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I am a Xennial guy who’s learned how to make time for the odd and silly humor in everyday life. All I want is to humbly share this gift through a bunch of carefully designed products that you can wear, display, or use to spread some joy across the world. In this store, you’ll discover the weird “what ifs”, wacky (but relatable) wordplay, off-the-wall humor, and cross-generational comedy. So, whether you are laughing with them (or at them), thank you for stopping by and laughing anyway!

Tank Tops

Kerfuffle Tank Top
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Description: When you're running all around and you hear funny balloon-sounds... it's a Kerfuffle!

Tags: balloon, carnival, cheerful, circus, funny sayings

Kerfuffle Tank Top

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Cryptid Craig Wants YOU Poster Tank Top
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Description: Dear Fellow Citizens of The World, I WANT YOU... For Mothman Defence Corps. Embrace your civic duty and bring your talents that are desperately needed on the frontline against the great winged menace of our time. ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter)

Tags: cryptid humor, cryptid lover, cryptozoology, defender, folklore

Cryptid Craig Wants YOU Poster Tank Top

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Xennials: The Bridge Generation Tank Top
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Description: This shirt was design for anyone who had an analog childhood and gradually adapted to a digital adulthood... Like crossing a "One Way" bridge, it's been a unique "Just Before The Millennia" experience.

Tags: 70s retro, 80s nostalgia, analog, bridge, retro

Xennials: The Bridge Generation Tank Top

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Xennial Neon Sign Tank Top
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Description: This neon sign was created in honor of every Xennial who had the same epiphany years after entering workforce... You're not alone!

Tags: 80s nostalgia, funny sarcasm, generation, neon sign, nostalgia

Xennial Neon Sign Tank Top

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Xennial Pride Tank Top
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Description: This design is for anyone who was born between the late 1970s and mid 1980s who grew up with an analog childhood and gradually adapted to a digital adulthood. Wear it with pride!

Tags: 70s retro, 80s kid, 80s nostalgia, analog, digital detox

Xennial Pride Tank Top

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PLATYPUS: The Original Hodgepodge Tank Top

Description: Q: When you look at an Australian platypus, what do you see? A: A true hodgepodge of semi-aquatic creatures that decided to merge their best features with a few additional requests.

Tags: australia, australian animals, australian wildlife, beaver humor, cryptozoology

PLATYPUS: The Original Hodgepodge Tank Top

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Mothman vs. Tesla Coil Tank Top
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Description: "Mothman has been a known nuisance around the Point Pleasant area for a long time. I cannot allow this to go on any longer... something needed to be done." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Tesla Coil Specialist)

Tags: battle, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology, defender

Mothman vs. Tesla Coil Tank Top

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Mothman vs. Greased Bridge Tank Top
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Description: "The last time Mothman landed on a bridge, it collapsed... but not this time." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Stealth Lubricator)

Tags: battle, bridge, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman vs. Greased Bridge Tank Top

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Mothman vs. Car Door Tank Top
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Description: "They say Mothman likes to swoop at night... now it's time to 'show him the door'..." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Secret Highway Patrol)

Tags: battle, car, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman vs. Car Door Tank Top

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Mothman Defence Corps Tank Top
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Description: The official logo of the Mothman Defence Corps membership... Join Now!

Tags: battle, conspiracy, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman Defence Corps Tank Top

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Dogman Lives Tank Top
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Description: Dogman... The one creature you would never want to encounter deep in the woods, because if you did, you surely wouldn't need the toilet after your nerves calmed down.

Tags: claw marks, claws, conspiracy, cryptid, cryptid humor

Dogman Lives Tank Top

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Bigfoot = A Big Whoop! Tank Top
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Description: When thinking about the noises and calls that Bigfoot makes in the forest, the "Whoop!" sound would likely be the one that would make him flex the most.

Tags: bigfoot believer, cryptid, cryptid humor, funny bigfoot, funny sayings

Bigfoot = A Big Whoop! Tank Top

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Bigfoot Badge Tank Top
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Description: When you hear him calling in the forest, one thing is for sure, "His 'Whoop!' is bigger than yours!".

Tags: bigfoot believer, cryptid, cryptid humor, funny bigfoot, funny sayings

Bigfoot Badge Tank Top

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