The Splintering

Description: Would you like some coffee, my friend? Yes, have some! Now you know exactly how to answer that question by quoting this quotable design. Bust that thirst!

Description: This 80s bot-inspired Chomp logo featuring a catchy quote is certainly more than meets the eye!

Description: Every time you put your hands in your pockets, a retired Sergeant Major dies! If you are an Army veteran, you've certainly heard about not putting your hands in your pockets. Now you know why! A humorous design for the good-spirited enlisted soldier or retired NCO.

Description: Many soldiers have a story (or two) about their overbearing Sergeants Major. Now you can have a bit of a laugh about it with the "Every Time You Walk on the Grass, a Retired Sergeant Major Dies" design!

Description: Whether you are a punisher or a punishee, this design featuring a Chomp-esque skull is coming for you. If you're guilty don't forget to pray!

Description: The Splintering's motto in bold, red and blue text!

Description: Welkom to Nieuw Amsterdam! Or New York, in an alternate reality where the original Dutch named was never changed. This Art Deco-inspired design celebrates the vibrant art and history of New York.

Description: We honor the great Lone Star State with this Texas flag design!

Description: In tribute to the great Nippon, The Splintering has created a design to celebrate our friends in the Far East. The Japanese text reads: "Splintering"

Description: The classic Splintering logo featuring our mascot, Chomp the Termite!

Description: The Splintering's mascot "Chomp" logo featured in a classic animation-inspired design

Description: Celebrate the Christmas season with this design featuring The Splintering's Chomp the Termite in a festive Santa Claus outfit.

Description: Get into the All Hallow's Eve spirit with this Festival of Dread-inspired logo shirt featuring The Splintering's mascot, Chomp the Termite dressed for the occasion as a ghoulish skeleton!

Description: Need a last-minute Halloween costume but short for ideas? Try our quick and easy bathroom urinal costume! Just watch out for the occasional drunk who might mistake you for the real thing!

Description: Get into the Halloween spirit with The Splintering's "Festival of Dread" logo.

Description: The Splintering's logo featuring our mascot Chomp the Termite dressed as a terrifying alien.