Strange Menagerie - A collection of...

Description: The roles have been reversed and that girl? Scarlett Johansson step aside, she's hanging off the ear of the pearl now! Ver-merely taking a chance at really, really, REALLY bad jokes!

Description: For those of us of a certain vintage, the "Draw Me' ads for Art Instruction Inc. tried to convince everyone that they could be an artist too! In fact, it was doing so for a very very long time. I won't bother to detail its history, just read the wiki linked below. I got to thinking, what if they had altered their approach in the late sixties/early seventies? What it they brought a hint of nightmare and psychedelics into their "tests"? That would be a trip! This, this design was born, and I hope, like me, it brings back memories of a time gone bye that never really existed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Instruction_Schools

Description: Whoa Nelly!! Stop the presses, raise your heads up, get the Pope! A Savior of culinary proportions has arrived on the scene! I'm not the church going type but if the man on the cross started spewing tasty, rainbow noodles with a delicious cheese sauce, I might change my mind! Is it Annies!? Is in Kraft!? Who cares as long as it's magic and tasty!

Description: WMG is at it again. This time he spent a while as a caterpillar but now has decided to burst out, skipping the whole cocoon stage all together! And much like moths (I know, I know) to a flame, people will be drawn to the god you carry with you. Of that silly monkey, Walrus God!

Description: This piece is a re-design of my original Murica design found elsewhere in my portfolio. While new, the original text still says it all: Instead of MAGA we have Murica! If there are too many red MAGA hats around for your liking, show you support for being “woke” with this “Murica” design that no self righteous MAGA supporter would be caught dead in. With it’s hippy-inspired design and rainbow coloration it is sure to get chuckles from those wise enough to recognize satire, and jeers from those that are not.

Description: If ever there was a walking talking definition of the phrase "Clear and Present Danger" Donald Trump embodies it.

Description: You know you want some! All the best deep state operatives do! You should be out and proud about your habits! (all of this is nonsense and intended as a joke about the absurdity of a certain sub-set of conspiracy theorists out there)

Description: Does your employee handbook have very specific requirements for what can or can not be on your apparel? Then we have the shirt for you! NO HR department could possible have an issue with this shirt! They will laugh, laugh, laugh and you will be the talk of the office! (Note: We can not guarantee that you will not get in trouble for wearing this shirt. Use at your own risk)

Description: As patriotism is being usurped by nationalism in many places it is important to take back phrases and symbols. A true patriot doesn't blindly follow, a true patriot doesn't salute for the sake of it, a true patriot works towards the protect of the rights granted to everyone and to advance the cause of a more just and equitable society.

Description: You know you want some! All the best deep state operatives do! You should be out and proud about your habits! (all of this is nonsense and intended as a joke about the absurdity of a certain sub-set of conspiracy theorists out there)

Description: Do your kids make fun of the music that you listen to? Screw 'em! Once a punk, always a punk! Please note: The accents, i.e. rings, some nails and spikes, will reflect the color of the t-shirt selected.

Description: Government got you down? Get in touch with your inner anarchist! Much like AA for booze, AA for governments will help you exercise the demons that fill your head with fear and loathing when you feel your own government doe not have your back any longer.

Description: Government got you down? Get in touch with your inner anarchist! Much like AA for booze, AA for governments will help you exercise the demons that fill your head with fear and loathing when you feel your own government doe not have your back any longer.

Description: Before Pamela, before Kate, before every other super model that ever was there was her, the one, the only, Venus of Willendorf.

Description: We know that bears, while not wearing funny hats, do this, but what about the pope?

Description: A spin on the old adage about what bears do or don't do in the woods...

Description: Who's fastest on the draw when it comes to spurious constitutional arguments? Who can obstruct the proper functioning of government faster than a speeding bullet? Mitch *There is an Election Going On* McConnell, that's who!

Description: Just another format of the WMG :)

Description: A resolution for 2020 and beyond! In the present political climate there needs to be some re-visiting of the way that we as a society debate, discuss, and deal with each other. Help be that positive change!!

Description: Whats not to love about a government program that tries to learn how to break people? Well, quite a lot actually but this shirt is basically intended to just freak people out or to start a conversation.

Description: Whats not to love about a government program that tries to learn how to break people? Well, quite a lot actually but this shirt is basically intended to just freak people out or to start a conversation.

Description: There is nothing more Tao then the wonderful beauty and peacefulness that a poodle can provide

Description: Not only is Walrus Monkey God the embodiment of all that is good, he is also Love. Not just a symbol of love, but love itself. If you are feeling love, or ever have, that is WMG flowing thru you! He truly is a deity of another sort!

Description: What was WMG doing in the 60s? Who knows and who cares, but he sure was stylish!!

Description: Just a bunch of lollipops, standing around, fascinated by a binky :). I mean really, if you were a lollipop what would you think about a binky!?

Description: What does the first lick feel like to a Popsicle!? The a-pop-calypse!! The only thing worse would be a really, hot, day!

Description: Where did he come from? Where is he going? Does any of this matter with how marvelous he is!? Show your faith in the Walrus Monkey God with this deified design!!

Description: A somewhat serious, somewhat tongue in cheek play on the classic by Rene Magritte. Regardless of where you stand on the 2nd Amendment, I think we can all agree a gun is not a toy!

Description: A bit of a niche market joke but if there are any mud-flingers in your life (aka potters aka ceramic artists) this design will surely be centered to their sense of humor

Description: Event the most enlightened needs to release a little, uh, steam occasionally!

Description: Event the most enlightened needs to release a little, uh, steam occasionally!

Description: Never, never has there been someone, much less a president, that exemplifies, embodies, illustrates, whatever, the phrase *The Ugly American*.

Description: It's one of those days when your brain is just too full of thoughts and it feels like it might just explode. Just like when you blow up a balloon with too much gelatin and it just splatters everywhere, staining the plush velvet chairs that you so love to sit upon.

Description: Take back 'Murica and truly make it great again! Freeks of the U.S. of A. take back your rightful place as agents for positive change!

Description: If you were not born on Cape Cod you will never be a *Local*. That doesn't mean that you can't show your pride in living on this strange peninsula!

Description: If you were not born on Cape Cod you will never be a *Local*. That doesn't mean that you can't show your pride in living on this strange peninsula!