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Bitchilante Definition Card
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Description: Bitchilante: Being mean only to people that deserve it.

Tags: angry, attitude, bitches, bitches get stuff done, bitchilante

Bitchilante Definition Card

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I'm Not Arguing! Card
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Description: I'm not arguing... I'm just explaining why you're wrong!

Tags: always right, argument, argumentative, im just explaining, im not arguing

I'm Not Arguing! Card

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Good Soup Card
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Description: Slurp... good soup!

Tags: adam driver, girls, good soup, joke, kylo ren

Good Soup Card

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Never Do Your Best, Quit Card
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Description: Funny motivational fail... never do your best, quit!

Tags: do your best, exercise, fitness, gym, inspirational

Never Do Your Best, Quit Card

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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Card
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Description: Everything hurts and I'm dying... this is what being old feels like!

Tags: age, back and body hurts, bad back, birthday, feeling old

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Card

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Every Day I'm Gobbling Card

Description: Funny thanksgiving turkey... 'every day I'm gobbling!'

Tags: funny thanksgiving, gobble gobble, gobble me swallow me, gobble me swallow me turkey, gobble til you wobble

Every Day I'm Gobbling Card

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Say When Vintage Cowboy Card
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Description: Fast draw vintage cowboy duel silhouette.

Tags: cowboy, cowboys, duel, fast draw, gun

Say When Vintage Cowboy Card

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We Are Those MF'ers! Card
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Description: We are those motherf**kers!

Tags: atl, atlanta braves, atlanta georgia, baseball, basketball

We Are Those MF'ers! Card

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Gender Roles Are Dead Card
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Description: Roles do not apply to genders any more!

Tags: bisexual, equal rights, feminism, feminist, gay

Gender Roles Are Dead Card

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I Love My Geek Card
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Description: Be proud of your geeky partner!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, game, gamer

I Love My Geek Card

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It's Too People-y Outside Card
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Description: It's just too peopley out here... I'm not a fan.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, ew, ew people, ew people cat

It's Too People-y Outside Card

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T.I.T.S Varsity Card
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Description: Funny collegiate varsity acronym. Who wouldn't want to go to the Texas Institute of Technology and Science?!

Tags: abbr, boobs, college, elon, funny

T.I.T.S Varsity Card

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Texas Institute Technology Science Card
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Description: Funny collegiate varsity acronym. Who wouldn't want to go to the Texas Institute of Technology and Science?!

Tags: abbr, boobs, college, elon, funny

Texas Institute Technology Science Card

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I Am Going To Hell In Every Religion Card
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Description: Sarcastic anti-religion design for any atheist or agnostic.

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christian

I Am Going To Hell In Every Religion Card

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IPA Lot When I Drink Beer Card
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Description: I love my craft beer... but it makes me pee!

Tags: alcohol, beer drinking team, beer gifts, beer lover gift, beer sayings

IPA Lot When I Drink Beer Card

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I STILL OWN YOU! Card
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Description: I own you! I still own you!

Tags: aaron rodgers, cheesehead, football, football fan, go pack go

I STILL OWN YOU! Card

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I STILL OWN YOU! Card
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Description: I own you! I still own you!

Tags: aaron rodgers, cheesehead, football, football fan, go pack go

I STILL OWN YOU! Card

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Be A Nice Human Rainbow Stripe Card
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Description: In a world where you can be anything, be nice.

Tags: be a good human, be a nice human, be kind, be nice, bisexual

Be A Nice Human Rainbow Stripe Card

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RUN DOS RUN Retro Computer Code Card

Description: Only the nerdiest of computer programmers will get this one... RUN DOS RUN!

Tags: coder, coders, coding, computer, computer programmers

RUN DOS RUN Retro Computer Code Card

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I Am A Man Of My Word Card
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Description: ...and that word is UNRELIABLE!

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor

I Am A Man Of My Word Card

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Let's Go Brandon Card
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Description: I don't think that's what they were cheering...

Tags: anti biden, biden, brandon brown, car racing, fjb

Let's Go Brandon Card

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Don't Rush Me! Card

Description: I'm waiting for the last minute!

Tags: dont rush me, dont rush me im waiting for the last, last minute, laziness, lazy

Don't Rush Me! Card

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Pumpkin Pi Card
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Description: Pumpkin 3.14 = pumpkin pie!

Tags: geometry, halloween costume gift, halloween costume kids, halloween gifts, halloweenshirt

Pumpkin Pi Card

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Existence Is Pain Card
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Description: Existence Is Pain! Funny tongue in cheek ironic design.

Tags: clouds, cute, deadpan, emo, goth

Existence Is Pain Card

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THINK While It's Still Legal Card
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Description: Think: While It's Still Legal

Tags: democracy, democrat, election, political campaign, political freedom

THINK While It's Still Legal Card

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People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis... They're The Real Heroes Card
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Description: I'm not for everyone... kudos to those who tolerate me.

Tags: ew people, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan, im not for everyone
Relish Today Ketchup Tomorrow Card
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Description: What's your favourite condiment?

Tags: burger, cheeseburger, fancy ketchup, fast food, food

Relish Today Ketchup Tomorrow Card

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Oktoberfest Essentials List Card
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Description: All the essentials needed for a fun Oktoberfest!

Tags: bavaria, bavarian, beer, brezen, drinking

Oktoberfest Essentials List Card

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Mornings One Star Would Not Recommend Card
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Description: Mornings... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, bad review, coffee because adulting is hard coffee

Mornings One Star Would Not Recommend Card

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Mondays One Star Would Not Recommend Card
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Description: Mondays... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, bad review, coffee because adulting is hard coffee

Mondays One Star Would Not Recommend Card

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Adulting One Star Would Not Recommend Card
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Description: Adulting... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, adulting please wait

Adulting One Star Would Not Recommend Card

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Seal Of Approval Card
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Description: Very nice... this seal approves!

Tags: annoyed seal, approval, disapproval, disapprove, disapproving seal

Seal Of Approval Card

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Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Card
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Description: I know what the song says... but surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting?

Tags: fight, fighting, funny, joke, judo

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Card

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I'm Glitchy Today Don't Talk To Me Card
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Description: I'm feeling glitchy today... just leave me alone.

Tags: computer, computer glitch, developer, game, gamer

I'm Glitchy Today Don't Talk To Me Card

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I Eat Asbestos Card

Description: I eat asbestos!!! It tastes like sharp cotton candy.

Tags: asbestos, duh, funny, ludwig, merch

I Eat Asbestos Card

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Bishop Sycamore BS Football Card

Description: That's a whole lot of BS football! For any fan of Bishop Sycamore High School Football Team!

Tags: bishop, bishop sycamore football, bs, centurions, fake

Bishop Sycamore BS Football Card

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