Cards
Description: A grumpy-looking grey cat in a red Christmas sweater, tangled in a string of holiday lights with an ornament hanging from one ear, with the line merry and mildly annoyed. For cat lovers and anyone who joins the holiday cheer with a little side-eye. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A vintage-style chubby orange tabby cat in grey drawstring sweatpants sitting beside a slice of pumpkin pie and autumn leaves, with the line thankful for stretchy pants. For cat lovers and anyone who dresses for a second helping at Thanksgiving dinner. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A vintage-style raccoon lying back with a full belly and a fork in hand next to an empty pie dish, crumbs and autumn leaves, with the line stuffed like the turkey. For anyone who goes back for thirds at Thanksgiving dinner. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: "Never trust an atom. They make up everything." A retro atom with a shifty little face, for chemistry teachers, physicists, lab people and science pun collectors. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Never Trust an Atom They Make Up Everything - Funny Science Pun Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A round cat in a chef's headband slurps a big bowl of ramen in front of a red sun, drawn like a vintage Japanese woodblock print with drifting cherry blossom. For cat lovers, noodle lovers and fans of retro Japanese art. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: "Everything hurts and I'm dying." A skeleton lies flat on an exercise mat next to a dumbbell and a water bottle. Retro gym humor for leg day survivors, yoga beginners and personal trainers. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Funny Skeleton Gym Workout Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Introverts unite! Separately, in your own homes." A retro rally poster with a raised fist holding a house key, for introverts who support the cause from the couch. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Introverts Unite Separately in Your Own Homes - Funny Retro Introvert Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Mountains aren't funny, they're hill areas." A retro national-park style badge with a striped sunset over the peaks, for hikers, campers and collectors of terrible puns. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Mountains Aren't Funny They're Hill Areas - Funny Retro Hiking Pun Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A scandalized raccoon in a pearl necklace throws both arms in the air: "All of my flabbers are gasted." A one-color vintage engraving in navy ink for dramatic people and raccoon lovers. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
All of My Flabbers Are Gasted - Funny Shocked Raccoon With Pearls Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A very serious frog knight in a red cape rides into battle on a snail under the words "I am a conduit for nonsense". A vintage storybook-style frog meme for the chaotic, the silly and the proudly weird. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Am a Conduit for Nonsense - Funny Frog Knight Riding a Snail Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A tiny, extremely fluffy kitten with a furious scowl sits in a bed of peonies, roses and daisies under the words "Rage consumes me". A vintage floral cat meme for cat lovers who are cute on the outside and angry on the inside. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.