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...Just Not Coming Card
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Description: I'm not booked or busy... just not coming.

Tags: anti social, didnt want to come, introvert, introverted, introverts

...Just Not Coming Card

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...Just Not Coming Card
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Description: I'm not booked or busy... just not coming.

Tags: anti social, didnt want to come, introvert, introverted, introverts

...Just Not Coming Card

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SEX - Breakfast Of Champions Card
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Description: How do you like it in the morning?

Tags: breakfast, crude, horny, humor, love

SEX - Breakfast Of Champions Card

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I Stand With Ukraine - Vintage Fist Card
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Description: Show that you stand with the people of Ukraine during their struggle.

Tags: free ukraine, i stand with ukraine, president, puck futin, save ukraine

I Stand With Ukraine - Vintage Fist Card

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I Need Ammunition, Not A Ride - Zelenskyy Quote Card
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Description: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy will fight for Ukraine. The fight is here.

Tags: free ukraine, i stand with ukraine, president, puck futin, save ukraine

I Need Ammunition, Not A Ride - Zelenskyy Quote Card

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No War - Ukraine Flag Card
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Description: I stand with Ukraine - NO WAR!

Tags: conflict, flag of ukraine, free ukraine, i stand with ukraine, no war

No War - Ukraine Flag Card

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Russian Warship Message Card
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Description: This is a message to Russian Warship from Snake Island...

Tags: free ukraine, go fuck yourself, i stand with ukraine, putin, russia

Russian Warship Message Card

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Sorry I Can't - I Have Plans With My Couch Card
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Description: Perfect for anyone that would much rather be home on their couch than going out socialising.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, couch, couch potato, couch tour

Sorry I Can't - I Have Plans With My Couch Card

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Sorry I Can't - I Have Plans With My Couch Card
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Description: Perfect for anyone that would much rather be home on their couch than going out socialising.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, couch, couch potato, couch tour

Sorry I Can't - I Have Plans With My Couch Card

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CRYTO Repeat Text Card

Description: Colorful CRYPTO repeat text for any crypto investor!

Tags: bitcoin, blockchain, btc, crypto, currency

CRYTO Repeat Text Card

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DUMP HIM Card
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Description: Dump that zero!

Tags: britney, dump him, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, free britney

DUMP HIM Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Introverted But Willing To Have A Conversation With Your Dog Card
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Description: I'm an introvert... but I want to talk to your dog!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dog, dog lover, dogs
Introverted But Willing To Have A Conversation With Your Dog Card
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Description: I'm an introvert... but I want to talk to your dog!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, dog, dog lover, dogs
It's Matthew, Not Matt. Card
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Description: Great gift for any Matthew that hates being called Matt!

Tags: champions, fans, football, funny, los angeles

It's Matthew, Not Matt. Card

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Get Rich Or Buy NFTs Trying Card
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Description: Trust the process... buy the NFTs.... get rich.

Tags: bitcoin, blockchain, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency

Get Rich Or Buy NFTs Trying Card

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NFTs Are Just Expensive JPEGs Card
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Description: What are you even buying?! NFTs are a scam!

Tags: bitcoin, blockchain, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency

NFTs Are Just Expensive JPEGs Card

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NFTs Are Just Expensive JPEGs Card
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Description: What are you even buying?! NFTs are a scam!

Tags: bitcoin, blockchain, btc, crypto, cryptocurrency

NFTs Are Just Expensive JPEGs Card

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Sorry I'm Late I Was Masturbating Card
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Description: I was... er... busy.

Tags: adult, bad taste, cum, masturbate, masturbating

Sorry I'm Late I Was Masturbating Card

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Gazpacho Police Card

Description: To protect and serve cold... that's the motto of the gazpacho police!

Tags: aoc, biden, funny, gazpacho, gestapo

Gazpacho Police Card

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This Month I Am Blackity Black Black Card

Description: I am black every month... but for black history month, I am blackity black black!

Tags: african american, african american history, anti racism, black activism, black future

This Month I Am Blackity Black Black Card

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I Closed My Book To Be Here Card
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Description: I closed my book and put it down to be here!

Tags: bibliophile, book, book lover, bookish, books

I Closed My Book To Be Here Card

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I Closed My Book To Be Here Card
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Description: I closed my book and put it down to be here!

Tags: bibliophile, book, book lover, bookish, books

I Closed My Book To Be Here Card

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Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Card
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Description: Don't ask me how I'm doing... I'll overshare and we'll both regret it.

Tags: anti social, anxiety, anxious, depression, funny

Don't Ask Me How I'm Doing Card

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I Put Down My Weights To Be Here Card
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Description: I'd rather be in the gym!

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, do you even lift, exercise, fitness

I Put Down My Weights To Be Here Card

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I Put Down My Weights To Be Here Card
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Description: I'd rather be in the gym!

Tags: bodybuilder, bodybuilding, do you even lift, exercise, fitness

I Put Down My Weights To Be Here Card

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100 Days of School Was Pretty Cool Card

Description: It's my 100th day of school... and I crushed them all!

Tags: 100 days smarter, 100th day of school, 100th day of school for teachers, 100th day of school funny, back to school

100 Days of School Was Pretty Cool Card

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100th Day Of School Card

Description: It's my 100th day of school... and I crushed them all!

Tags: 100 days smarter, 100th day of school, 100th day of school for teachers, 100th day of school funny, back to school

100th Day Of School Card

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Err Thng Blk Card

Description: To be worn with pride every month, not just Black History month.

Tags: african american, african american history, black, black activism, black future

Err Thng Blk Card

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Built By Black History Card

Description: To be worn with pride every month, not just Black History month.

Tags: african american, african american history, black, black activism, black future

Built By Black History Card

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Built By Black History Card

Description: To be worn with pride every month, not just Black History month.

Tags: african american, african american history, black, black activism, black future

Built By Black History Card

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ABC I Love U Card

Description: I love you... it's as easy as ABC.

Tags: abc, alphabet, heart, husband, i love you

ABC I Love U Card

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Blackity Black Black Card

Description: I am black EVERY month!

Tags: african american, african american history, anti racism, black activism, black future

Blackity Black Black Card

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Black History Is American History Card

Description: Black history IS American history.

Tags: african american, african american history, anti racism, black activism, black future

Black History Is American History Card

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Black History Is American History Card

Description: Black history IS American history.

Tags: african american, african american history, anti racism, black activism, black future

Black History Is American History Card

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Swear Words Quiz Card
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Description: Do you always try and make swear words when you play spelling games and quizzes?

Tags: funny, game, humor, quiz, riddle

Swear Words Quiz Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Sue Gray and the Party Detectives Card
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Description: Coming to a party near you soon!

Tags: bojo, boris johnson, brexit, conservatives, downing street

Sue Gray and the Party Detectives Card

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