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It's Simple - I Protect You, You Protect Me Wear Your Masks Please (Black Text)

It's Simple - I Protect You, You Protect Me Wear Your Masks Please (White Text)

Masks! Masks! Masks!

Make Uncle Sam proud. It's simple. Wash. Your. Hands.

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Monday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Tuesday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Wednesday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Thursday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Friday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Saturday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Sunday Shirt

Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Special Laundry Day Shirt

I Am Gort Or The Day This Shirt Stood Still

The Truth is...I Am Vinyl Man

Egon, but not forgotten

Gone much too soon. Carpe Diem, Pan the Man.

Robin Williams (1951-2014) “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” ~The Watchmen

Ain't Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

Keep calm and, y'know, 's all good, man.

Actually, it's probably more like Rrrruhhlllucksssss, but, you get the idea.

"WHO ARE YOU, MAN!?!" "I am Groot." "WHAT THE HELL IS A GROOT?" "I am Groot." "Dafuq?" "I am Groot."

I Heart My Companion

“A towel, the Guide says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can w...

Akira Kurosawa. If you have to ask 'Who?', this isn't for you.

Super Initials, if I do say

Tim Howard, Secretary of Defense

The Spirit of Vengeance is BACK!!!