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F*CK ME I'M TIRED Card
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Description: For those that are always tired!

Tags: always tired, barker, drummer, drums, funny

F*CK ME I'M TIRED Card

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Feliz Hanukkah Card
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Description: Funny Hanukkah/Christmas mashup for any Jewish Mexicans out there!

Tags: chanukah, christmas, cinco de mayo, day of the dead, dia de los muertos

Feliz Hanukkah Card

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Straight Outta Nevermore Card

Description: Quote the raven... Nevermore.

Tags: addams, addams family, crow, edgar allan poe, gomez

Straight Outta Nevermore Card

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My Life Is A Catastrophe Card
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Description: My life is a CAT-ASS-TROPHY!

Tags: ass, cat, cats, funny, funny quote

My Life Is A Catastrophe Card

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Anything Is Possible - Just Not Today Card

Description: Anything is possible... just not today. Funny sarcastic lazy procrastinators text design.

Tags: funny, humor, lazy, no, nope

Anything Is Possible - Just Not Today Card

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Anything Is Possible - But Not Today Card

Description: Anything is possible... but not today. Funny sarcastic lazy procrastinators text design.

Tags: funny, humor, lazy, no, nope

Anything Is Possible - But Not Today Card

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Ew, People. Card
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Description: Perfect gift for anyone that is clearly not a people person.

Tags: anti social, ew, funny, funny people, humor

Ew, People. Card

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Ew, People. Card
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Description: Perfect gift for anyone that is clearly not a people person.

Tags: anti social, ew, funny, funny people, humor

Ew, People. Card

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Atheism - A Non-Prophet Group Card
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Description: Atheism pun. It's a non-prophet organization!

Tags: anti religion, atheist, belief, believe, bible

Atheism - A Non-Prophet Group Card

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Atheism - A Non-Prophet Group Card
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Description: Atheism pun. It's a non-prophet organization!

Tags: anti religion, atheist, belief, believe, bible

Atheism - A Non-Prophet Group Card

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Big Butts - Funny Word Quiz Card
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Description: Things I like... and I cannot lie.

Tags: baby got back, butts, clue, funny, game show

Big Butts - Funny Word Quiz Card

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Pizza Is Cheaper Than Therapy Card
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Description: Get me a slice... I'll be fine.

Tags: food, funny pizza, humor, i love pizza, pizza

Pizza Is Cheaper Than Therapy Card

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Send Dog Pics Not D*ck Pics Card
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Description: If you want to send me unsolicited sms pics... send dog pics, NOT dick pics.

Tags: animal, dick, dog, dogs, funny

Send Dog Pics Not D*ck Pics Card

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Send Dog Pics Not D*ck Pics Card
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Description: If you want to send me unsolicited sms pics... send dog pics, NOT dick pics.

Tags: animal, dick, dog, dogs, funny

Send Dog Pics Not D*ck Pics Card

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Pizza Slut Card
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Description: Perfect for anyone that will do ANYTHING for a slice of pizza!

Tags: cheese, crust, food, funny pizza, i love pizza

Pizza Slut Card

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Mediocrates Meh-rry Christmas Good Enough Santa Sarcasm Card
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Description: A wise philosopher once said - 'Meh-rry Christmas.'

Tags: aristotle, christmas, greece, greek, humor
Shit Show Supervisor Card
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Description: I'm in charge here!

Tags: boss, coordinator, funny, funny saying, funny slogan

Shit Show Supervisor Card

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Shit Show Supervisor Card
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Description: I'm in charge here!

Tags: boss, coordinator, funny, funny saying, funny slogan

Shit Show Supervisor Card

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I Am Too Hungover For This Card
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Description: I have a hangover... does anybody know what that means? I was drunk yesterday.

Tags: alchohol, alcohol, beer, booze, cocktail

I Am Too Hungover For This Card

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I Am Too Hungover For This Card
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Description: I have a hangover... does anybody know what that means? I was drunk yesterday.

Tags: alchohol, alcohol, beer, booze, cocktail

I Am Too Hungover For This Card

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Bi-Polar Express Card

Description: All aboard the bipolar express!

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, bipolar awareness, christmas, depression

Bi-Polar Express Card

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2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Card
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Description: That's called The Shocker!

Tags: butt, crude, funny, hand, humor

2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Card

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2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Card
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Description: That's called The Shocker!

Tags: butt, crude, funny, hand, humor

2 In The Thoughts, 1 In The Prayers Card

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Never Underestimate the Stupidity of Idiots! Card
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Description: I'm surrounded by idiots!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, funny, humor, humour

Never Underestimate the Stupidity of Idiots! Card

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Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Card
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Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Tags: buffering, comment, funny, humor, humour

Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Card

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Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Card
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Description: I'll have a sarcastic retort for you any second now.

Tags: buffering, comment, funny, humor, humour

Sarcasm Loading Please Wait - Buffering Card

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Thanksgiving Dinner List Card

Description: These are the essentials of a Thanksgiving day feast!

Tags: cranberries, cranberry sauce, funny thanksgiving, gravy, happy thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Dinner List Card

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Send Noods Card
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Description: I'm feeling down... send noods, ASAP!

Tags: chopsticks, humor, japan, japanese, kawaii

Send Noods Card

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Elf Christmas Food Groups List Card
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Description: These are the four very important food groups for Xmas Elves!

Tags: buddy, candy, candy canes, candy corns, christmas

Elf Christmas Food Groups List Card

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I Poop A Lot Card
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Description: Is that too much information?

Tags: bathroom, diarrhea, humor, ibs, irritable bowel syndrome

I Poop A Lot Card

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Merry F**king Christmas Card
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Description: We wish you a really Merry fucking Christmas!

Tags: christmas, christmas humor, christmas sweater, cussing, funny xmas

Merry F**king Christmas Card

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It Sucks To Be Me Card
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Description: It sucks to be me... sarcastic anxiety humor.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, anxious, humor, introvert

It Sucks To Be Me Card

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I'm not Gay But My Penis Is Card
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Description: I'm not gay... but my penis is!

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay humor, gay pride, humor

I'm not Gay But My Penis Is Card

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A Negroni Sbagliato Card
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Description: What's your drink of choice? A negroni sbagliato... with prosecco in it. Stunning.

Tags: alcohol, bartender, cocktail, drink, drinking

A Negroni Sbagliato Card

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Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming Horny - Bitch Acronym Card
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Description: These are all my qualities.

Tags: abbr, acronym, adult, beautiful, bitch face
All Places Should Be Safe Spaces - Pride Flag Card

Description: All places should be safe spaces.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbt

All Places Should Be Safe Spaces - Pride Flag Card

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