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Description: White line-art six-pack in rings. Monday's arched above, Problem below. Weekend-vs-workweek drinking joke. Dark shirts.

Description: THIS IS ABOVE MY PAYGRADE in heavy white athletic block type. Minimal workplace-deflection graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Pixel Oregon Trail parody. You Have Died of Meetings / Per My Last Email. Retro office-humor graphic for dark shirts.

Description: Terracotta dino-footprint badge: raptor silhouette, palms, smoking volcano. Jurassic Park tropical island patch graphic.

Description: Forest-green rubber-hose walking pint with foam splash and thumbs-up. Back on My Shenanigans below. St. Paddy party mascot. Best on white tees.

Description: Time to Irish Exit beside a running-man sign in a buckle hat with a shamrock. Minimal white-on-dark party-exit joke for St. Patrick's Day.

Description: Green-and-white running leprechaun tipping his hat, pot of gold on his back, coins flying, shamrock and pipe. St. Patrick's Day lucky graphic.

Description: Dark cowboy portrait, crossed arms under salmon western type and a scroll quote. Tombstone Doc Holliday gunslinger graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Muscular cowboy on a white bull before a General Store under Candy Gram western type. Ace Ventura Pet Detective comedy western graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Two men face off on a rocky ledge above forested cliffs and mountains. Dances With Wolves wilderness encounter graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Muscular Van Damme style fighter in a white tank, ketchup-mustard splatters, open-hand stance holding a mustard hot dog. 80s action parody. Dark shirts.

Description: Gray woodcut rhino on grass under censored F*ck I'm Horny text. Adult double-entendre wildlife pun. Best on white tees.

Description: Mustache man in shades rides a leaping roaring tiger, beer can raised. Arched Intrusive Thoughts text. Surreal party-meme graphic. Best on light shirts.

Description: Gray woodcut hippo on grass with arched Built Different text. Heavyweight gym-motivation animal graphic. Best on light shirts so the charcoal ink pops.

Description: Thick-mustache bowler in plaid flannel and trucker hat, follow-through after a rolling black ball. Stoic league-night graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Sweaty bearded man chugging a lowfat milk carton, drips in the beard, pained grimace. Heat-and-regret comedy portrait. Dark shirts.

Description: Headband commando in a striped lawn chair, red cup, whole hog on a spit. Backyard action-hero cookout. Dark shirts.

Description: Tinted-shades bowler thumbs-to-chest shout. Who Do You Think You Are? I Am. Damnit Right script. League-night attitude graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Skeletor rubs sunblock on He-Man with harness tan lines at a palm beach. 80s Masters of the Universe vacation parody. Dark shirts.

Description: Feathered-hair 80s He-Man style cartoon hero in a Party Time tank, huge thumbs-up. Morally Flexible yellow type. Masters of the Universe parody for dark shirts.

Description: Bearded shouter in a star bandana, fist up, eagle and flag behind jagged rocks. Rock Flag and Eagle block type. Loud Independence Day graphic.

Description: Circular grill badge: floral-shirt cook, spatula, rack of buns. How Do You Like Your Buns Light or Dark. Cookout innuendo. Dark shirts.

Description: Curly mullet and aviators on a leopard-panel jet ski cutting white spray. Loud summer lake-day graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Five sitting cat silhouettes in orange yellow green blue purple. Minimal rainbow pride pet graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Tipped rum bottle with skull-and-crossbones label and distressed stencil Why Is the Rum Gone. Pirates of the Caribbean Jack Sparrow quote graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Cowboy-hat raccoon in a lawn chair by a neon lake moon, striped can in paw. As long as there's light from a neon moon. Brooks and Dunn country night graphic. Dark shirts.

Description: Teal sasquatch in shades floats a lake tube, Cold Beer can in hand, bare feet forward. Summer cryptid hangout. Dark shirts.

Description: White serif Pi greater than CAKE on dark. Pi Day dessert debate for math teachers, students, and bakers. Minimal text graphic for black or navy tees.

Description: Leslie Knope style blonde in a blazer before a giant waffle. Everything Hurts arched above, And I'm Dying on a gold ribbon. Parks and Recreation sick-day graphic.

Description: Arched I Get Hot Snakes and Bubble Gut in white varsity block type. Quirky stomach-humor quote. Dark shirts.

Description: Athletic block type: big-cat city fan chant stacked No Kidding Brutal. Self-deprecating Duval football humor. Gray ink, best on white or light tees.

Description: Cartoon square-root and negative-one characters. Why can't we be together? It's complex. STEM classroom pun for teachers and students. Dark shirts.

Description: Philly slang Jawn in thick red script under a yellow goose in flight. Regional pride parody mark. Dark shirts.

Description: Varsity-style Dungeons and Dragons day-drinking type beside a dragon-head icon breathing flame around a pint. Gray ink on light shirts.

Description: Long-hair dude in a geometric cardigan sits cross-legged on a flying patterned rug with a creamy iced cocktail under moon and stars. Aladdin magic-carpet parody. Dark shirts.

Description: Colonial statesman lifting a frothy mug before a waving flag. Life Liberty and Leaving Work at Noon to Drink Beer. Patriotic work-humor graphic.