Taversia

Description: When a global crisis hits, a few unwitting dinosaurs are liable to worry more about the green in their pockets.

Description: 6 feet distance, please!

Description: Is it with Carmen Sandiego??

Description: You've been doing this your whole life—and 𝙣𝙤𝙬 you're a hero!?

Description: "They're back... For everyone who believes in the beat." ...And the inevitable resurgence of coronavirus due to premature opening of states.

Description: ...Please?

Description: Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

Description: Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

Description: Unicorns poop rainbows!

Description: when you ugly.

Description: in . out .

Description: Cupid means business, y'all.

Description: Your fundy Jesus fanfiction is trash.

Description: Whoops.

Description: "Wow, you know about [X]?! That's SO cool! Now we can be friends, or whatever!"

Description: Paints for a dusty old canvas you didn't even ask for.

Description: You.

Description: Margaret is filled with Christ's love.

Description: What do gingers and vampires have in common? Why, burning in the sun, of course!

Description: You must be nurtured accordingly. <3

Description: Perfect for pottery class! Fun!

Description: Whether it's tabletop gaming, or some other form of imaginative recreation, you're never bored because you're always the hero (or villain?) in a story of your own making!

Description: "Hoe... but then make it fashion." —Tyra Banks

Description: Swerve them Thoths.

Description: Please, somebody, buy this as a t-shirt and wear it at an Hermès storefront. Then send me a photo. It would delight me to no end.

Description: She will turn you into a stag and hunt the shit out of you, Artemis don't play!

Description: You don't need hands to be a beauty guru!

Description: There's not enough salt in the whole ocean for Poseidon's saltiness.

Description: King of the Underworld... and getting shit done!

Description: Hestia and chill?

Description: Demeter is the goddess of the harvest and presides over grains and the fertility of the earth.

Description: The Bea Arthur of Greek Goddesses.

Description: him·bo /ˈhimbō/ noun - an attractive but unintelligent man.

Description: Carrie Underwood - "Before He Cheats" is the most-played song in Hera's playlist.

Description: We stan a bisexual prettyboy. And, I guess, versatile baseball players...?

Description: Zeus is a great, big, thundering slut.