Cards
Description: "My son-in-law is my favorite child." Bold retro lettering in orange, mustard and teal for the mother-in-law or father-in-law who likes to keep the rest of the family on their toes. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
My Son-In-Law Is My Favorite Child - Funny Mother-In-Law Father-In-Law Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Gen X: lots of memories, no evidence. A retro striped sunset with a cassette tape and a tangle of loose tape, for the generation that grew up before camera phones. Vintage 80s colors with a worn print texture. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Gen X Lots of Memories No Evidence - Retro Cassette Tape Sunset Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant." Retro stacked lettering with a small bell curve for statisticians, researchers, lab people and anyone who has repeated an experiment. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
If at First You Don't Succeed Try Two More Times - Statistically Significant Failure Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "There are two types of people in the world: 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data" - and the list stops right there. A classic nerd joke in clean white type for data scientists, statisticians, engineers and math people. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
There Are Two Types of People - Extrapolate From Incomplete Data Science Joke Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." Plain white letters for anyone who is tired, sarcastic and out of better offers. Dark, absurd humor for introverts and worn-out adults. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
At This Point If a Clown Invited Me Into the Woods I'd Just Go - Sarcastic Quote Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bold white text that says what every introvert is thinking: "Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come." A deadpan, minimalist design for the antisocial, the always late and anyone who would rather have stayed in. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Sorry I'm Late I Didn't Want to Come - Funny Introvert Quote Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny Christian design: a smug little frog with a halo sitting on a lily pad with a coffee, and the line "I could be meaner but Jesus said no" in soft bubble lettering. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Could Be Meaner But Jesus Said No - Funny Christian Frog Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A soft western design for cow lovers: a fluffy highland cow in a flower crown stands in a meadow of wildflowers in front of a retro sunset. A gift for farm families, country hearts and anyone with a thing for fluffy cows. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A wife design for delegating: iced coffee, sunglasses and a paperback under "That sounds like my husband's problem" in breezy 70s lettering. A birthday, anniversary or Mother's Day gift for a wife who has had enough for today. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A crochet design for perfect evenings: a scruffy dog naps in a basket of yarn next to a granny-square blanket, with "I just want to crochet and hang out with my dog". A gift for crocheters, yarn collectors and dog moms. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Just Want to Crochet and Hang Out With My Dog - Crochet Lover Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A horse girl design that explains everything: a chestnut horse with wildflowers in its mane inside a horseshoe, and the four-word schedule "Sorry. Can't. Horses. Bye." A gift for riders, barn friends and horse moms. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A plant lady design for a growing problem: a happy hedgehog hugs a new pot in a jungle of houseplants, with "Oops. I got another plant." A gift for plant parents, gardeners and anyone who cannot leave the nursery empty-handed. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A faith design with honest humour: worn hiking boots on a wildflower path, one lace untied, with "Walking by faith, tripping constantly". A gift for a church friend, a Bible study group or a clumsy hiker. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Walking by Faith Tripping Constantly - Funny Christian Hiker Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cat design for agents of chaos: a tabby calmly pushes a glass off the table while staring right at you, with "If you just give me a minute, I think I can make it worse". A gift for cat people and lovable disasters. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
If You Just Give Me a Minute I Think I Can Make It Worse - Funny Cat Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A birthday design for the young at heart: an old tortoise in a backwards cap tears downhill on a skateboard, with "I don't know how to act my age. I've never been this old before." A gift for dads, grandpas and big kids of any age. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A birthday design for people who still feel 25: a boombox, roller skates and a walking cane under "It's weird being the same age as old people" in loud 90s lettering. A 40th, 50th or any-birthday gift. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
It's Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - Funny Retro 90s Birthday Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A club badge for every dad on the couch: a big bear asleep in his recliner with the remote, under "Proud member of the just resting my eyes club". A Father's Day, birthday or retirement gift for dad or grandpa. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Proud Member of the Just Resting My Eyes Club - Funny Dad Nap Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sarcastic design for people with great self-control: an owl covers its beak under a halo, with "I don't get enough credit for the things I manage not to say". A gift for coworkers, teachers and anyone who works with the public. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
I Don't Get Enough Credit for the Things I Manage Not to Say - Funny Owl Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sloth design for slow mornings: a sleepy sloth in a bathrobe and bunny slippers holds a giant coffee under "Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive". A gift for coworkers, tired parents and anyone who needs one more cup. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Being a Functional Adult Every Day Seems a Bit Excessive - Funny Sloth Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A grandma design with clear rules: glasses, tea, knitting and hearts around "You can't tell me what to do. You're not my grandkids." A Mother's Day, birthday or Christmas gift for nana, mimi or gigi. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
You Can't Tell Me What to Do You're Not My Grandkids - Funny Grandma Card
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dad design that states the facts: a vintage garage badge with crossed wrench and hammer and the title "Knower of stuff, fixer of things". A Father's Day, birthday or Christmas gift for dads, grandpas and the neighbour everyone calls first. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A gym design from the Middle Ages: a knight in full armour presses a barbell overhead under "Dost thou even hoist?" in illuminated manuscript lettering. A gift for lifters, history buffs and renaissance faire regulars. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.
Description: A funny design for the friend with no filter: a wide-eyed gecko raises one finger to announce something strange, with "I have to say weird stuff or I will die" in melting hand lettering. A gift for chatty, wonderful, slightly odd people. Original artwork made with digital and AI-assisted design tools.