SMcGuire

Description: Make it memorable. Don't hold back. Kiss. Swim. Dance. Do it! Make it a Summah Like No Othah!

Description: Make it memorable. Don't hold back. Give in to temptation. Kiss. Love. Do it! Make it a Summah Like No Othah!

Description: Make it memorable. Don't hold back. Make it a Summah Like No Othah!

Description: This shirt is perfect for when your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

Description: Let the world know that your vibes are satisfactory or acceptable in quality or quantity.

Description: Get your satirical, grunge shirt before they get embargoed!

Description: Never limit your choices.

Description: The absolute gall of Connecticut’s congressional delegation to self-proclaim their state as the pizza capital of the United States. Now, any solid contrarian can sport this haters-gonna-hate shirt with gusto, even in the Elm City (Jujutsu may be beneficial).

Description: A gorgeous vintage design harkening back to mid-century library book spine genre labels.

Description: A retro design based on the mystery genre library book spine label.

Description: Nantucket Gin Society hoodies and more!

Description: Join the Martha's Vineyard Dirty Banana Society

Description: Join the Manhattan Dirty Martini Society and get pickled.

Description: Join the Ancient Order of Extraordinary Tequila Drinkers.

Description: The location shirt suitable for any destination.

Description: Are you frustrated from the urge to buy location shirts every time you visit a new vacation destination? Fret no more. Whether it's Nantucket, Block Island, New Hampshire, Florida Keys, or even Toledo, this shirt has you covered.

Description: Slather it on everything!

Description: This year, strut around your private school is style. With this iconic shirt, you'll be sure to catch the attention of Katrina Van Tassel. You'll be the talk of the campus that's for sure. And don't forget—this shirt is also perfect for yachting, lawn tennis, croquet, binge drinking, questionable hookups, and bribing your way into the Ivies. Beware of Abraham "Brom Bones" Van Brunt though—he gets hotheaded when there is a few gin gimlets in him. He'll be jealous once he sees you in this shirt and is likely to do something rash. And definitely don't let ol' man Lauren see you donning this wear. He's likely to take away your scholarship.

Description: Here is the rest of the Jolly Roger. Finally, some closure!

Description: This is how true New London ballerz roll. It's all in the game, kid!

Description: The most fashionable attire for any Maine lobster fest is the retro designed York Beach skeeball tee!

Description: Sun, sand, and Skeeball! You got nine shots to victory, make 'em count.

Description: Having fun is so much fun. The shirt says it all.

Description: Embrace it. And if you don't appreciate this, ask to speak to the manager's boss!

Description: Give 'em that 'hawk tuah!'

Description: Even amongst the cream of the crop there are always the few who shine even brighter—often delivered there by understanding the paragon of age rather than the ineptitude of youth.

Description: Celebrate odd and mysterious New London, where counterculture has always been the culture.

Description: Go ahead, fall back! A friend will be there to catch you ... unless they fall back too.

Description: Every decade or so, a great F*ck the Police graphic is produced. Considering the current political climate, this is probably one of the most poignant t-shirts you will ever own.