sonof8bit

Description: “Dick said it was an extra-special forfeit, because you were such a big cheatin’ bastard.”

Description: "Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation, its subsidiaries and shareholders."

Description: A Futurama inspired NNYC logo

Description: “They’re looking after you then, Father?”

Description: NO POWER FAILURES SINCE 1997

Description: “Okay, I can sum up Pat Farrell in 10 words. ‘Pat isn’t very good so let him go … guys, seriously’ … I can condense that to three words…”

Description: "You've never had a lager and gin and tonic and Baileys Irish Cream chaser?" " No." "You big girls’ bras!"

Description: "Oh, Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.”

Description: "Water way to have a good time!"

Description: “A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man”

Description: Just can't sit. Gotta get Ziggy wit it.

Description: “They say it’s as big as four cats, and it’s got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better. And you know what Ted? It lights up at night, and it’s got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it’s claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin’ me that it’s got magnets on it’s tail so’s if you’re made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and, instead of a mouth, it’s got four arses.”