martinis at the bar. It will raise your grade point average. And best of all, it gets better with age.

Once people find out that a purple Pekingese shirt exists, they will be run on them. You might as well get one now before there is a shortage. There are some perks to owning any of the exquisite purple Pekingese fashions. You will be envied. You will be adored. You will be worshipped. You will be swooned over. People will buy you coffees at the coffee shop. Champagne will mysteriously be provided to you at restaurants. Tollbooth operators won't charge you to go through the tolls. All this and so much more will reveal itself to you once you unleash the incredible power of the purple Pekingese.

Whether you are at a movie premiere in Los Angeles, an exclusive club in New York City, or anywhere in-between, donning this Corgi T-shirt will make you the pinnacle of haute couture, and the envy of the fashionistas.

Who doesn't love the Boxer, especially a blue one? Even Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall had a pet Boxer. And if they were alive today, they would definitely be sporting blue Boxer T-shirts under their dapper accouterments.

So you don't have a hot pink Chihuahua T-shirt yet. C'mon, what are you waiting for? Life is too short (and too long) to not have a Chihuahua T-shirt. Once you start wearing this around the streets, people will go wah-wah for your Chihuahuah