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If ever there was a walking talking definition of the phrase "Clear and Present Danger" Donald Trump embodies it.

You know you want some! All the best deep state operatives do! You should be out and proud about your habits! (all of this is nonsense and intended as a joke about the absurdity of a certain sub-set of conspiracy theorists out there)

Does your employee handbook have very specific requirements for what can or can not be on your apparel? Then we have the shirt for you! NO HR department could possible have an issue with this shirt! They will laugh, laugh, laugh and you will be the talk of the office! (Note: We can not guarantee that you will not get in trouble for wearing this shirt. Use at your own risk)

As patriotism is being usurped by nationalism in many places it is important to take back phrases and symbols. A true patriot doesn't blindly follow, a true patriot doesn't salute for the sake of it, a true patriot works towards the protect of the rights granted to everyone and to advance the cause of a more just and equitable society.

You know you want some! All the best deep state operatives do! You should be out and proud about your habits! (all of this is nonsense and intended as a joke about the absurdity of a certain sub-set of conspiracy theorists out there)

A lot of movements get plastered on t-shirts with good intentions only to die there. Don't let Social Justice be one of them!

A lot of movements get plastered on t-shirts with good intentions only to die there. Don't let Social Justice be one of them!

Do your kids make fun of the music that you listen to? Screw 'em! Once a punk, always a punk! Please note: The accents, i.e. rings, some nails and spikes, will reflect the color of the t-shirt selected.

Government got you down? Get in touch with your inner anarchist! Much like AA for booze, AA for governments will help you exercise the demons that fill your head with fear and loathing when you feel your own government doe not have your back any longer.

Government got you down? Get in touch with your inner anarchist! Much like AA for booze, AA for governments will help you exercise the demons that fill your head with fear and loathing when you feel your own government doe not have your back any longer.

Before Pamela, before Kate, before every other super model that ever was there was her, the one, the only, Venus of Willendorf.

What was the Walrus Monkey God doing in the 60s? Who knows and who cares, but he sure was stylish!!

We know that bears, while not wearing funny hats, do this, but what about the pope?

Ever feel like blowing your mind out? Well don't!! Unless you are going to do it by splashing your inner creativity all over the world!

A spin on the old adage about what bears do or don't do in the woods...

Who's fastest on the draw when it comes to spurious constitutional arguments? Who can obstruct the proper functioning of government faster than a speeding bullet? Mitch *There is an Election Going On* McConnell, that's who!

Just another format of the WMG :)

A resolution for 2020 and beyond! In the present political climate there needs to be some re-visiting of the way that we as a society debate, discuss, and deal with each other. Help be that positive change!!

Whats not to love about a government program that tries to learn how to break people? Well, quite a lot actually but this shirt is basically intended to just freak people out or to start a conversation.

Whats not to love about a government program that tries to learn how to break people? Well, quite a lot actually but this shirt is basically intended to just freak people out or to start a conversation.

There is nothing more Tao then the wonderful beauty and peacefulness that a poodle can provide

Not only is Walrus Monkey God the embodiment of all that is good, he is also Love. Not just a symbol of love, but love itself. If you are feeling love, or ever have, that is WMG flowing thru you! He truly is a deity of another sort!

What was WMG doing in the 60s? Who knows and who cares, but he sure was stylish!!

Just a bunch of lollipops, standing around, fascinated by a binky :). I mean really, if you were a lollipop what would you think about a binky!?

What does the first lick feel like to a Popsicle!? The a-pop-calypse!! The only thing worse would be a really, hot, day!

Where did he come from? Where is he going? Does any of this matter with how marvelous he is!? Show your faith in the Walrus Monkey God with this deified design!!

A somewhat serious, somewhat tongue in cheek play on the classic by Rene Magritte. Regardless of where you stand on the 2nd Amendment, I think we can all agree a gun is not a toy!

A bit of a niche market joke but if there are any mud-flingers in your life (aka potters aka ceramic artists) this design will surely be centered to their sense of humor

Event the most enlightened needs to release a little, uh, steam occasionally!

Event the most enlightened needs to release a little, uh, steam occasionally!

Never, never has there been someone, much less a president, that exemplifies, embodies, illustrates, whatever, the phrase *The Ugly American*.

It's one of those days when your brain is just too full of thoughts and it feels like it might just explode. Just like when you blow up a balloon with too much gelatin and it just splatters everywhere, staining the plush velvet chairs that you so love to sit upon.

Take back 'Murica and truly make it great again! Freeks of the U.S. of A. take back your rightful place as agents for positive change!

If you were not born on Cape Cod you will never be a *Local*. That doesn't mean that you can't show your pride in living on this strange peninsula!

If you were not born on Cape Cod you will never be a *Local*. That doesn't mean that you can't show your pride in living on this strange peninsula!