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Mixed Drinks (Dark Text) Shorts
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Description: Mixed drinks

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, bourbon, college

Mixed Drinks (Dark Text) Shorts

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Maggie's Dogs Shorts
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Description: The Grandpups! Delilah and Boo.

Tags: dog dad, dog lover, dog lover gift, dog mom, dog owner

Maggie's Dogs Shorts

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Perry Como is such a goof (Christmas) Shorts
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Description: It's Christmas!

Tags: american, christmas music, classic christmas, funny, gifts

Perry Como is such a goof (Christmas) Shorts

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Perry Como is such a goof! (White Border) Shorts
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Description: It's Christmas!

Tags: black friday, christmas music, christmas present, christmas sweater, classics

Perry Como is such a goof! (White Border) Shorts

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JINGLE! JINGLE! It's Egg Nog! Shorts
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Description: Time for some egg nog! Inspired by a jolly soul, Ken Napzok [CLINK! CLINK!] - Check out his TeePublic page at https://www.teepublic.com/user/kennapzok

Tags: christmas drinking, drinking, ugly christmas sweater, christmas gifts, holly

JINGLE! JINGLE! It's Egg Nog! Shorts

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I'd like to thank Santa... It's CHRISTMAS!! (A Present) Shorts
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Description: I'd like to thank Santa and all his elves. So I don't have to shop for anybody else!!

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, xmas, funny xmas, christmas party, christmas present

I'd like to thank Santa... It's CHRISTMAS!! (A Present) Shorts

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I'd like to thank Santa (Text) Shorts
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Description: It's Christmas!!

Tags: black friday, ugly christmas sweater, funny xmas, party, santa claus

I'd like to thank Santa (Text) Shorts

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Enjoy Every Sandwich - Warren Zevon Shorts
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Description: Enjoy Every Sandwich

Tags: american rock, david letterman, lyrics, motivation, obituary

Enjoy Every Sandwich - Warren Zevon Shorts

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I'm Not Dead Yet. Shorts
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Description: I'm getting much better.

Tags: black knight, british, comedy, dead, eric idle

I'm Not Dead Yet. Shorts

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Shake Hands with Danger (White Border) Shorts
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Description: Recommended by three finger Joe.

Tags: shake hands, work, danger, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000

Shake Hands with Danger (White Border) Shorts

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Johnny, Do You Play Baseball? Shorts
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Description: Porkchop Sandwiches!!

Tags: 80s, adult swim, cobra, cobra commander, gi joe cobra

Johnny, Do You Play Baseball? Shorts

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Shake Hands with Danger (Black Border) Shorts
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Description: Recommended by three fingered Joe.

Tags: danger, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000, safety, science

Shake Hands with Danger (Black Border) Shorts

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Deez Nuts (white border) Shorts
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Description: Watcha dunkin? Deez donuts?

Tags: bacon, balls, breakfast, coffee, deez nuts

Deez Nuts (white border) Shorts

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DEEZ NUTS Shorts
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Description: Watcha dunkin? Deez donuts?

Tags: bacon, balls, breakfast, coffee, deez nuts

DEEZ NUTS Shorts

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WWJD - What Would Joe Do? Shorts
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Description: What Would Joe Do - Just the facts, Mam.

Tags: cop, cop show, jack webb, joe friday, just the facts

WWJD - What Would Joe Do? Shorts

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Social Hangover In Progress (NEON) Shorts
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Description: New design inspired by "known witch" Christee McGee!

Tags: social distancing, alcohol, cell phone, comments, drunk

Social Hangover In Progress (NEON) Shorts

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CCCP1 Russian Television (Box) Shorts
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Description: Do not adjust your dial... CCCP1 Russian Television

Tags: late night show, humor, canada, second city, cold war

CCCP1 Russian Television (Box) Shorts

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CCCP1 Russian Television (Clear) Shorts
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Description: Do not adust your dial... CCCP1 Russian Television

Tags: bob and doug mckenzie, canada, john candy, tv, tv shows

CCCP1 Russian Television (Clear) Shorts

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Eating 15 Pancakes: A Review Shorts
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Description: An upsetting number of pancakes.

Tags: ihop, reviews, review, eating, flapjacks

Eating 15 Pancakes: A Review Shorts

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Beware. Take Care. Pull The String!! Shorts
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Description: Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.

Tags: mst3k, dracula, god, ed wood, puppy dog tails

Beware. Take Care. Pull The String!! Shorts

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SNOOGANS! Shorts
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Description: Milk Chocolate... peanuts... caramel... and SNOUGAT!!

Tags: candy bar, chasing amy, clerks, dogma, jason mewes

SNOOGANS! Shorts

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les ENFANTS sont GROGNONS (The Children are Grumpy) Shorts
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Description: The children are grumpy!

Tags: children, france, french, grand budapest hotel, grumpy

les ENFANTS sont GROGNONS (The Children are Grumpy) Shorts

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THE MOONAGERS - Moon Logo Shorts
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c.2023. Moon photo credit: Roger Craig Smith.

Tags: band merchandise, bandcamp, broken pieces and what remains, ken napzok, moon

THE MOONAGERS - Moon Logo Shorts

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THE MOONAGERS - Small Text Logo Shorts
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c. 2023

Tags: band merch, band merchandise, bandcamp, bowie, broken pieces and what remains

THE MOONAGERS - Small Text Logo Shorts

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THE MOONAGERS -Logo Shorts
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c. 2023.

Tags: band merchandise, bandcamp, bowie, broken pieces and what remains, david bowie

THE MOONAGERS -Logo Shorts

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The Astronauts Didn't Read Poetry... (white text) Shorts
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Description: ...but that's changing.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, astronaut, david byrne

The Astronauts Didn't Read Poetry... (white text) Shorts

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PLEASE DO NOT SING TO THE ANIMALS (White Text) Shorts
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Description: Feed them all you want, but your singing enrages them!!

Tags: animal, band, caution, danger, do not feed

PLEASE DO NOT SING TO THE ANIMALS (White Text) Shorts

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This is our hill. And these are our beans! Shorts
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Description: It's a topsy-turvey world...

Tags: beans, hill of beans, leslie nielsen, frank drebin, movie quotes 80s

This is our hill. And these are our beans! Shorts

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Sportsmanlike Driving: The Show Off (White Border) Shorts
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Description: Like the egoist, the show-off discloses that he has never properly grown up.

Tags: educational, safety, retro, automobile, show off

Sportsmanlike Driving: The Show Off (White Border) Shorts

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Sportsmanlike Driving: Force Of Nature Shorts
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Description: 109. Nature's laws enforce themselves.

Tags: loss, friction, car, drive, driver

Sportsmanlike Driving: Force Of Nature Shorts

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Sit On This! Shorts
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Description: ...for good measure...

Tags: airplane, comedy, defiance, middle finger, naked gun

Sit On This! Shorts

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Big Jim Slade... Lincoln, Nebraska Shorts
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Description: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is...

Tags: zucker abrahams zucker, kentucky, comedy movies, fried, movie

Big Jim Slade... Lincoln, Nebraska Shorts

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ABRAHAM LINCOLN: The Carpet Matches the Drapes (White Text) Shorts
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Description: Also available as dark text

Tags: the lincoln project, abe lincoln, america, brazillian, bush

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: The Carpet Matches the Drapes (White Text) Shorts

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Abraham Lincoln - The Carpet Matches the Drapes (Black text) Shorts
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Description: Also available as white text.

Tags: lincoln, quote, sex, merkin, republican

Abraham Lincoln - The Carpet Matches the Drapes (Black text) Shorts

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Caffeine Is My Reckoning Shorts
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Description: Coffee is the bane of my existence

Tags: coffee, dc comics, comic book, batman, harley quinn art

Caffeine Is My Reckoning Shorts

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Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shorts
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Description: Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

Tags: social justice, donald trump, monty pythons flying circus, political satire, british

Help, help, I'm being repressed! Shorts

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