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Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Tapestry
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Description: Everything hurts and I'm dying... this is what being old feels like!

Tags: age, back and body hurts, bad back, birthday, feeling old
Every Day I'm Gobbling Tapestry
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Description: Funny thanksgiving turkey... 'every day I'm gobbling!'

Tags: funny thanksgiving, gobble gobble, gobble me swallow me, gobble me swallow me turkey, gobble til you wobble
Say When Vintage Cowboy Tapestry
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Description: Fast draw vintage cowboy duel silhouette.

Tags: cowboy, cowboys, duel, fast draw, gun
We Are Those MF'ers! Tapestry
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Description: We are those motherf**kers!

Tags: atl, atlanta braves, atlanta georgia, baseball, basketball
Gender Roles Are Dead Tapestry
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Description: Roles do not apply to genders any more!

Tags: bisexual, equal rights, feminism, feminist, gay
I Love My Geek Tapestry
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Description: Be proud of your geeky partner!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, game, gamer
It's Too People-y Outside Tapestry
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Description: It's just too peopley out here... I'm not a fan.

Tags: anti social, antisocial, ew, ew people, ew people cat
T.I.T.S Varsity Tapestry
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Description: Funny collegiate varsity acronym. Who wouldn't want to go to the Texas Institute of Technology and Science?!

Tags: abbr, boobs, college, elon, funny
Texas Institute Technology Science Tapestry
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Description: Funny collegiate varsity acronym. Who wouldn't want to go to the Texas Institute of Technology and Science?!

Tags: abbr, boobs, college, elon, funny
I Am Going To Hell In Every Religion Tapestry
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Description: Sarcastic anti-religion design for any atheist or agnostic.

Tags: agnostic, anti religion, atheism, bible, christian
IPA Lot When I Drink Beer Tapestry
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Description: I love my craft beer... but it makes me pee!

Tags: alcohol, beer drinking team, beer gifts, beer lover gift, beer sayings
I STILL OWN YOU! Tapestry
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Description: I own you! I still own you!

Tags: aaron rodgers, cheesehead, football, football fan, go pack go
I STILL OWN YOU! Tapestry
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Description: I own you! I still own you!

Tags: aaron rodgers, cheesehead, football, football fan, go pack go
Be A Nice Human Rainbow Stripe Tapestry
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Description: In a world where you can be anything, be nice.

Tags: be a good human, be a nice human, be kind, be nice, bisexual
RUN DOS RUN Retro Computer Code Tapestry

Description: Only the nerdiest of computer programmers will get this one... RUN DOS RUN!

Tags: coder, coders, coding, computer, computer programmers
I Am A Man Of My Word Tapestry
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Description: ...and that word is UNRELIABLE!

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor
Let's Go Brandon Tapestry
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Description: I don't think that's what they were cheering...

Tags: anti biden, biden, brandon brown, car racing, fjb
Don't Rush Me! Tapestry

Description: I'm waiting for the last minute!

Tags: dont rush me, dont rush me im waiting for the last, last minute, laziness, lazy
Pumpkin Pi Tapestry
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Description: Pumpkin 3.14 = pumpkin pie!

Tags: geometry, halloween costume gift, halloween costume kids, halloween gifts, halloweenshirt
Existence Is Pain Tapestry
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Description: Existence Is Pain! Funny tongue in cheek ironic design.

Tags: clouds, cute, deadpan, emo, goth
THINK While It's Still Legal Tapestry
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Description: Think: While It's Still Legal

Tags: democracy, democrat, election, political campaign, political freedom
People Who Tolerate Me On A Daily Basis... They're The Real Heroes Tapestry
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Description: I'm not for everyone... kudos to those who tolerate me.

Tags: ew people, funny quote, funny saying, funny slogan, im not for everyone
Relish Today Ketchup Tomorrow Tapestry
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Description: What's your favourite condiment?

Tags: burger, cheeseburger, fancy ketchup, fast food, food
Oktoberfest Essentials List Tapestry
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Description: All the essentials needed for a fun Oktoberfest!

Tags: bavaria, bavarian, beer, brezen, drinking
Mornings One Star Would Not Recommend Tapestry
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Description: Mornings... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, bad review, coffee because adulting is hard coffee
Mondays One Star Would Not Recommend Tapestry
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Description: Mondays... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, bad review, coffee because adulting is hard coffee
Adulting One Star Would Not Recommend Tapestry
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Description: Adulting... one star review, very bad, would not recommend.

Tags: adult, adulthood, adulting is hard, adulting is overrated, adulting please wait
Seal Of Approval Tapestry
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Description: Very nice... this seal approves!

Tags: annoyed seal, approval, disapproval, disapprove, disapproving seal
Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Tapestry
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Description: I know what the song says... but surely not EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting?

Tags: fight, fighting, funny, joke, judo
I'm Glitchy Today Don't Talk To Me Tapestry
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Description: I'm feeling glitchy today... just leave me alone.

Tags: computer, computer glitch, developer, game, gamer
I Eat Asbestos Tapestry

Description: I eat asbestos!!! It tastes like sharp cotton candy.

Tags: asbestos, duh, funny, ludwig, merch
Bishop Sycamore BS Football Tapestry

Description: That's a whole lot of BS football! For any fan of Bishop Sycamore High School Football Team!

Tags: bishop, bishop sycamore football, bs, centurions, fake
AutoDraft Fantasy Football Champion Tapestry

Description: That guy that always wins their Fantasy Football League by auto-drafting!

Tags: champion, commish, commissioner, draft party, fantasy
That's A Horrible Idea (What Time?) Tapestry
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Description: That sounds like a terrible idea... Count me in! What time?

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, horrible, horrible idea, humor quote
That's A Terrible Idea (What Time?) Tapestry
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Description: That sounds like a terrible idea... Count me in! What time? If you're the kind of person who loves to have the last word, this novelty design is for you. Whether you're in a heated debate or just trying to prove a point, this cool, funny, humorous, statement design will make it clear to everyone around you that you have a sarcastic sense of humour. Makes a great gift for any friend or family member on birthdays, Christmas or any other gifting occasion, and is perfect for wearing to family gatherings, work meetings, or any other situation where you want to show off your quick wit and sarcasm.

Tags: funny quote, funny saying, horrible, horrible idea, humor quote
Trash Rules Everything Around Me Tapestry
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Description: Everything is trash... and trash rules everything around me!

Tags: animal, cash rules, cream, garbage, heavy metal

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