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SCIENCE Doesn't Care What You Believe Tapestry
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Description: SCIENCE! It doesn't care what you believe... it's all facts!

Tags: biology, chemist, chemistry, humor, laboratory
Nah He Tweakin Tapestry
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Description: Nah he tweakin'!

Tags: comment, hip hop, instagram, internet, lil nas x
Breaking News I Don't Care Tapestry
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Description: We interrupt this program to bring you an urgent newsflash - I DON'T CARE!

Tags: breaking news, breaking news i dont care, funny quote, funny saying, humor
It's In The Syllabus Tapestry
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Description: Fed up of answering the same questions over and over? We went over this topic, class! It was in the syllabus. It's still in the syllabus. It's always in the syllabus.

Tags: back to school, exam, humor, its in the syllabus, its on the syllabus
Ramen Numerals Tapestry
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Description: Funny ramen noodles counting bowls!

Tags: japan, japanese, kawaii, manga, noodle
Satan's Finest Tapestry
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Description: No satanic panic here... this unicorn baphomet is simply adorable!

Tags: death, demon, devil, goat, goats
I Hate Getting Tattooed F&B Tapestry
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Description: It may not look like it, but I hate getting tattooed.

Tags: body art, funny, gift idea, heavily tattooed, ink
I Hate Getting Tattooed Tapestry
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Description: It may not look like it, but I hate getting tattooed.

Tags: body art, funny, gift idea, heavily tattooed, ink
I Love Hot Dog Dads Tapestry
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Description: Not just hot moms... I heart hot dog moms!

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog owner, dog walk, dog walking
I Love Hot Dog Moms Tapestry
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Description: Not just hot moms... I heart hot dog moms!

Tags: dog, dog lover, dog owner, dog walk, dog walking
The Floor Is Lava Quote Tapestry
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Description: The floor is lava! - Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D.

Tags: eruption, funny, historical, history, italy
The Worst Thing About Censorship Is... Tapestry
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Description: Free speech - You can't censor me!

Tags: 1st amendment, censor, censored, censored awesome gift, censored funny
Is This Heaven? Tapestry
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Description: Iowa State is baseball heaven!

Tags: baseball, baseball quote, field, field of dreams, field of dreams quote
Is This Heaven? Tapestry
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Description: Iowa State is baseball heaven!

Tags: baseball, baseball quote, field, field of dreams, field of dreams quote
I Have Sex Daily Dyslexia Tapestry
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Description: I have sex daily... I mean dyslexia.

Tags: cheeky, dyslexia awareness, dyslexia awareness month, dyslexic, funny
Ici C'est Paris Tapestry
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Description: Bonjour, and bienvenue! Welcome to Paris!

Tags: barcelona, bienvenue, bonjour, football, france
I'm Not For Everyone Tapestry
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Description: I am definitely an acquired taste... not for everyone!

Tags: anti social, antisocial, extrovert, extroverted, funny quote
Blue Origin Flag Tapestry
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Description: To the moon!

Tags: astronaut, bezos, galaxy, mars, moon
What Doesn't Kill You Mutates And Tries Again Tapestry
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Description: Get your vaccine!!! Stay safe. Wear a mask.

Tags: fully vaccinated, im vaccinated, mutate, pro vaccine, pro vax
Overthinking Tapestry
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Description: Hang on... let me overthink this.

Tags: anxious, comment, computer, daydreamer, loading
I'm Thinking Tapestry
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Description: I'm thinking... sarcastic comment or Dad Jokes loading!

Tags: comment, computer, concentration, dad, dad joke
Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything, Except My Wife Tapestry
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Description: Today I don't feel like doing anything... except my wife, I'd do her! Cheeky but fun rude design for loving husbands and wives!

Tags: anniversary, birthday, gift, husband, husbands
Human LGBTQ+ Equality Flags Tapestry
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Description: No human is illegal... love is love.

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay pride, human, lesbian
Nope. No Way. Not Today Funny Sloth Tapestry
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Description: Nope. No way. Not going to happen. Not today.

Tags: lazy, lazy sloth, nap, nope, not going to happen
Mostly Sci-Fi Movies Tapestry
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Description: I mostly communicate using obscure sci-fi movie references. Mostly...

Tags: alien, aliens, facehugger, galaxy, geek
My Give A Shit Meter Is Empty Tapestry
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Description: I'm all out of giving a shit!

Tags: all out of fucks, all outta fucks, dont care, empty tank, give a shit
Don't Be A Dick Tapestry

Description: Seriously... just don't be a dick.

Tags: dickhead, dont be a dick, dont be a richard, humor, nasty gal
Don't Be A Dick Tapestry

Description: Seriously... just don't be a dick.

Tags: dickhead, dont be a dick, dont be a richard, humor, nasty gal
Me? Sarcastic? Never. Tapestry

Description: I'm not always rude and sarcastic... sometimes I'm sleeping.

Tags: funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny saying, humor, ironic
Italy Champions Campioni Tapestry
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Description: Congratualtions, Champions!

Tags: azzurri, champions, euro 2020, euro 2021, euros
We Are The Flowers In Your Dustbin Tapestry
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Description: Famous poignant punk lyrics in a simple text design.

Tags: bangtan, bangtan boys, bts, fashion, god save the queen
If I'm Not Pissing Off Bigots What's The Point? Tapestry
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Description: Keep fighting the bigots.

Tags: anti racism, anti racist, bigot, bigotry, black lives matter
No Vaxing No Vucking Tapestry
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Description: No vaccine? Forget about it...

Tags: back that azz up, blk, fully vaccinated, juvenile, pro vaccine
Thou Shall Not Try Me Funny Bible Verse Tapestry
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Description: Thou Shall Not Try Me... my mood, 24/7.

Tags: bible quote, bible verse, dont test me, dont try me, funny bible verse
Gay - Straight - HUMAN! Tapestry
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Description: Sexual preference is not important... we are all human!

Tags: ally, bisexual, equal, equal rights, equality for all
I Used To Be A People Person Tapestry

Description: I used to be a people person... but people ruined it.

Tags: antisocial, but people, ew people, funny people, i used to be

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