SurgeTheNerd

Description: Do you know your parents look at you with disappointment? Do you want to let your kids know they're a disappointment? Do your parents keep asking when you're gone get married, have kids, buy a house? Let the world know you don't need your parents approval with this classic top!

Description: Does your mom need to stop quoting The Office? Does your mom need to stop sharing minion memes? Do your kids just not see how funny you are? Remind mom she's not Whitney Cummings with this once in a lifetime design.

Description: Does your mom need to be reminded she's not funny? Do your kids not get your mom jokes? Does your wife need to cool it with the political rants in front of your future son/daughter-in-law? Let mom know it's okay to keep her mouth shut sometimes with this instant classic!

Description: Is your mom the funniest person she knows? Does your mom say hi to your ex and her mom when you run into each other at Disneyland? Does your mom keep sharing the same picture of you on your birthday every year on Facebook cracking the same joke every time? Remind your mom that her mom jokes are worse than dad jokes with this original design.

Description: Does your mom comment "jokes" on your social media? Does your mom bring out embarrassing baby pictures every time you bring someone home? Is your mom a comedian in her own mind? Let mom know she doesn't need to be so funny all the time with this gem made to grace the breasts that fed you.

Description: Does your mom keep quoting a certain teenage movie to you thinking she's funny? Do your kids not appreciate how awesome you are? Do you want your wife to know she doesn't need to be so "cool" around the kids all the time? Let mother know how average she is with this shirt made for regular moms everywhere!

Description: Do you want your mom to know you appreciate her for being a lunatic mother? Do you want your dad to know it's fine he doesn't like hearing about how gay you are? Do you want the world to know you did okay as a parent and your kids don't hate you? Let the world know how much love your family has with this shirt!

Description: Did you try your best only for those little turds to not appreciate a damn thing? Are you trying to find the right gift to give your @**hole father? Do you want mom to know she's to blame for the divorce because of the affair she had with the best friend? This is the shirt for the best/worst parents of all time!

Description: Did you turn out just fine despite your s*y parents? Do you wanna reward your kids for all their best efforts even though they just turned out to be a disappointment? Do you want everyone to know your elder parents are doing just fine in the retirement home you shoved them in? This is the shirt to let everyone know your highest loved ones are just fine.

Description: Do you have the most mediocre kids ever? Are you trying your best and just want everyone to know your kids are at least (somewhat) healthy and (somewhat) happy? Did you try your best and you just want the world to know you didn't raise criminals? Even if you did raise criminals, at least they changed their ways, right?

Description: Does nobody appreciate how awesome of a cook you are? Do you know someone who always brings their s*y cooking to a party and is always saying, "try this! I made it!"? Do you just want someone to know they're an okay cook and you're going to eat the slop they make anyways? This is the shirt for you or that very okay someone in the kitchen.

Description: Make for the coolest, strongest mom you know!

Description: Crack open a bottle and take a shot of the most unique flavor in the business!

Description: Ride that sleigh!

Description: Just a sip is enough!

Description: Kids hate clothes!

Description: Pour it on this holiday season!

Description: Stuff someone's stocking this Christmas!

Description: Clean up after your sled pullers!

Description: The official shirt of your comeback! Show the world you know how to work, bitch.

Description: When 6ft is way too far apart to be from those you love. For those that miss a good old embrace from your closest companions. The official shirt of social loneliness is here.

Description: Follow your heart

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Description: When everyone knows they have you to thank for the house. Wear this tee to show everyone who the man is. Don't forget to hashtag all of your posts while wearing this bad boy for the gram.

Description: When everyone knows they have you to thank for the house. Wear this tee to show everyone who the man is. Don't forget to hashtag all of your posts while wearing this bad boy for the gram.

Description: Beware of the Black Hand or else the Heat will SLAP you back to where you came from. Support everyone's favorite cut of Italian Beef with this stylish tee.

Description: Before we cut you off, let's slap this shirt on!

Description: Take back what's yours with the latest shirt from the southwest's most dangerous faction.

Description: Show your support for the southwest's fastest rising star in pro wrestling. This shirt is guaranteed to make you feel the Roundhouse Rhythm when you crank it up to over 1000. Aye, we want some EJ!

Description: Show your support for Arizona's premiere wrestling promotion.

Description: Celebrate every day like it's Dia de los Muertos with SCW's new shirt!