Hoodies
Description: Ain't it though....like EVERYTHING? The only way we move forward is by letting go of the bullshit we're learning is holding us back. -Liberalism is holding us back. -Capitalism is enslaving us. -Imperialism is actively murdering us. -Electoralism has failed us. -The Western world is a lie We not only have no reason to keep cooperating with the systems of the U.S. government, we have no choice but to actively oppose it. If you are any stripe of working class, you will be met by the hostilities of an empire that is fundamentally already dead. It's not even honest anymore to say the U.S. is "dying", we are effectively in check by BRICS, by it's own population, and by the new global framing.
Description: Tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour yourself a cup of ambition. Then yawn and stretch and try to come alive. You're just a step on the boss man's ladder, but you've got dreams he'll never take away! No matter what your shift is, let comrade Dolly inspire you through the tough moments as you ask yourself 'What would Comrade Dolly do?". Blend country charm with revolutionary flair in this “What Would Dolly Do?” t-shirt, featuring an illustrated Dolly Parton in a Soviet-style uniform with a retro rainbow frame. This playful pop culture meets political satire shirt is perfect for Dolly fans, leftists, and lovers of witty statement tees.
Description: Make your stance against oppression crystal clear with this fiery “Chinga La Migra / Fuck ICE” t-shirt, featuring a bold reimagining of the Mexican coat of arms with flames, an eagle, and a striking cactus and snake motif. This anti-ICE, pro-immigrant rights shirt calls out injustice at the border and celebrates the resilience of immigrant communities. Perfect for rallies, protests, and everyday activist streetwear, this design proudly declares: No human is illegal on stolen land.
Description: Show your revolutionary spirit with this anti-capitalist “Workers Unite” t-shirt, inspired by bold Soviet constructivist poster art. Featuring powerful raised fists, a red rising sun, and the call to resist the bourgeoisie, this design celebrates worker solidarity, Marxist ideals, and socialist unity. Perfect for protests, rallies, or everyday streetwear for comrades committed to the cause.
Description: Stand in solidarity with Palestine with this bold green “Nobody Is Free Until Palestine Is Free” t-shirt, featuring the map of Palestine in red, white, and green with a distressed finish. This pro-Palestine solidarity shirt is perfect for activists, organizers, and allies who support liberation and justice for all oppressed peoples. Wear it to rallies, protests, or as everyday political streetwear to amplify the call for freedom and equality.
Description: Bonzi Buddy will help you with your tasks! Bonzi Buddy asks that you remain calm. The system is rebooting. Bonzi Buddy loves you <3 Bring retro internet chaos to the revolution with this Bonzi Buddy anti-capitalist t-shirt. Featuring the iconic purple desktop assistant shrugging alongside the text “I’m over this shit. Capitalism is obsolete.”, this design blends nostalgic 2000s internet culture with a sharp political message. Perfect for leftists, meme lovers, and digital-age activists, this shirt is ideal for protests, casual wear, or making your stance known in the group chat.
Description: Let us eat the rich! Grab your forks and sickles, tonight we dine on the bourgeoisie. Make your stance loud and clear with this bold “Eat the Rich” t-shirt, featuring a striking fork-and-sickle design in distressed black print on a revolutionary red background. Perfect for anti-capitalists, socialists, Marxists, and protestors, this graphic tee blends humor with political edge—calling for the end of economic inequality and the dismantling of the bourgeoisie. Wear it to rallies, activist events, or as everyday leftist streetwear that sparks conversation.
Description: Saddle up for justice with this bold “Yeed Your Last Haw Fascist” t-shirt, featuring a cowboy riding into battle, molotov in hand, ready to take on fascism and capitalism. Designed in a colorful retro style, this shirt blends yeehaw cowboy energy with anti-fascist activism, making it perfect for protests, rodeos, or just showing your outlaw leftist spirit. A great gift for cowpunk fans, political rebels, and anyone who believes fascists have no place in the wild west—or anywhere.
Description: Yes, all cops. All cops willingly participate in the racist policing protocols instilled by the capitalist institution to protect assets and collect people for the modern day for profit prison system. ACAB 1312
ACAB 1312 Hoodie
$42
Description: I just feel like...maybe you trust your partner too much. Stand against dangerous dance trends with this parody “No Swing Dance” graphic tee, complete with lightning bolts and dance partner soon to be concussed. Perfect for meme lovers, anti-swing dance activists (real or ironic), and anyone who enjoys absurdist, hyper-specific internet humor. Great conversation starter at shows, protests, and awkward family gatherings.