Shorts
Description: I often attend shows put on by one of Halifax's local wrestling companies, Kaizen Pro Wrestling. After their October show I was taking pictures of the aftermath of night's events, (it really wasn't birthday boy Ryan Cleary's night) when a beaten down and covered in cake Cleary "yelled" at me, complaining I wasn't a "sanctioned" Kaizen photographer. A few weeks later the idea popped into my head and I took the Young Bucks approach of turning everything into a T-Shirt! Of course this doesn't mean it's carte blanche to do what you like with a camera, but I thought it was a fun idea to put out.
Description: Most people, when they get a copyright warning, they take the product down and move on. Adi? After getting a couple of them, I took a page from the Young Bucks playbook and created an opportunity, namely my own wrestling Pay Per View! Redbubble decided to leave this in approval limbo for MONTHS! Now you can own this one of a kind controversial print that even RedBubble didn't want you to have!
Description: Remember the days when DC properties in media where, ya know, *good??* When Saturday Morning cartoons were a thing and a certain Hollywood Director (rhymes with "Jack Znyder") wasn't making movies that demonstrated no understanding of the characters and had more than two colours in their palette? Well, have *I* got a design for YOU! Besides, you've been humming the theme song the entire time you've been reading this.
Description: Expensive cars, palm trees, pastel colours on everything, and large amounts of colorful booze ... The 80's really do seem like a wonderful time! Sadly they were before Adi the Adipose's time, but rocking this shirt we can all imagine sitting under palm trees on the beach as Jan Hammer music plays!
Description: With all the unique and wildly creative designs in Adi's store, We figured it was about time we brought things down a notch and kept it simple. A good old fashioned, nice and simple, name and picture. Pick your style, pick your color, and have fun showing your support for the power of Weaponized Cute!
Description: Most people think they can "work off" their adipose. Mostly because they don't know better. But those who know the truth know the Adipose are way more than cute blobs of walking fat. They know to warn others. So forget "beware of dog" and make sure everyone knows ... "Beware of Adipose!"
Description: Here's a little somethin' special for Adi the Adipose's fellow short/tiny people! If you short, small, and adorable, don't hide it. OWN IT!! Don't you EVER let anyone make you feel less than what you are: Smol Yet MIGHTY!! Please note: If you like this design, but you want it on a light coloured shirt, you check my shop as there'll be two listings for this design. This version is designed specifically for dark colored looks, and I'll have a second listing that's been designed specifically for clothing in lighter colors.
Description: The Kaiju. Japanese Monsters known for being tall enough to knock over buildings and destroy cities, swatting away the military like insects. The Adipose. Tiny balls of sentient fat. Cute, cuddly, and then growing up to over ten feet all. Wear this shirt to the gym, grocery store, wherever, and let all the other humans see that you are smol but mighty!
Description: And now the triumvirate of minimalist art is complete. :D The thing Adi dug most about these designs, was that because of how minimalist they are, folks can take 'em and modify 'em anyway they like! And I wanna see that! If you buy one of these, and you cut it up, change the shirt, make it yours, get in touch cuz I wanna see it!
Description: Using Adi's Karate Man (Google Ethan Page, trust me) inspired cosplay as inspiration, "Fist of the Adipose" is her first design drawing from the rich history of Earth's finest cinema ... Asian Martial Arts films. And like the martial arts masters of film ... choose your style and choose wisely. There's two variants, so grab the pebble from the blind man's hand and pick the one you like!
Description: Look, everybody thinks the adipose are nothing but cute and cuddly blobs of fat that they just want to take home and cuddle endlessly. Mostly because they display a blatant refusal to accept the truth. Show everyone the truth, both about them and probably you (and it's why Adi would like you), that you to are Dangerously Sketchy!
Description: What if I told you ... and with those words that I'm pretty sure Morpheus never actually said, the license to blend properties was born! This design combines wonderfully adorable Adi, with a really tech based background .. I wholly encourage playing around with colours on whatever product catches your interest!
Description: Whether you need wardrobe for a 50's themed prom dance or if you just want to find out if the seaweed really is always greener (take that however you like) then this design is perfect for you! Perfect with maybe a pastel blue, green, maybe a heathered pink? Play around and find the color combination that works for you!
