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AutoDraft Fantasy Football Champion Card

Description: That guy that always wins their Fantasy Football League by auto-drafting!

Tags: champion, commish, commissioner, draft party, fantasy

AutoDraft Fantasy Football Champion Card

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That's A Horrible Idea (What Time?) Card

Description: That sounds like a terrible idea... Count me in! What time?

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, horrible, horrible idea, humor quote

That's A Horrible Idea (What Time?) Card

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That's A Terrible Idea (What Time?) Card

Description: That sounds like a terrible idea... Count me in! What time? If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, horrible, horrible idea, humor quote

That's A Terrible Idea (What Time?) Card

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Trash Rules Everything Around Me Card
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Description: Everything is trash... and trash rules everything around me!

Tags: animal, cash rules, cream, garbage, heavy metal

Trash Rules Everything Around Me Card

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SCIENCE Doesn't Care What You Believe Card
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Description: SCIENCE! It doesn't care what you believe... it's all facts!

Tags: biology, chemist, chemistry, humor, laboratory

SCIENCE Doesn't Care What You Believe Card

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Nah He Tweakin Card
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Description: Nah he tweakin'!

Tags: comment, hip hop, instagram, internet, lil nas x

Nah He Tweakin Card

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Breaking News I Don't Care Card
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Description: We interrupt this program to bring you an urgent newsflash - I DON'T CARE!

Tags: breaking news, breaking news i dont care, funny quote, funny saying, humor

Breaking News I Don't Care Card

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It's In The Syllabus Card
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Description: Fed up of answering the same questions over and over? We went over this topic, class! It was in the syllabus. It's still in the syllabus. It's always in the syllabus.

Tags: back to school, exam, humor, its in the syllabus, its on the syllabus

It's In The Syllabus Card

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Ramen Numerals Card
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Description: Funny ramen noodles counting bowls!

Tags: japan, japanese, kawaii, manga, noodle

Ramen Numerals Card

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Satan's Finest Card
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Description: No satanic panic here... this unicorn baphomet is simply adorable!

Tags: death, demon, devil, goat, goats

Satan's Finest Card

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I Hate Getting Tattooed F&B Card
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Description: It may not look like it, but I hate getting tattooed.

Tags: body art, funny, gift idea, heavily tattooed, ink

I Hate Getting Tattooed F&B Card

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I Hate Getting Tattooed Card
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Description: It may not look like it, but I hate getting tattooed.

Tags: body art, funny, gift idea, heavily tattooed, ink

I Hate Getting Tattooed Card

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I Love Hot Dog Dads Card
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Description: Not just hot moms... I heart hot dog moms!

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog owner, dog walk, dog walking

I Love Hot Dog Dads Card

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I Love Hot Dog Moms Card
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Description: Not just hot moms... I heart hot dog moms!

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog owner, dog walk, dog walking

I Love Hot Dog Moms Card

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The Floor Is Lava Quote Card
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Description: The floor is lava! - Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

Tags: eruption, funny, historical, history, italy

The Floor Is Lava Quote Card

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The Worst Thing About Censorship Is... Card
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Description: Free speech - You can't censor me!

Tags: 1st amendment, censor, censored, censored awesome gift, censored funny

The Worst Thing About Censorship Is... Card

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Is This Heaven? Card
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Description: Iowa State is baseball heaven!

Tags: baseball, baseball quote, field, field of dreams, field of dreams quote

Is This Heaven? Card

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Is This Heaven? Card
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Description: Iowa State is baseball heaven!

Tags: baseball, baseball quote, field, field of dreams, field of dreams quote

Is This Heaven? Card

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I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Card
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Description: I have sex daily... I mean dyslexia.

Tags: cheeky, dyslexia awareness, dyslexia awareness month, dyslexic, funny

I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Card

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Ici C'est Paris Card
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Description: Bonjour, and bienvenue! Welcome to Paris!

Tags: barcelona, bienvenue, bonjour, football, france

Ici C'est Paris Card

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I'm Not For Everyone Card
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Description: I am definitely an acquired taste... not for everyone!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, extrovert, extroverted, funny quote

I'm Not For Everyone Card

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Blue Origin Flag Card
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Description: To the moon!

Tags: astronaut, bezos, galaxy, mars, moon

Blue Origin Flag Card

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What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again Card
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Description: Get your vaccine!!! Stay safe. Wear a mask.

Tags: fully vaccinated, im vaccinated, mutate, pro vaccine, pro vax

What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again Card

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Overthinking Card
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Description: Hang on... let me overthink this.

Tags: anxious, comment, computer, daydreamer, loading

Overthinking Card

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I'm Thinking Card
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Description: I'm thinking... sarcastic comment or Dad Jokes loading!

Tags: comment, computer, concentration, dad, dad joke

I'm Thinking Card

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Same Love Card
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Description: Show your supports as a Proud LGBTQ+ ally.

Tags: ally, equality, lgbt community, lgbt pride, lgbtq rights

Same Love Card

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Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything, Except My Wife Card
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Description: Today I don't feel like doing anything... except my wife, I'd do her! Cheeky but fun rude design for loving husbands and wives!

Tags: anniversary, birthday, gift, husband, husbands
Human LGBTQ+ Equality Flags Card
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Description: No human is illegal... love is love.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, human, lesbian

Human LGBTQ+ Equality Flags Card

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Nope. No Way. Not Today Funny Sloth Card
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Description: Nope. No way. Not going to happen. Not today.

Tags: lazy, lazy sloth, nap, nope, not going to happen

Nope. No Way. Not Today Funny Sloth Card

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Mostly Sci-Fi Movies Card
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Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie references. Mostly...

Tags: alien, aliens, facehugger, galaxy, geek

Mostly Sci-Fi Movies Card

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My Give A Shit Meter Is Empty Card
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Description: I'm all out of giving a shit!

Tags: all out of fucks, all outta fucks, dont care, empty tank, give a shit

My Give A Shit Meter Is Empty Card

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Don't Be A Dick Card

Description: Seriously... just don't be a dick.

Tags: dickhead, dont be a dick, dont be a richard, humor, nasty gal

Don't Be A Dick Card

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Don't Be A Dick Card

Description: Seriously... just don't be a dick.

Tags: dickhead, dont be a dick, dont be a richard, humor, nasty gal

Don't Be A Dick Card

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Me? Sarcastic? Never. Card

Description: I'm not always rude and sarcastic... sometimes I'm sleeping.

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny saying, humor, ironic

Me? Sarcastic? Never. Card

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Italy Champions Campioni Card
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Description: Congratualtions, Champions!

Tags: azzurri, champions, euro 2020, euro 2021, euros

Italy Champions Campioni Card

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Sea Lions On A Shirt Crest Badge Card
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Description: The song says Three Lions On A Shirt, how about Sea Lions On A Shirt?

Tags: england football, english football, euro 2020, european football, euros

Sea Lions On A Shirt Crest Badge Card

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