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Fasting Mode One Card
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Description: Let everyone know you are proud to be fasting for Ramadan.

Tags: aid moubarak, arab, arabic, fast, iftar

Fasting Mode One Card

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Everything Is Going to Be Okay... Card
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Description: ...eventually you'll be dead and won't have to deal with any of this shit.

Tags: affirmation, funny, humor, inspiration, inspirational

Everything Is Going to Be Okay... Card

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Stop Worrying About What Other People Think Card
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Description: Stop worrying about what other people think. I mean, have you met other people? They're awful!

Tags: affirmation, ew people, funny, funny quote, funny slogan

Stop Worrying About What Other People Think Card

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I Don't Skateboard Card
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Description: I don't skateboard... I'm scared I'll fall and get hurt!

Tags: funny, humor, hurt, injured, injury

I Don't Skateboard Card

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I'd Rather Be FISHING Card
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Description: I'd rather be f***ing!!!

Tags: cussing, fbomb, fish, fisherman, fishing lover

I'd Rather Be FISHING Card

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Disappointed? That's What You Get... Card
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Description: Disappointed? That's what you get for expecting things. Sarcastic motivational quote.

Tags: affirmation, disappointed, disappointment, funny, funny slogan

Disappointed? That's What You Get... Card

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You Can Do It - But You Probably Won't Card
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Description: You can do it! But you probably won't. Sarcastic affirmation.

Tags: affirmation, funny, happy, humor, inspiration

You Can Do It - But You Probably Won't Card

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Lasagna Del Rey Card
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Description: That's a royal lasagna - fit for King or Queen! If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: food, italia, italian, italy, king

Lasagna Del Rey Card

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Go, Sports! Card
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Description: Go, sports! Funny sarcastic design for anyone that is indifferent to sports, but wants to join in!

Tags: baseball, basketball, football, funny, funny sayings

Go, Sports! Card

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Go, Sports! Card
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Description: Go, sports! Funny sarcastic design for anyone that is indifferent to sports, but wants to join in!

Tags: baseball, basketball, football, funny, funny sayings

Go, Sports! Card

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My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting Card
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Description: My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting!

Tags: back and body hurts, back body hurts, funny, humor, memory
My Favorite Childhood Memory Is My Back Not Hurting Card
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Description: My favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting!

Tags: back and body hurts, back body hurts, funny, humor, memory
Ghost Papas List Card
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Description: List of Papas, from 1-4.

Tags: band, cardinal copia, devil, emeritus, evil

Ghost Papas List Card

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Taco Tmonday Card
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Description: Every day can be Taco Tuesday!

Tags: cinco de mayo, fiesta, funny, funny tacos, humor

Taco Tmonday Card

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Keep Calm and Eat Chicken Card
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Description: Keep calm and eat chicken!

Tags: buffalo wings, chicken wings, fast food, food, fried chicken

Keep Calm and Eat Chicken Card

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This Guy Loves To Fart Card
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Description: Stand back, this guy loves to fart!

Tags: adulting, adulting is hard, childish, fart, farts

This Guy Loves To Fart Card

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I Tried So Hard and Got Sofa Card
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Description: In the end, it didn't even matter! Funny nu metal song lyrics humor.

Tags: alternative metal, band, couch, funny, humor

I Tried So Hard and Got Sofa Card

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Bill & Frank & Joel & Tess List. Card
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Description: Bill & Frank & Joel & Tess.

Tags: apocalypse, bill and frank, ellie, firefly, gamer

Bill & Frank & Joel & Tess List. Card

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Please Don't Ratio Me I'll Cum Card
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Description: Please don't ratio me, I'll cum! Funny sarcastic internet masochist bully slogan.

Tags: bdsm, bully, cum, funny, humor

Please Don't Ratio Me I'll Cum Card

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Please Don't Ratio Me I'll Cum Card
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Description: Please don't ratio me, I'll cum! Funny sarcastic internet masochist bully slogan.

Tags: bdsm, bully, cum, funny, humor

Please Don't Ratio Me I'll Cum Card

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Just a Mom Trying Not To Raise A Liberal Card
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Description: I'm just doing my best to make sure I don't raise a liberal!

Tags: conservative, equality, humor, liberal, mom

Just a Mom Trying Not To Raise A Liberal Card

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Just a Dad Trying Not To Raise A Liberal Card
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Description: I'm just doing my best to make sure I don't raise a liberal!

Tags: conservative, dad, equality, fathers day, humor

Just a Dad Trying Not To Raise A Liberal Card

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Goth Before It Was Cool Card
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Description: Statement design for anyone that lived the goth lifestyle long before it's resurgence in popularity.

Tags: addams, dark, emo, goth, halloween

Goth Before It Was Cool Card

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Adulting - 9 out of 10 Adults Would Not Recommend Card
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Description: Adulting is hard... 9 out of 10 adults would NOT recommend!

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, adulting would not recommend
AAA Adults Against Adulting Card
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Description: Adulting is hard... 9/10 adults would not recommend.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, adulting would not recommend

AAA Adults Against Adulting Card

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I Put the HOT In Psychotic Card
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Description: I put the HOT in psychotic! Funny flirty word pun.

Tags: daughter, ex girlfriend, ex wife, flirty, funny

I Put the HOT In Psychotic Card

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Designated Drunk Card
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Description: I'll volunteer to be the designated drunk at this party.

Tags: alcohol, beer, birthday, celebration, designated driver

Designated Drunk Card

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Jerry's Pizza Logo Card
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Tags: climate change, food, funny, greta, humor

Jerry's Pizza Logo Card

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FURRIES Card
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Description: For those special furry friends.

Tags: animal, anthro, anthropomorphic, cute, funny

FURRIES Card

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DEAD INSIDE - But Still Horny Card
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Description: Dead inside... but still horny.

Tags: dead, death, emo, flirt, flirty

DEAD INSIDE - But Still Horny Card

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Fuck Off - A Story Card
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Description: Dream the impossible dream...

Tags: cuss, f bomb, fuck off, funny, go fuck yourself

Fuck Off - A Story Card

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Just Fucking Leave Me Alone Card
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Description: A quite clear message for introverts.

Tags: anti social, funny, go away, humor, introvert

Just Fucking Leave Me Alone Card

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Micro Penis Club President Card
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Description: I wear my presidential status like a badge of honor.

Tags: club president, dad gift idea, funny, funny quote, funny saying

Micro Penis Club President Card

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Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow Card

Description: We'll get together and unite for our cause... probably tomorrow.

Tags: funny, humor, laziness, lazy, procrastinate

Procrastinators Unite Tomorrow Card

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Jolly AF Card
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Description: This Santa isn't just jolly... he's JOLLY AF!

Tags: af, celebration, christmas, festive, humor

Jolly AF Card

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Uncle Sam Doesn't Care, Snowflakes! Card
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Description: Stop getting so upset, patriots - Uncle Sam doesn't care!

Tags: america, american, american flag, biden, democrat

Uncle Sam Doesn't Care, Snowflakes! Card

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