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Description: I often attend shows put on by one of Halifax's local wrestling companies, Kaizen Pro Wrestling. After their October show I was taking pictures of the aftermath of night's events, (it really wasn't birthday boy Ryan Cleary's night) when a beaten down and covered in cake Cleary "yelled" at me, complaining I wasn't a "sanctioned" Kaizen photographer. A few weeks later the idea popped into my head and I took the Young Bucks approach of turning everything into a T-Shirt! Of course this doesn't mean it's carte blanche to do what you like with a camera, but I thought it was a fun idea to put out.
Description: Most people, when they get a copyright warning, they take the product down and move on. Adi? After getting a couple of them, I took a page from the Young Bucks playbook and created an opportunity, namely my own wrestling Pay Per View! Redbubble decided to leave this in approval limbo for MONTHS! Now you can own this one of a kind controversial print that even RedBubble didn't want you to have!
Description: Let's be honest, hashtags? Not for everyone. Adipose Club? Absolutely for everyone! Thus do we offer you this version of Adi's "Adipose Club" t-shirt, but without the "#weaponizedcute" tag! If RedBubble would give us the option ... I'd have put it on the bottom of the back anyway. (It'll be worked on for Teepublic)
Description: Remember the days when DC properties in media where, ya know, *good??* When Saturday Morning cartoons were a thing and a certain Hollywood Director (rhymes with "Jack Znyder") wasn't making movies that demonstrated no understanding of the characters and had more than two colours in their palette? Well, have *I* got a design for YOU! Besides, you've been humming the theme song the entire time you've been reading this.
Description: Expensive cars, palm trees, pastel colours on everything, and large amounts of colorful booze ... The 80's really do seem like a wonderful time! Sadly they were before Adi the Adipose's time, but rocking this shirt we can all imagine sitting under palm trees on the beach as Jan Hammer music plays!
Description: With all the unique and wildly creative designs in Adi's store, We figured it was about time we brought things down a notch and kept it simple. A good old fashioned, nice and simple, name and picture. Pick your style, pick your color, and have fun showing your support for the power of Weaponized Cute!
Description: Listen, I've seen so much fashion like this. That one single word in the middle and somehow it's inspiring, somehow it's "fearless," hell somehow it's fashion! So I figured I'd do something about it. I made one of those things ... and it's *honest.* It tells the truth. My design tells you exactly what it is, a *gimmick.*
Description: Most people think they can "work off" their adipose. Mostly because they don't know better. But those who know the truth know the Adipose are way more than cute blobs of walking fat. They know to warn others. So forget "beware of dog" and make sure everyone knows ... "Beware of Adipose!"
Description: It's pretty clear that every wrestling fan on the planet is at least familiar with the Bullet Club, and probably wants to be a member. And for those that love the idea but aren't super into wrestling, or have an affinity for science fiction ... let's make our own club! Buy this shirt and demonstrate your affiliation to one of the most exclusive clubs on the planet! As an added bonus, unlike the design that inspired this, you can get it in more than just black! Also, Bullet Club, please don't sue! I do this out of love!
Description: Here's a little somethin' special for Adi the Adipose's fellow short/tiny people! If you short, small, and adorable, don't hide it. OWN IT!! Don't you EVER let anyone make you feel less than what you are: Smol Yet MIGHTY!! Please note: If you like this design, but you want it on a light coloured shirt, you check my shop as there'll be two listings for this design. This version is designed specifically for dark colored looks, and I'll have a second listing that's been designed specifically for clothing in lighter colors.
Description: The Kaiju. Japanese Monsters known for being tall enough to knock over buildings and destroy cities, swatting away the military like insects. The Adipose. Tiny balls of sentient fat. Cute, cuddly, and then growing up to over ten feet all. Wear this shirt to the gym, grocery store, wherever, and let all the other humans see that you are smol but mighty!
Description: The soft drink biz. About the only market Adi never did touch. Just imagine downing this refreshing made up beverage .. a shot of vodka in every can .. and relaxin' on a nice quiet weekend! Wouldn't that be just the best? Well so would this art print if it was hangin' on your wall!
Description: And now the triumvirate of minimalist art is complete. :D The thing Adi dug most about these designs, was that because of how minimalist they are, folks can take 'em and modify 'em anyway they like! And I wanna see that! If you buy one of these, and you cut it up, change the shirt, make it yours, get in touch cuz I wanna see it!
