sockcop

Description: Strong goats show of their strength in weightlifting, yoke, tire push and circus dumbbells!

Description: Relive the magic of the Sock Cop Twitch Stream by wearing a picture of it on your thorax! Featuring Rupert and Vern!

Description: It's our dolphin pals Gadzooks and Land Biscuit! Hooray!

Description: Time to class up the joint a little with some Sockspeare!

Description: A picture your old pal Sock Cop drew on the computer.

Description: The only contest into which he enters is that about things which are within the power of his will; how then will he not be invincible?

Description: Here in the South it gets pretty hot. Luckily it's pretty humid too, so we really get to appreciate it. This shirt is best worn when it is sticking to you.

Description: Do you enjoy a tube shaped mystery food placed on a bun and covered with various toppings? ME TOO! Show the world your enthusiasm for this prince of foods by emblazing a reasonable facsimile of a cartoon hot dog across your thorax! (do not eat the shirt)

Description: Sock Cop and a cool giraffe

Description: Don't be speedin!

Description: Classic Sock Cop shirt design!

Description: Sock Cop eatin' hearts just like he does on the Periscopes!

Description: To immediately remove yourself from a political conversation, just tell 'em you voted for Sock Cop!