Magnets
Description: Show your revolutionary spirit with this anti-capitalist “Workers Unite” t-shirt, inspired by bold Soviet constructivist poster art. Featuring powerful raised fists, a red rising sun, and the call to resist the bourgeoisie, this design celebrates worker solidarity, Marxist ideals, and socialist unity. Perfect for protests, rallies, or everyday streetwear for comrades committed to the cause.
Description: The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services urges you to ramp up your intake of DUBYA HOLE MILK! Make the voices stronger! Reach the pinnacle of free speech by liberating the voices in your head. DRINK THE MILK!! DRINK THE MILK!!
Dubya HOLE Milk! Magnet
$4.75
Rainbow Comrade Magnet
$4.75
Description: Bless this cuntry! Happy Fourth of July! Happy Independence Day!! He'll yeah brother!!
Honky The Clown Magnet
$4.75
Description: Bonzi Buddy will help you with your tasks! Bonzi Buddy asks that you remain calm. The system is rebooting. Bonzi Buddy loves you <3 Bring retro internet chaos to the revolution with this Bonzi Buddy anti-capitalist t-shirt. Featuring the iconic purple desktop assistant shrugging alongside the text “I’m over this shit. Capitalism is obsolete.”, this design blends nostalgic 2000s internet culture with a sharp political message. Perfect for leftists, meme lovers, and digital-age activists, this shirt is ideal for protests, casual wear, or making your stance known in the group chat.
Bonzi Buddy Says Magnet
$4.75
Description: Make your stance against oppression crystal clear with this fiery “Chinga La Migra / Fuck ICE” t-shirt, featuring a bold reimagining of the Mexican coat of arms with flames, an eagle, and a striking cactus and snake motif. This anti-ICE, pro-immigrant rights shirt calls out injustice at the border and celebrates the resilience of immigrant communities. Perfect for rallies, protests, and everyday activist streetwear, this design proudly declares: No human is illegal on stolen land.
Chinga la Migra Magnet
$4.75
Should've Voted! Magnet
$4.75
Description: Let us eat the rich! Grab your forks and sickles, tonight we dine on the bourgeoisie. Make your stance loud and clear with this bold “Eat the Rich” t-shirt, featuring a striking fork-and-sickle design in distressed black print on a revolutionary red background. Perfect for anti-capitalists, socialists, Marxists, and protestors, this graphic tee blends humor with political edge—calling for the end of economic inequality and the dismantling of the bourgeoisie. Wear it to rallies, activist events, or as everyday leftist streetwear that sparks conversation.
Description: Saddle up for justice with this bold “Yeed Your Last Haw Fascist” t-shirt, featuring a cowboy riding into battle, molotov in hand, ready to take on fascism and capitalism. Designed in a colorful retro style, this shirt blends yeehaw cowboy energy with anti-fascist activism, making it perfect for protests, rodeos, or just showing your outlaw leftist spirit. A great gift for cowpunk fans, political rebels, and anyone who believes fascists have no place in the wild west—or anywhere.
Yeehaw Molotov! Magnet
$4.75
Description: Yes, all cops. All cops willingly participate in the racist policing protocols instilled by the capitalist institution to protect assets and collect people for the modern day for profit prison system. ACAB 1312
ACAB 1312 Magnet
$4.75
Description: Enjoy the other other white meat with big, rich flavor! Chef Bourgeoisie serves up dinner in a pinch for the revolutionary on the go!
Chef Bourgeoisie Magnet
$4.75
Description: I just feel like...maybe you trust your partner too much. Stand against dangerous dance trends with this parody “No Swing Dance” graphic tee, complete with lightning bolts and dance partner soon to be concussed. Perfect for meme lovers, anti-swing dance activists (real or ironic), and anyone who enjoys absurdist, hyper-specific internet humor. Great conversation starter at shows, protests, and awkward family gatherings.