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Description: Having a hard time expanding your adventuring party? Let what you're wearing or carrying ask those awkward opening questions for you.

Description: Whoever gave him that nickname, he's just as great in action figure form. Yes, every image you see here is literally a little action Saru. Batteries and threat ganglia not included.

Description: Ever notice how certain parts of the last of the Babylon stations are populated by hockey-haired ne'er-do-wells who somehow eluded the same pitch-perfect casting that the rest of the show gets? You, too, can join their ranks, mullet or not!

Description: This design exists to continue raising awareness of humanity's long struggle for survival with the Frizzies, a conflict which began on a November night in 1978.

Description: Some people get on the information superhighway just to crap on everyone else. And we all know the sound when it hits the windshield.

Description: You don't have to report to the Head of H.R. at all! He's right here! Looks a lot friendlier than I expected.

Description: If you're a child of the '70s and a fan of both Kenner and Playmates' most famous sci-fi action figure lines, this one will need no explanation. Actually, scratch that, this is a random riff on a popular '70s bumper sticker that in itself still requires explanation. You see, Johnny, when two power droids love each other very much, and then a big lizard that looks suspiciously like a rubber suit shows up...

Description: Tachyons are way too dangerous to be messed with. With all of the crackling energy surrounding this lettering, it's up to you to wear this warning to the next ten generations that some theoretical particles come with too high a price.

Description: The wizard vs. the worrior. Which classic arcade combatant do you think is walking away from this one?

Description: Ask me AFTER I clear out the double score dungeon, okay?

Description: Whoosh! One of the net's oldest and deepest resources for media sci-fi and fantasy has a new look, now available in wearable or whateverable form. Ready to get on the road to Mars? This design features the Orion command & service module at the end of the whoosh.

Description: You like white logos on dark colors and spacecraft that promise to take us into the dark and all the way to the red planet? This is your design then, featuring the Orion CSM.

Description: So you want light logos on dark colors, and you miss the days of going to the moon? This is the design for you.

Description: So you want light logos on dark colors, and you miss the days of SRB separation? This is the design for you.

Description: You're okay as long as you're at least 25% different, right? I mean, this T-shirt on the internet says so, so it MUST be true.

Description: If you're a fan of the Retrogram podcast, you can fly your true colors - you kinow, the old-school color bars you'd see as we conclude our broadcast day. Retrogram is theLogBook.com's retro genre TV podcast covering yesteryear's sci-fi, fantasy, horror, and superhero shows.

Description: What's 8-bit VINCENT without his other floaty robot buddy bob-bob-bobbing along? His BFF is long overdue, but finally here in pixel art form.

Description: Why was there never a video game based on this? The least we can do is make up for that sad deficiency by creating goodies based on an imagined video game based on this.

Description: Is that a spaceship or just the world's most compact pagoda? Hopefully it can land him somewhere other than those pits. Again.

Description: Have you exterminated the Space Crab? Maybe ten times in a single game? Take your rightful place among the League of Space Crab Exterminators!

Description: He guzzles, he puts out fires, rinse and repeat - literally. An undeservedly obscure hero of the classic arcade.

Description: Whether he's beating a case of the munchies, or kruising through a krazy chase, your favorite video munchkin has never gone out of style.

Description: For a brief, shining moment, he was King of the Jungle. Then he became the target of a Hunt of the Jungle. The '80s were kind of weird like that.

Description: The Odyssey2 is still going strong even after 40 years. Celebrate with a version of this design with light text!

Description: Still going strong with the Odyssey2, even 40 years later.

Description: This design is ready to launch all three stages into battle after a successful docking.

Description: If you like a light version of the site's logo on dark colors, you might just find this design somewhat... enterprising.

Description: Need a light-on-dark design that leaves you feeling a little bit...liberated? This is the one for you.

Description: You think it's too late for the pebbles to vote? It is NEVER too late for the pebbles to vote.

Description: As described in the Select Game Podcast episode covering "Alien Invaders - Plus!" for the Odyssey2, my mother's frantic battle cry whenever the many-tentacled mothership would dive-bomb from above.

Description: From the podcast of the same name - the iconic Odyssey2/Videopac "humanoid" icon has been waiting for you to SELECT GAME. For something like 40 years. Get. a. move. on.

Description: Gotcher hunger game right here. And this face? That's the face of the only one in the game allowed to hunger. Run, coward.