Pins
Description: Whoever gave him that nickname, he's just as great in action figure form. Yes, every image you see here is literally a little action Saru. Batteries and threat ganglia not included.
Action Saru Pin
$3.25
Description: If you're a child of the '70s and a fan of both Kenner and Playmates' most famous sci-fi action figure lines, this one will need no explanation. Actually, scratch that, this is a random riff on a popular '70s bumper sticker that in itself still requires explanation. You see, Johnny, when two power droids love each other very much, and then a big lizard that looks suspiciously like a rubber suit shows up...
Gonk If You're Gorny Pin
$3.25
Description: Tachyons are way too dangerous to be messed with. With all of the crackling energy surrounding this lettering, it's up to you to wear this warning to the next ten generations that some theoretical particles come with too high a price.
Tachyons? Oh CRAP! Pin
$3.25
Description: The wizard vs. the worrior. Which classic arcade combatant do you think is walking away from this one?
Wor is Hell Pin
$3.25
Description: You're okay as long as you're at least 25% different, right? I mean, this T-shirt on the internet says so, so it MUST be true.
I'm 25% Different! Pin
$3.25
Description: He guzzles, he puts out fires, rinse and repeat - literally. An undeservedly obscure hero of the classic arcade.
Meet the Guzzler Pin
$3.25
Description: Whether he's beating a case of the munchies, or kruising through a krazy chase, your favorite video munchkin has never gone out of style.
Meet the Munchkin Pin
$3.25
Description: For a brief, shining moment, he was King of the Jungle. Then he became the target of a Hunt of the Jungle. The '80s were kind of weird like that.
King of the Jungle Pin
$3.25
Description: This design is ready to launch all three stages into battle after a successful docking.
Stages I II & III Pin
$3.25
Description: A remix of my 10+ year old cover artwork for the Odyssey2/Videopac homebrew game/application, Calculator! (game programmed by Rene van den Enden and still available from PackratVG.com). Calculator did exactly what it said on the (admittedly nicely designed) package.
Calculator! Pin
$3.25
Description: You think it's too late for the pebbles to vote? It is NEVER too late for the pebbles to vote.
#VoteVorlon Pin
$3.25
Description: From the podcast of the same name - the iconic Odyssey2/Videopac "humanoid" icon has been waiting for you to SELECT GAME. For something like 40 years. Get. a. move. on.
Select Game Pin
$3.25
Description: Gotcher hunger game right here. And this face? That's the face of the only one in the game allowed to hunger. Run, coward.
I Hunger Pin
$3.25