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Mark 'Dukes' Viduka Shorts
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Description: England has the royal family. America has the Kardashians. Australia has Mark Viduka.

Tags: australia, duke, football, mark, soccer
Tom Rogic, The Wily Wizard Shorts
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Description: Honed within the secret covens of Canberra, the mercurial midfielder is now a fully-fledged wizard.

Tags: canberra, ce, celtic, celtic fc, football
Tom Rogic, The Wizard of Oz Shorts
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Description: Honed within the secret covens of Canberra, the mercurial midfielder is now a fully-fledged wizard.

Tags: canberra, celtic, celtic fc, football, russia
Aaron Mooy, The Pastey Pirlo Shorts
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Description: Italy has Pirlo. Australia has Mooy.

Tags: brighton, socceroos, the pastey pirlo, huddlesfield, premier leagu
Mark Bresciano, Still Standing Shorts
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Description: Just like Elton John, Mark Bresciano is famous for his still standing. Seriously though, was there a better site than Mark Bresciano doing the 'statue' after scoring a goal?

Tags: carlton, empoli, goal, melbourne, palermo
Josh Kennedy: Our Saviour Shorts

Description: On 18 June 2013, Josh Kennedy rose again, above a desperate Iraqi defence to nod Australia into the 2014 World Cup. In that moment, the chosen one from Wodonga became football’s unlikely messiah, delivering salvation with a single, sacred header. The faithful at Stadium Australia looked on as, in the 83rd minute, a miracle unfolded before their eyes — the resurrection of hope. He didn’t walk on water, but he did ascend when it mattered most.

Tags: aussie football, australia, australian, football, football legend
Aziz-y As That! Shorts
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Description: Mouth agape. History made. Aziz Behich has just etched his name into Australian football folklore — alongside legends like John Aloisi, Josh Kennedy, Tim Cahill, Mile Jedinak, and Andrew Redmayne. He became the latest in a rare line of Socceroos to deliver in the most pressurised of moments… World Cup qualification.

Tags: andrewre, azizbehich, johnaloisi, joshkennedy, milejedinak
Redders Shorts
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Description: A legend every (except in Peru).

Tags: australia, socceroos, wiggles, andrew redmayne, soccer
Super Timmy Cahill Shorts
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Description: Your down a goal, with five minutes to go. Who do you turn to? Super Timmy Cahill…

Tags: everton, football, mls, russia, soccer
Kaiserslautern: One Fish, Three Goals Shorts
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Description: Kaiserslautern. Just the name sends shivers up this spine. This design tells the story of that unforgettable day in 2006 — when Tim Cahill rose from the bench and into legend. Illustrated in bold Japanese style, it shows Cahill mid-air, striking a giant, stylised fish — symbolising the city of Kaiserslautern itself — into the net. It captures the drama, the disbelief, and the turning point of Australia’s 3–1 comeback over Japan. It’s football myth-making in motion. That moment, that match, and that name — Kaiserslautern — forever etched into the pantheon of Australian sporting greatness.

Tags: australian football, everton, football, germany, iconic moments
Tim Cahill Overhead Shorts
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Description: Headers AND over-headers? Is there anything Tim Cahill can't do?

Tags: everton, football, mls, russia, soccer
Action Jackson Irvine Shorts
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Description: Meet Jackson Irvine, the ultimate Action Jackson! Fashionista, players’ union champion, PFA president, LGBTQI advocate, owner of the finest long hair in the game, retro kit icon, musician, artist, model, trendsetter, Socceroos and St. Pauli captain, and certified legend. If it’s cool, bold, or inspiring, chances are Jackson’s already nailed it!

Tags: action jackson, celtic, football, hibs, irvine
Jackson Irvine Shorts
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Description: Long hair never looked so good!

Tags: football, irvine, jackson, soccer, st pauli
Long hair never looked so good! Shorts
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Description: We had Peter Wilson in the 70s, Craig Johnston in the 80s and Aurelio Vidmar in the 90s, but long hair has never looked so good as it does on Jackson.

Tags: celtic fc, football, irvine, jackson, soccer
Mile Jedinak, Supreme Leader Shorts
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Description: We like our leaders just like our pizza — supreme.

Tags: aston villa, australia, captain, crystal palace, football
Saving Private Ryan Shorts
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Description: It's a bird, it's a plane… Nope, just Mat Ryan keeping another clean sheet.

Tags: australia, brighton, goal keeper, keeper, mat
Leckie 7 Shorts
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Description: I should be so Leckie.

Tags: seven, mathew leckie, leckie, matt leckie, hertha bsc
Aaron MOOYakovsky Shorts

Description: Little known fact, but in between games for Huddersfield Town, Aaron Mooy spends his time researching early 20th Century Russian Constructivism. Who knew?

Tags: aaron, aaron mooy, australia, constructivism, epl
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Mooy! Mooy! Mooy! Shorts
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Description: Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Mooy! Mooy! Mooy!

Tags: aaron, aussie, australia, epl, football
Aussie Mooy! Shorts
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Description: Aaron Mooy

Tags: popular
Mile Jedinak: Stand + Deliver Shorts
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Description: Two Aussie icons.

Tags: aston villa, beard, bushranger, captain, crystal palace
William 'Podge' Maunder Shorts

Description: Before Kewell, Viduka and Kerr, there was William 'Podge' Maunder. At just 19 years of age, 'Podge' Maunder scored the Socceroos first goal ever in a game against the Kiwis in 1922.

Tags: australia, first goal scorer, football, goal, maunder
Peter Wilson Shorts
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Description: Despite leading the Socceroos to the World Cup in '74, Peter Wilson — much like his spirit animal the Tasmanian Tiger — hasn't been seen in years. Rumour has it he lives in a cave south of Wollongong with only his massive moustache to keep him warm.

Tags: 1974 world cup, australia, captain socceroo, football, peter wilson
Rhyan Grant at the back Shorts
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Description: Business up top, Rhyan Grant at the back…

Tags: a league, football, grant, mullet, rhyan
Kuol Thing Shorts
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Description: I struck a scorpion. It was all whirling, heat and flash. Within a week my life had blown up so I hit the road.

Tags: a league, alou kuol, australia, central coast, football
A League of Champions Shorts
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Description: Celebrating the first 16 years of the greatest competition on earth.

Tags: adelaide united, australia, brisbane roar, central coast, football
Gossy Good Times Shorts
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Description: Gossy Good Times is a love letter to the Central Coast Mariners — the glory years, the lean years, and everything in between. From packed nights at Bluetongue to seasons that tested the faithful, this club has always belonged to the people who stuck around. The phrase sprayed on a wall near the stadium became a rallying cry, a wink, a reminder that football on the Coast was never just about results. It was about mates, memories, salt air, and turning up no matter what. This one celebrates the bad times survived, the good times earned, and the Gossy good times that made it all worth it.

Tags: a league, a leagues, australia, australian, australian football
Daniel Arzani Shorts
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Description: Guile, style, panache and a tash. Daniel Arzani has got it all.

Tags: football, iran, russia, soccer, world cup
The MASSiah! Shorts
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Description: Without wishing to offend, we think Mass Luongo may be the MASSiah!

Tags: australia, football, mass, massimo, world cup
Football Farken Shorts
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Description: Every game, every field, every weekend in Australia — you’ll hear it. Doesn’t matter if it’s the North Terrace watching Victory or your mate’s kid’s under-sixes down at the park, someone’s gonna let fly. Football farken. That strangled-crow sound cutting through the noise when the cross is perfect, the keeper’s off his line and someone bellows, “farken hit it!” It’s passion, frustration, pride — all rolled into one messy, glorious, unfiltered word. Football Farken is pure Aussie terrace energy: sweaty palms, late tackles, dodgy VAR calls and mates yelling over the top of it all. It’s football the Aussie way — loud, honest, full of heart. No polish. No pretense. Just love for the game, said the way we actually say it.

Tags: 1980s style, australian football, football culture, retro crocodile, crocodile
Reg Date Shorts
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Description: Reg Date is the greatest player you've never heard of—a true maverick in Australian football. He wasn’t just a prolific goalscorer; he was the kind of bloke who played by his own rules. He turned down offers from big clubs like Glasgow Rangers and Cardiff City, and even threatened to switch to rugby league when things didn’t go his way.

Tags: date, football, newcastle, reg, soccer
Charlie Yankos Shorts
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Description: A hero everywhere… except Argentina.

Tags: 80s, argentina, australia, captain, football
The Founding Fathers of Football Shorts
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Description: If Australian football had its own Mount Rushmore, these legends would be first in line to be chiselled in: the iconic Johnny Warren, trailblazing Joe Marston, and modern-day mastermind Ange Postecoglou — three giants who helped shape the game we love. This design isn’t just something to wear — it’s a nod to the history, the passion, and the people who made it all happen.

Tags: ange postecoglou, australia, football, joe marston, johnny warren
Awer Mabil Shorts
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Description: Awer Mabil is more than just a brilliant winger — he’s a symbol of resilience, hope, and what Australia is all about. Born in a Kenyan refugee camp to South Sudanese parents, he rose through the ranks to become a Socceroo and score in the shootout that sent Australia to the 2022 World Cup. On and off the pitch, Mabil champions inclusion, opportunity, and giving back, co-founding the Barefoot to Boots charity to support refugees. He’s the Aussie dream in motion — fast, fearless, and full of heart.

Tags: australia, australian, australian football, awer, barefoot to boots
Warhol Warren Shorts
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Description: Wear Warhol Warren

Tags: australia, captain socceroo, football, sbs, soccer
Ellie Carpenter: The Carpenter (white) Shorts
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Description: Ellie Carpenter, she's top of the world…

Tags: australia, carpenter, ellie, football, matilda

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