Tapestries
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Description: “They say it’s as big as four cats, and it’s got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better. And you know what Ted? It lights up at night, and it’s got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it’s claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin’ me that it’s got magnets on it’s tail so’s if you’re made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and, instead of a mouth, it’s got four arses.”
