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Cis or Trans, Not Your Business! Pillow

Description: This design is for people who don’t want to disclose their gender history, because it’s nobody’s business unless you decide to make it their business; and there are so many ways for a person to present in the world!

Tags: cisgender, lgbt, none of your business, trans, taversia
"Oh no! The economy!" Pillow
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Description: When a global crisis hits, a few unwitting dinosaurs are liable to worry more about the green in their pockets.

Tags: funny, humor, dinosaurs, dinosaur, meteor

"Oh no! The economy!" Pillow

$23 $28

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Nonessential Pillow
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Description: When you're not an ~Essential Employee~, and you're completely inconsequential in all other areas too!

Tags: demotivational, essential worker, essential, essential employee, inessential

Nonessential Pillow

$23 $28

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Stay Out of Melee Range Pillow
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Description: 6 feet distance, please!

Tags: rpg, mmorpg, brawl, roleplaying, dnd

Stay Out of Melee Range Pillow

$23 $28

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Essential Employee Pillow

Description: Nice, dude! Congrats on your "essential employee" designation! Here's an obnoxious t-shirt you can wear, to go with it! ;D

Tags: funny, rainbow, lgbt, important, pride

Essential Employee Pillow

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Where In The World Is My Stimulus Check? Pillow
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Description: Is it with Carmen Sandiego??

Tags: cash, wheres my money, pay me, wtf, waldo
Social Distancing Champion Pillow

Description: You've been doing this your whole life—and 𝙣𝙤𝙬 you're a hero!?

Tags: anti social, introvert, social distancing, introverts unite, homebody

Social Distancing Champion Pillow

$23 $28

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Corona 2: Infection Boogaloo Pillow
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Description: "They're back... For everyone who believes in the beat." ...And the inevitable resurgence of coronavirus due to premature opening of states.

Tags: boogaloo, electric

Corona 2: Infection Boogaloo Pillow

$23 $28

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IS IT OVER YET? Pillow
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Description: ...Please?

Tags: i dont wanna, ugh, make it stop, i cant even, so done

IS IT OVER YET? Pillow

$23 $28

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Essential Workers are Heroes Pillow
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Description: Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

Tags: custodial worker, thanks, nursing, service, thank you for your service

Essential Workers are Heroes Pillow

$23 $28

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DIE LOUDLY Pillow
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Description: If you gon' die, best make it good amirite?

Tags: rpg, tabletop, live action roleplay, larper, roleplay

DIE LOUDLY Pillow

$23 $28

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Essential Workers, Thanks For Your Service Pillow

Description: Proudly display your gratitude for a few of the most important people in our society — especially where their wages do not reflect their essential work. These are the true heroes.

Tags: nurse, nurses, thank you for your service, thanks, groceries
"MAKE ME A SANDWICH"... I MADE HIM A SUB! [v.1] Pillow
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Description: Also available with text separated on front AND back! Check shop! :D

Tags: kink, sexist, funny, fetish, patriarchy
Pooping Unicorn Pillow
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Description: Unicorns poop rainbows!

Tags: horseshit, shit, horse shit, shitty, poo

Pooping Unicorn Pillow

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ugly Pillow
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Description: when you ugly.

Tags: aesthetics, troll, trolling, displeasing, yuck

ugly Pillow

$23 $28

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Breathe . . . Pillow
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Description: in . out .

Tags: zen, meditate, exercise, fitness, meditation

Breathe . . . Pillow

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Cupid's Got a Gun Pillow
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Description: Cupid means business, y'all.

Tags: gun, semiautomatic, valentines day, valentine, romantic

Cupid's Got a Gun Pillow

$23 $28

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Canon Jesus is better than Fandom Jesus Pillow
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Description: Your fundy Jesus fanfiction is trash.

Tags: canon, real, bible, fanfic, god
I ♥ Cats Pillow
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Description: I LOVE CATS!!!!!11!!1!

Tags: trash, trash cat, dumpster, garbage, kitties

I ♥ Cats Pillow

$23 $28

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CRITICAL FAILURE Pillow

Description: Whoops.

Tags: critical miss, d20, crit, critical, fail

CRITICAL FAILURE Pillow

$23 $28

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oh my gooseness gracious Pillow
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Description: Oh my gooseness gracious, you silly goose!

Tags: goodness gracious, goofball, gracious, goodness, good

oh my gooseness gracious Pillow

$23 $28

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[insert obscure pop culture reference here] Pillow
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Description: "Wow, you know about [X]?! That's SO cool! Now we can be friends, or whatever!"

Tags: obscure, reference, quotes, pop, retro
I don't want to do this anymore. Pillow

Description: 8(

Tags: nah, no, nope, i dont wanna, apathy
Thanks, I Love Compliments About My Flesh Prison Pillow
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Description: Paints for a dusty old canvas you didn't even ask for.

Tags: thorns, carapace, husk, thanks, flesh
fat, ugly, & stupid Pillow
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Description: You.

Tags: sadboy, sadboi, aesthetics, sadgirl, sadboys

fat, ugly, & stupid Pillow

$23 $28

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Margaret was a heinous bible-thumping bitch but her underhand toss was more than adequate. Pillow
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Description: Margaret is filled with Christ's love.

Tags: margaret, religious, jesus loves you, shameful, hail satan
Trash Panda Pillow
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Description: We're all trash pandas, at one point or another.

Tags: pandas, hoarder, garbage, panda, racoon

Trash Panda Pillow

$23 $28

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Venn Diagram - Gingers/Vampires Pillow
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Description: What do gingers and vampires have in common? Why, burning in the sun, of course!

Tags: vampire, bats, bat, redhead, ven
Delicate Flower Pillow
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Description: You must be nurtured accordingly. <3

Tags: mallsoft, sadboys, retro, gentle, petals

Delicate Flower Pillow

$23 $28

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I ♥ Pot Pillow
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Description: Perfect for pottery class! Fun!

Tags: blaze, joint, hash, herbal, 420

I ♥ Pot Pillow

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I SMITE BORING Pillow
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Description: Whether it's tabletop gaming, or some other form of imaginative recreation, you're never bored because you're always the hero (or villain?) in a story of your own making!

Tags: dragons, dungeons, rpg, roleplaying, crown

I SMITE BORING Pillow

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HOE but make it FASHION Pillow
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Description: "Hoe... but then make it fashion." —Tyra Banks

Tags: photographer, photography, pinup, pinup model, professional model

HOE but make it FASHION Pillow

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"Begone, Thoth." Pillow
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Description: Swerve them Thoths.

Tags: bastet, egyptian, deity, begone, egyptian gods

"Begone, Thoth." Pillow

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Hermes, Greek God of Overpriced Handbags Pillow
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Description: Please, somebody, buy this as a t-shirt and wear it at an Hermès storefront. Then send me a photo. It would delight me to no end.

Tags: ancient greece, mythology, greek mythology, greek, handbags
Artemis, Greek Goddess of Not Giving a Fuck Pillow
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Description: She will turn you into a stag and hunt the shit out of you, Artemis don't play!

Tags: ancient greek, mythological, idgaf, ancient greece, greek
Aphrodite, Greek Goddess of Hot Amputees Pillow
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Description: You don't need hands to be a beauty guru!

Tags: greek mythology, olympian gods, greek gods, greek goddess, mythology

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