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Description: I'm kinda like the leader around here.

Description: I can do everything or nothing, there is no in-between

Description: We're not broken, we're better.

Description: It's Simple - I Protect You, You Protect Me Wear Your Masks Please (Black Text)

Description: It's Simple - I Protect You, You Protect Me Wear Your Masks Please (White Text)

Description: Masks! Masks! Masks!

Description: Make Uncle Sam proud. It's simple. Wash. Your. Hands.

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Monday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Tuesday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Wednesday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Thursday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Friday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Saturday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Sunday Shirt

Description: Keep Track of What Day It Is During Quarantine with Einstein's Special Laundry Day Shirt

Description: Fix it BEFORE it's a problem. What a novel idea...

Description: Not to be negative, but...No.

Description: I Am Gort Or The Day This Shirt Stood Still

Description: The Truth is...I Am Vinyl Man

Description: Egon, but not forgotten

Description: Gone much too soon. Carpe Diem, Pan the Man.

Description: Robin Williams (1951-2014) “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.” ~The Watchmen

Description: Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public...

Description: Ain't Nuthin' But a 'G' Thang

Description: (You're Doing It Wrong)

Description: The Answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe and Everything in barcode and binary form.

Description: Keep calm and, y'know, 's all good, man.

Description: Frankie (Muniz) Says Relax...and You're Not The Boss of Me

Description: Actually, it's probably more like Rrrruhhlllucksssss, but, you get the idea.

Description: "WHO ARE YOU, MAN!?!" "I am Groot." "WHAT THE HELL IS A GROOT?" "I am Groot." "Dafuq?" "I am Groot."

Description: I Heart My Companion

Description: Sadly, this is a shirt we Okies can wear almost daily without worrying about the number changing lately. What do you say we change that? #OklahomaIsBetterThanThis

Description: “A towel, the Guide says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can w...

Description: Akira Kurosawa. If you have to ask 'Who?', this isn't for you.

Description: Yessir, Captain Tight Pants.

Description: Here it goes down, down into my belly