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The Moonagers Moon (small chest logo) Socks
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Description: The Moonagers merch

Tags: band, merch, moon, music, rock
Mixed Drinks (Dark Text) Socks
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Description: Mixed drinks

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, bourbon, college
Mixed Drinks (Black Text) Socks
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Description: Mixed Drinks

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, bourbon, college
Maggie's Dogs Socks
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Description: The Grandpups! Delilah and Boo.

Tags: dog dad, dog lover, dog lover gift, dog mom, dog owner
Perry Como is such a goof (Christmas) Socks
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Description: It's Christmas!

Tags: american, christmas music, classic christmas, funny, gifts
Perry Como is such a goof! (White Border) Socks
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Description: It's Christmas!

Tags: black friday, christmas music, christmas present, christmas sweater, classics
Perry Como is such a goof! (Button) Socks
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Description: It's Christmas!!

Tags: christmas day, christmas gifts, christmas humor, christmas music, christmas sweater
JINGLE! JINGLE! It's Egg Nog! Socks
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Description: Time for some egg nog! Inspired by a jolly soul, Ken Napzok [CLINK! CLINK!] - Check out his TeePublic page at https://www.teepublic.com/user/kennapzok

Tags: christmas drinking, drinking, ugly christmas sweater, christmas gifts, holly
I'd like to thank Santa... It's CHRISTMAS!! (A Present) Socks

Description: I'd like to thank Santa and all his elves. So I don't have to shop for anybody else!!

Tags: ugly christmas sweater, xmas, funny xmas, christmas party, christmas present
I'd like to thank Santa (Text) Socks

Description: It's Christmas!!

Tags: black friday, ugly christmas sweater, funny xmas, party, santa claus
Enjoy Every Sandwich - Warren Zevon Socks
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Description: Enjoy Every Sandwich

Tags: american rock, david letterman, lyrics, motivation, obituary
I'm Not Dead Yet. Socks

Description: I'm getting much better.

Tags: black knight, british, comedy, dead, eric idle
Shake Hands with Danger (White Border) Socks
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Description: Recommended by three finger Joe.

Tags: shake hands, work, danger, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000
Johnny, Do You Play Baseball? Socks
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Description: Porkchop Sandwiches!!

Tags: 80s, adult swim, cobra, cobra commander, gi joe cobra
Shake Hands with Danger (Black Border) Socks
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Description: Recommended by three fingered Joe.

Tags: danger, mst3k, mystery science theatre 3000, safety, science
Deez Nuts (white border) Socks
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Description: Watcha dunkin? Deez donuts?

Tags: bacon, balls, breakfast, coffee, deez nuts
DEEZ NUTS Socks
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Description: Watcha dunkin? Deez donuts?

Tags: bacon, balls, breakfast, coffee, deez nuts
WWJD - What Would Joe Do? Socks
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Description: What Would Joe Do - Just the facts, Mam.

Tags: cop, cop show, jack webb, joe friday, just the facts
Social Hangover In Progress (NEON) Socks
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Description: New design inspired by "known witch" Christee McGee!

Tags: social distancing, alcohol, cell phone, comments, drunk
CCCP1 Russian Television (Box) Socks
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Description: Do not adjust your dial... CCCP1 Russian Television

Tags: late night show, humor, canada, second city, cold war
CCCP1 Russian Television (Clear) Socks
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Description: Do not adust your dial... CCCP1 Russian Television

Tags: bob and doug mckenzie, canada, john candy, tv, tv shows
DRAGON SOUND Socks
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Description: Friends through eternity... loyalty, honesty.

Tags: martial arts, rock, 80s movies, red letter media, dragon sound
Eating 15 Pancakes: A Review Socks
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Description: An upsetting number of pancakes.

Tags: ihop, reviews, review, eating, flapjacks
Beware. Take Care. Pull The String!! Socks
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Description: Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails. Beware. Take care. Beware.

Tags: mst3k, dracula, god, ed wood, puppy dog tails
SNOOGANS! Socks

Description: Milk Chocolate... peanuts... caramel... and SNOUGAT!!

Tags: candy bar, chasing amy, clerks, dogma, jason mewes
les ENFANTS sont GROGNONS (The Children are Grumpy) Socks
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Description: The children are grumpy!

Tags: children, france, french, grand budapest hotel, grumpy
THE MOONAGERS - Moon Logo Socks
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c.2023. Moon photo credit: Roger Craig Smith.

Tags: band merchandise, bandcamp, broken pieces and what remains, ken napzok, moon
THE MOONAGERS - Small Text Logo Socks
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c. 2023

Tags: band merch, band merchandise, bandcamp, bowie, broken pieces and what remains
THE MOONAGERS -Logo Socks
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Description: From the forthcoming EP, "Broken Pieces and What Remains". c. 2023.

Tags: band merchandise, bandcamp, bowie, broken pieces and what remains, david bowie
The Astronauts Didn't Read Poetry... (white text) Socks
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Description: ...but that's changing.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, astronaut, david byrne
The Astronauts Didn't Read Poetry... (black text) Socks
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Description: ...but that's changing.

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, astronaut, david byrne
PLEASE DO NOT SING TO THE ANIMALS (White Text) Socks
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Description: Feed them all you want, but your singing enrages them!!

Tags: animal, band, caution, danger, do not feed
PLEASE DO NOT SING TO THE ANIMALS (Black Text) Socks
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Description: Feed them all you want, but your singing enrages them!!

Tags: animal, animal lover, caution, danger, humor
This is our hill. And these are our beans! Socks
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Description: It's a topsy-turvey world...

Tags: beans, hill of beans, leslie nielsen, frank drebin, movie quotes 80s
Sportsmanlike Driving: The Show Off (Black Border) Socks
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Description: Like the egoist, the show-off discloses that he has never properly grown up.

Tags: show off, educational, safety, sportsmanlike, 1950s
Sportsmanlike Driving: The Show Off (White Border) Socks
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Description: Like the egoist, the show-off discloses that he has never properly grown up.

Tags: educational, safety, retro, automobile, show off

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