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Yes have some! Shorts
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Description: Would you like some coffee, my friend? Yes, have some! Now you know exactly how to answer that question by quoting this quotable design. Bust that thirst!

Tags: 80s, 80s movies, 80s retro, film, hollywood

Yes have some! Shorts

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80s Retro Chomp - "Escapism is the right of all sentient beings" quote Shorts
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Description: This 80s bot-inspired Chomp logo featuring a catchy quote is certainly more than meets the eye!

Tags: retro, retro cartoons, 80s tv, 80s, robots
Every time you put your hands in your pockets, a retired Sergeant Major dies Shorts
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Description: Every time you put your hands in your pockets, a retired Sergeant Major dies! If you are an Army veteran, you've certainly heard about not putting your hands in your pockets. Now you know why! A humorous design for the good-spirited enlisted soldier or retired NCO.

Tags: military, nco, rank, sergeant, soldier
Every Time You Walk on the Grass, a Retired Sergeant Major Dies Shorts
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Description: Many soldiers have a story (or two) about their overbearing Sergeants Major. Now you can have a bit of a laugh about it with the "Every Time You Walk on the Grass, a Retired Sergeant Major Dies" design!

Tags: patriot, patriotic, humor, us military, america
Chomp Comic Skull Logo Shorts
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Description: Whether you are a punisher or a punishee, this design featuring a Chomp-esque skull is coming for you. If you're guilty don't forget to pray!

Tags: parodys, skull, parody, parody logos, comic books

Chomp Comic Skull Logo Shorts

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Deceptichomp Shorts
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Description: This Chomp design is more than meets the eye! Show your dastardly, deceptive side with

Tags: 80s toys, toys, 80s tv, 80s, retro

Deceptichomp Shorts

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AutoChomp Shorts
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Description: Show your dedication to freedom for all sentient beings with this Chomp retro-inspired Chomp design!

Tags: cartoons, toys, 80s tv, 80s cartoons lovers, robots

AutoChomp Shorts

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Welcome to New Amsterdam! Shorts
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Description: Welkom to Nieuw Amsterdam! Or New York, in an alternate reality where the original Dutch named was never changed. This Art Deco-inspired design celebrates the vibrant art and history of New York.

Tags: art deco, dutch, 20s, 20s art deco, amsterdam

Welcome to New Amsterdam! Shorts

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The Splintering Chomp Logo Shorts
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Description: The classic Splintering logo featuring our mascot, Chomp the Termite!

Tags: comics, logo, chomp, splintering, termite

The Splintering Chomp Logo Shorts

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Retro Chomp Logo Shorts
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Description: The Splintering's mascot "Chomp" logo featured in a classic animation-inspired design

Tags: hollywoood, classic movies, cartoons, animals, black and white

Retro Chomp Logo Shorts

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Monochrome May Logo Shorts
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Description: Celebrate The Splintering's Monochrome May event by sporting this classic film-inspired design.

Tags: black and white, hollywood, film, movies, silent film

Monochrome May Logo Shorts

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The Splintering Santa Chomp Logo Shorts
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Description: Celebrate the Christmas season with this design featuring The Splintering's Chomp the Termite in a festive Santa Claus outfit.

Tags: happy holidays, holiday, logo, merry christmas, santa claus
The Splintering Skeleton Chomp Logo Shorts
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Description: Get into the All Hallow's Eve spirit with this Festival of Dread-inspired logo shirt featuring The Splintering's mascot, Chomp the Termite dressed for the occasion as a ghoulish skeleton!

Tags: holidays, horror, logo, mascot, skeletons
Festival of Dread Logo Shorts
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Description: Get into the Halloween spirit with The Splintering's "Festival of Dread" logo.

Tags: logo, holidays, the splintering, festival of dread, october

Festival of Dread Logo Shorts

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The Splintering Alien Chomp Logo Shorts
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Description: The Splintering's logo featuring our mascot Chomp the Termite dressed as a terrifying alien.

Tags: logo, science fiction, symbol, sci fi, space
The Splintering Thanksgiving Pilgrim Logo Shorts
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Description: Celebrate the season of Thanksgiving with this design featuring The Splintering's Chomp the Termite in a festive pilgrim outfit.

Tags: pilgrims, pilgrim, turkey day, happy thanksgiving, usa

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