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Description: Do you know your parents look at you with disappointment? Do you want to let your kids know they're a disappointment? Do your parents keep asking when you're gone get married, have kids, buy a house? Let the world know you don't need your parents approval with this classic top!
Description: Is your mom the funniest person she knows? Does your mom say hi to your ex and her mom when you run into each other at Disneyland? Does your mom keep sharing the same picture of you on your birthday every year on Facebook cracking the same joke every time? Remind your mom that her mom jokes are worse than dad jokes with this original design.
Description: Does your mom comment "jokes" on your social media? Does your mom bring out embarrassing baby pictures every time you bring someone home? Is your mom a comedian in her own mind? Let mom know she doesn't need to be so funny all the time with this gem made to grace the breasts that fed you.
Description: Does your mom keep quoting a certain teenage movie to you thinking she's funny? Do your kids not appreciate how awesome you are? Do you want your wife to know she doesn't need to be so "cool" around the kids all the time? Let mother know how average she is with this shirt made for regular moms everywhere!
Description: Do you want your mom to know you appreciate her for being a lunatic mother? Do you want your dad to know it's fine he doesn't like hearing about how gay you are? Do you want the world to know you did okay as a parent and your kids don't hate you? Let the world know how much love your family has with this shirt!
Description: Did you try your best only for those little turds to not appreciate a damn thing? Are you trying to find the right gift to give your @**hole father? Do you want mom to know she's to blame for the divorce because of the affair she had with the best friend? This is the shirt for the best/worst parents of all time!
Description: Did you turn out just fine despite your s*y parents? Do you wanna reward your kids for all their best efforts even though they just turned out to be a disappointment? Do you want everyone to know your elder parents are doing just fine in the retirement home you shoved them in? This is the shirt to let everyone know your highest loved ones are just fine.
Description: Do you have the most mediocre kids ever? Are you trying your best and just want everyone to know your kids are at least (somewhat) healthy and (somewhat) happy? Did you try your best and you just want the world to know you didn't raise criminals? Even if you did raise criminals, at least they changed their ways, right?
Description: Does nobody appreciate how awesome of a cook you are? Do you know someone who always brings their s*y cooking to a party and is always saying, "try this! I made it!"? Do you just want someone to know they're an okay cook and you're going to eat the slop they make anyways? This is the shirt for you or that very okay someone in the kitchen.
Baby Gravy Bag
$24
Description: When 6ft is way too far apart to be from those you love. For those that miss a good old embrace from your closest companions. The official shirt of social loneliness is here.
I Miss Hugs Bag
$24
Heat 4:69 Bag
$24
Description: Take back what's yours with the latest shirt from the southwest's most dangerous faction.
Gynesis Bag
$24
Description: Show your support for the southwest's fastest rising star in pro wrestling. This shirt is guaranteed to make you feel the Roundhouse Rhythm when you crank it up to over 1000. Aye, we want some EJ!
EJ For Champ Bag
$24
Slap Bag
$24
Duck Noise Bag
$24
