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Big Dick Is Back In Town Card
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Description: Here I am!

Tags: adult, back in town, big dick, big dick energy, crude

Big Dick Is Back In Town Card

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Fussy Eaters Social Club Card
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Description: Proud member of the Fussy Eaters Club. Nope, I'm not eating tomatoes.

Tags: delicious, disorder, eater, eating, food

Fussy Eaters Social Club Card

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Fussy Eaters Social Club Card
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Description: Proud member of the Fussy Eaters Club. Nope, I'm not eating tomatoes.

Tags: delicious, disorder, eater, eating, food

Fussy Eaters Social Club Card

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Fussy Eaters Club Card
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Description: Proud member of the Fussy Eaters Club. Nope, I'm not eating tomatoes.

Tags: delicious, disorder, eater, eating, food

Fussy Eaters Club Card

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Fussy Eaters Club Card
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Description: Proud member of the Fussy Eaters Club. Nope, I'm not eating tomatoes.

Tags: delicious, disorder, eater, eating, food

Fussy Eaters Club Card

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It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right Card
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Description: It's not gaslighting if I'm right... right? Gaslighting is not real - you're just crazy.

Tags: gaslight gatekeep girlboss, gaslighting, girlboss, humor, im just explaining

It's Not Gaslighting If I'm Right Card

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Fantasy Football Hall of Famer Card

Description: For anybody that dominates their fantasy football leagues!

Tags: commish, commissioner, draft party, fantasy, fantasy football champion

Fantasy Football Hall of Famer Card

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Fantasy Football Draft Beer Venn Diagram Card

Description: My two favourite drafts are beer, and fantasy football!

Tags: alcohol, beer, commish, commissioner, draft

Fantasy Football Draft Beer Venn Diagram Card

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Tummy Ache Survivor Card
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Description: I survived tummy ache - what a brave little trooper!

Tags: brave, constipation, farts, funny quote, funny saying

Tummy Ache Survivor Card

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Tummy Ache Survivor Card
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Description: I survived tummy ache - what a brave little trooper!

Tags: brave, constipation, farts, funny quote, funny saying

Tummy Ache Survivor Card

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I'm An Adult (Technically) Card
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Description: It's scary to thing I'm the same age as adults.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, big kid, grown up

I'm An Adult (Technically) Card

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I'm An Adult (Technically) Card
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Description: It's scary to thing I'm the same age as adults.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, big kid, grown up

I'm An Adult (Technically) Card

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Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Card
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Description: Italian food is the best way to forget your troubles!

Tags: i eat pasta, italian, italian food, italy, pasta

Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Card

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Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Card
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Description: Italian food is the best way to forget your troubles!

Tags: i eat pasta, italian, italian food, italy, pasta

Eat Spaghetti To Forgetti Your Regretti Card

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Do Not Give Me A Cigarette Under Any Circumstances... Card
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Description: ...no matter what I say! Quitting smoking is hard! If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: anti smoking, cigar, cigarette, humor, humorous
It May Be Funny To You Motherf**ker... Card

Description: ...but it's not funny to me. End gun violence now!

Tags: beto, beto for texas, beto orourke, end gun violence, gun control

It May Be Funny To You Motherf**ker... Card

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I Love You To the Moon and Back But... Card
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Description: I fucking want to leave you there sometimes!

Tags: f bomb, funny gift, funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings

I Love You To the Moon and Back But... Card

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Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Card
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Description: Sarcastic text design for a grumpy old friend or family member.

Tags: cremation, exercise, fitness, funeral, funny quote

Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Card

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Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Card
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Description: Sarcastic text design for a grumpy old friend or family member.

Tags: cremation, exercise, fitness, funeral, funny quote

Cremation Is My Last Hope For A Smoking Hot Bod Card

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God Hates Facts Card
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Description: Sarcastic atheist humor!

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christianity

God Hates Facts Card

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God Hates Facts Card
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Description: Sarcastic atheist humor!

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christianity

God Hates Facts Card

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Sorry Princess, I Only Date Crack Whores Card
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Description: I like a very particular kind of woman.

Tags: adult, cocaine, crude, drugs, humor

Sorry Princess, I Only Date Crack Whores Card

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Sorry I'm Late - I Was Somewhere Else Doing Something Better Card
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Description: Sorry I'm late... I was somewhere else doing something better! At least I'm honest.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan, honest, honesty
Kinda Hungry, Kinda Horny, Kinda Tired, Kinda Wanna Get A Tattoo Card
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Description: How are you feeling today?

Tags: dead inside, emotions, feelings, horny, humor
Dead Inside But Still Horny Card
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Description: I have no soul... but I still have needs.

Tags: dead inside, dead inside but still horny, dead inside funny, dead inside meme, emo

Dead Inside But Still Horny Card

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I Hate Stupid People Card
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Description: People... I'm not a fan. Especially the stupid ones.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings, hate, humor

I Hate Stupid People Card

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I Love Nachos Card

Description: Who loves nachos? I LOVE NACHOS!

Tags: cinco de mayo, fast food, fiesta, food lover, funny tacos

I Love Nachos Card

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BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Card
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Description: Funny BDSM initialism... is that what you thought it stood for?

Tags: acronym, dominant, fetish, funny, humor

BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Card

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BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Card
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Description: Funny BDSM initialism... is that what you thought it stood for?

Tags: acronym, dominant, fetish, funny, humor

BDSM Business Development Sales and Marketing Card

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Yeah, I Have NFTs Card
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Description: Oh... is that not what you meant by NFT?

Tags: crude, crypto, crypto sucks, flirty, funny quote

Yeah, I Have NFTs Card

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...Just don't Talk To Me, Okay? Card
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Description: Don't ask me about my grade or college or job or relationship status or weight. Actually, just don't talk to me, okay?

Tags: anti social, antisocial club, dont talk to me, humor, introvert

...Just don't Talk To Me, Okay? Card

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Not Only No, But Fuck No. Card
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Description: Sometimes, just a straightforward 'no' is not enough.

Tags: fuck, humor, nah, negative, no

Not Only No, But Fuck No. Card

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Not Only No, But Fuck No. Card
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Description: Sometimes, just a straightforward 'no' is not enough.

Tags: fuck, humor, nah, negative, no

Not Only No, But Fuck No. Card

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MILF University Card
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Description: Graduated with flying colors from MILF University!

Tags: college, collegiate, future milf, humor, i love frogs

MILF University Card

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Single and Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Card
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Description: Introverted but ready to meet like minded individuals.

Tags: antisocial, anxiety, anxious, depression, humor
Save The Bees, Plant More Trees... Card
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Description: Save the trees, plant more trees, clean the seas, titties. Four steps to a better World.

Tags: climate change, earth, earth day, environment, global warming

Save The Bees, Plant More Trees... Card

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