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I'm Gonna Punch Him Out - Nancy Pelosi Quote Card

Description: "I'm gonna punch him out. And I'm going to go to jail, and I'm going to be happy."

Tags: anti trump, biden, capitol, democrat, election

I'm Gonna Punch Him Out - Nancy Pelosi Quote Card

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Trump Crimes List V2 Card
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Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Tags: democrat, election, guilty, indict, indicted

Trump Crimes List V2 Card

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Trump Crimes List Card
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Description: Just a few of the crimes Donald Trump is guilty of.

Tags: democrat, election, guilty, indict, indicted

Trump Crimes List Card

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Two Words - Made In America Card
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Description: Let Me Start Off With Two Words... 'Made In America'

Tags: biden, biden harris, blunder, democrat, election

Two Words - Made In America Card

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I Heart Cock Card
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Description: ...and by that I don't mean chickens.

Tags: billie, cock, crude, eilish, gay

I Heart Cock Card

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Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Card

Description: Dungeons, Dragons and Depression... the three things that define me the most.

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, critical role, depressed

Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Card

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Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Card

Description: Dungeons, Dragons and Depression... the three things that define me the most.

Tags: anxiety, anxiety awareness, anxiety disorder, critical role, depressed

Dungeons, Dragons and Depression Card

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Corn - Not Everyone Has To Like It To Be The Best Card
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Description: I love corn! Have yourself a contastic day!

Tags: corn kid, corn on the cob, corntastic, delicious, ear of corn
It's Corn! Card
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Description: I love corn! Have yourself a contastic day!

Tags: corn kid, corn on the cob, corntastic, delicious, ear of corn

It's Corn! Card

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All We Are Is Dust In The Wind, Dude Card

Description: Dust. Wind. Dude.

Tags: 90s, alex winter, be excellent to each other, bill and teds excellent adventure, bogus journey

All We Are Is Dust In The Wind, Dude Card

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Letuce & Shell, Cheese and Meat Card
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Description: Ingredients list for a delicious taco!

Tags: birthday, burrito, cinco de mayo, cinco de mayo day, fiesta

Letuce & Shell, Cheese and Meat Card

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I Told My Wife She Should Embrace Her Mistakes... She Hugged Me Card
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Description: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... she hugged me! Funny sarcastic marriage pun for Father's Day, wedding anniversaries, birthdays etc.

Tags: anniversary, birthday, daddy, dicorce, father
Vacuum Guy At The Vampire Mansion Card
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Description: Just updating my CV... current position - Vacuum Guy at the vampire mansion.

Tags: frank iero, gerard way, goth, mcarmy, mcr

Vacuum Guy At The Vampire Mansion Card

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Hotter Than Your Ex - Better Than Your Next Card
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Description: Hotter Than Your Ex - Better Than Your Next... funny Kpop inspired design!

Tags: boyfriend, bts, couple, girlfriend, heart

Hotter Than Your Ex - Better Than Your Next Card

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Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Card
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Description: Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk. And when I was sober. Please forget everything I said ever. Funny sarcastic song lyrics twist.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, funny

Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Card

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Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Card
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Description: Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk. And when I was sober. Please forget everything I said ever. Funny sarcastic song lyrics twist.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, funny

Can We Forget About Everything I Said? Card

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Sorry For Having Great Tits and Correct Opinions Card
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Description: Please accept my apologies. If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: equal rights, equality, feminism, girl power, great tit

Sorry For Having Great Tits and Correct Opinions Card

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Lasagna - Chemistry Table of Periodic Elements Card
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Description: The science of meat, pasta and sauce.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, element, elements, italian

Lasagna - Chemistry Table of Periodic Elements Card

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Lasagna - Chemistry Table of Periodic Elements Card
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Description: The science of meat, pasta and sauce.

Tags: chemist, chemistry, element, elements, italian

Lasagna - Chemistry Table of Periodic Elements Card

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I Know HTML - How To Make Lasagna Card
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Description: Yeah I know HTML... how to make lasagna!

Tags: coder, coding, computer, developer, eat

I Know HTML - How To Make Lasagna Card

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I Know HTML - How To Make Lasagna Card
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Description: Yeah I know HTML... how to make lasagna!

Tags: coder, coding, computer, developer, eat

I Know HTML - How To Make Lasagna Card

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Think Fast, Run Fast - 200 Card
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Description: Think fast, run fast! 5:49 - that's the Chad Powers way!

Tags: american football, barkley, college football, eli manning, football

Think Fast, Run Fast - 200 Card

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Witch Hair, Don't Care Card
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Description: Witch Hair, Don't Care! Funny Halloween themed design featuring a woman with messy witch hair in a bun wearing sunglasses.

Tags: bat, bats, costume, gift, horror

Witch Hair, Don't Care Card

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Think Fast Run Fast Card
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Description: Think fast, run fast! 5:49 - that's the Chad Powers way!

Tags: american football, college football, eli manning, football, football player

Think Fast Run Fast Card

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Introverts Unite - We're Here, Uncomfortable, And We Want To Go Home Card

Description: Introverts unite! We're here, we're uncomfortable, and we want to go home!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, awkward, awkward is my specialty, awkwardness
I Don't Understand. But I Also Don't Care... Card
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Description: I don't understand. But I also so don't care. So it works out. Funny sarcastic text based design.

Tags: dont care, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings

I Don't Understand. But I Also Don't Care... Card

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I Don't Understand. But I Also Don't Care... Card
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Description: I don't understand. But I also so don't care. So it works out. Funny sarcastic text based design.

Tags: dont care, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings

I Don't Understand. But I Also Don't Care... Card

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I Have The Dick, So I Make the Rules Card
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Description: Ironic sexist statement shirt... not to be taken seriously!

Tags: eilish, equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist

I Have The Dick, So I Make the Rules Card

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I Have The Dick, So I Make the Rules Card
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Description: Ironic sexist statement shirt... not to be taken seriously!

Tags: eilish, equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist

I Have The Dick, So I Make the Rules Card

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Funny Velociraptor Equation Card
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Description: Distance raptor divided by time raptor equals velociraptor! Funny dinosaur equation.

Tags: algebra, back to school, calculus, dino, dinosaur lover

Funny Velociraptor Equation Card

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What Fresh Hell Is This? Card
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Description: What fresh hell is this?! Sarcastic rainbow design.

Tags: fresh hell, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan, humor

What Fresh Hell Is This? Card

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The Stakes Are High and So Am I Card
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Description: Perfect sarcastic gift for any weed smoker.

Tags: 420 weed, marijuana, pot, pot head, pothead

The Stakes Are High and So Am I Card

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The Stakes Are High and So Am I Card
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Description: Perfect sarcastic gift for any weed smoker.

Tags: 420 weed, marijuana, pot, pot head, pothead

The Stakes Are High and So Am I Card

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Everybody's Entitled To Be An Idiot Card
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Description: Let him go... everyone's entitled to be an idiot! Funny Joe Biden quote.

Tags: american, anti trump, biden, democrat, election

Everybody's Entitled To Be An Idiot Card

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Everybody's Entitled To Be An Idiot Sunglasses Card
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Description: Let him go... everyone's entitled to be an idiot! Funny Joe Biden quote.

Tags: american, anti trump, biden, democrat, election

Everybody's Entitled To Be An Idiot Sunglasses Card

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You're - Sarcastic Grammar Correction Card

Description: You're is you are... your is your!

Tags: bad grammar, correcting your grammar, english, grammar, grammar funny

You're - Sarcastic Grammar Correction Card

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