The Sparkly Pirate

Description: our washington mystics may be young but they’re scrappy! Kiki, kira, georgia, and sonia vs the fever and caitlin clark on may 15, 2026

Description: Do you ever make plans just to cancel them? Oh just me? Either way the feeling that you get when someone cancels a meeting or practice is something I wish I could bottle up and sell. Instead, I offer you this T-shirt

Description: sid the squid sends hugs during these trying times

Description: I humbly propose an idea stolen from a tweet: No noise november. Everybody shut the f up. Just for like, a month.

Description: and forgive us our flakiness… chronic illness life

Description: grow happiness, plant prozac!

Description: it’s during gal con columbus of course! I have flights to the right city now, but why do all your cities start with letter c? hm?

Description: make a wish on this disability pride shooting star

Description: sorry. but it’s true! It just happens to some of us sooner rather than later 💙

Description: Able bodied? Enjoy it while it lasts! Better to learn sympathy now than empathy later. Be kind to the disabled

Description: It’s ok to accept where you are at, be kind to your body, and stop focusing on finding a cure and start focusing on how to live your life WITH this uninvited house guest that is chronic illness.

Description: chronic illness makes this Get Well Soon an awkward thing to say doesn’t it? acceptance

Description: What can I say? thanks for warning him up, I guess!

Description: What do ya know, it’s disability visibility day over in anaheim california on July 26, too! so celebrate accordingly and responsibly

Description: It may not be called future world anymore, but my point stands

Description: Introducing most intrusive interview process on earth! Relive your trauma just to be denied! It’s called inclusion look it up, sweaty.

Description: Stede out here asking the real questions. bathtub scene supremacy

Description: IYKYK and if you don’t know, isn’t he just so cute? Sparkly squid here offers neurodivergent affirming support like hugs or parallel play. I use him 🦑in place of the hug or care reactions and emojis and I’m trying to make it a thing™️

Description: are you kidding me? more squid puns? yes, my friend and there are more where that came from.

Description: Denied disability access service at the most happiest and or most magical place on earth? this is for you! This parody of the DAS logo, satirical shirt is perfect for calling attention to this cruel policy. Wear your rejection with pride knowing you’re in good ‘not disabled enough for the mouse’ company.