sockcop

Description: Relive the magic of the Sock Cop Twitch Stream by wearing a picture of it on your thorax! Featuring Rupert and Vern!

Description: It's our dolphin pals Gadzooks and Land Biscuit! Hooray!

Description: A picture your old pal Sock Cop drew on the computer.

Description: Do you enjoy a tube shaped mystery food placed on a bun and covered with various toppings? ME TOO! Show the world your enthusiasm for this prince of foods by emblazing a reasonable facsimile of a cartoon hot dog across your thorax! (do not eat the shirt)

Description: Don't be speedin!

Description: Classic Sock Cop shirt design!

Description: Sock Cop eatin' hearts just like he does on the Periscopes!

Description: To immediately remove yourself from a political conversation, just tell 'em you voted for Sock Cop!