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I am a Xennial guy who’s learned how to make time for the odd and silly humor in everyday life. All I want is to humbly share this gift through a bunch of carefully designed products that you can wear, display, or use to spread some joy across the world. In this store, you’ll discover the weird “what ifs”, wacky (but relatable) wordplay, off-the-wall humor, and cross-generational comedy. So, whether you are laughing with them (or at them), thank you for stopping by and laughing anyway!

Tapestries

Kerfuffle Tapestry
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Description: When you're running all around and you hear funny balloon-sounds... it's a Kerfuffle!

Tags: balloon, carnival, cheerful, circus, funny sayings

Kerfuffle Tapestry

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Cryptid Craig Wants YOU Poster Tapestry
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Description: Dear Fellow Citizens of The World, I WANT YOU... For Mothman Defence Corps. Embrace your civic duty and bring your talents that are desperately needed on the frontline against the great winged menace of our time. ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter)

Tags: cryptid humor, cryptid lover, cryptozoology, defender, folklore

Cryptid Craig Wants YOU Poster Tapestry

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Xennial Neon Sign Tapestry
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Description: This neon sign was created in honor of every Xennial who had the same epiphany years after entering workforce... You're not alone!

Tags: 80s nostalgia, funny sarcasm, generation, neon sign, nostalgia

Xennial Neon Sign Tapestry

$23 $30

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Xennial Pride Tapestry
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Description: This design is for anyone who was born between the late 1970s and mid 1980s who grew up with an analog childhood and gradually adapted to a digital adulthood. Wear it with pride!

Tags: 70s retro, 80s kid, 80s nostalgia, analog, digital detox

Xennial Pride Tapestry

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Mothman vs. Tesla Coil Tapestry
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Description: "Mothman has been a known nuisance around the Point Pleasant area for a long time. I cannot allow this to go on any longer... something needed to be done." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Tesla Coil Specialist)

Tags: battle, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology, defender

Mothman vs. Tesla Coil Tapestry

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Mothman vs. Greased Bridge Tapestry
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Description: "The last time Mothman landed on a bridge, it collapsed... but not this time." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Stealth Lubricator)

Tags: battle, bridge, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman vs. Greased Bridge Tapestry

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Mothman vs. Car Door Tapestry
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Description: "They say Mothman likes to swoop at night... now it's time to 'show him the door'..." ~ Cryptid Craig (Monster Hunter / Secret Highway Patrol)

Tags: battle, car, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman vs. Car Door Tapestry

$23 $30

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Mothman Defence Corps Tapestry
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Description: The official logo of the Mothman Defence Corps membership... Join Now!

Tags: battle, conspiracy, cryptid, cryptid humor, cryptozoology

Mothman Defence Corps Tapestry

$23 $30

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Bigfoot = A Big Whoop! Tapestry
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Description: When thinking about the noises and calls that Bigfoot makes in the forest, the "Whoop!" sound would likely be the one that would make him flex the most.

Tags: bigfoot believer, cryptid, cryptid humor, funny bigfoot, funny sayings

Bigfoot = A Big Whoop! Tapestry

$23 $30

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Bigfoot Badge Tapestry
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Description: When you hear him calling in the forest, one thing is for sure, "His 'Whoop!' is bigger than yours!".

Tags: bigfoot believer, cryptid, cryptid humor, funny bigfoot, funny sayings

Bigfoot Badge Tapestry

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