thetoiley

Description: Show your love for the endangered Warsh Newt with this new design featuring Pastey by our friend @shiny.doggy

Description: Wear the quip that became a catchphrase with this amazing new design by Erik Kuska! @ekuska

Description: Designed by Magnus Champlin - @magnusapollo - Celebrate Summer with this totally tubular t-shirt! Surfs up!

Description: Summer is the best time of year to relax. Even if you have to tape your sunglasses to your face! This design is by the mazing @Numbersninja@

Description: Artist Dan Garza (IG @outtapez_art) gives us a classic take on the happy, smiling Toiley T. Paper we all know and live!

Description: During a live stream in April 2025, Toiley convinced John to get his caricature done while he walked around King's Dominion. Artist is the fantastic Don Gentzler!

Description: Here's just about the cutest take on Toiley we've ever seen! Your favorite roll of toilet paper with a bouquet of flowers. Or would that be a poo-quet? Designed by the incredible @shinydoggy

Description: Look how cute and whimsical Toiley is in this design by artist/animator Mat Kiel @mattykiel

Description: Look, we all know Toiley is cute but look at just how cute he is in this are by Sara Black (@funtownfollies)!

Description: Designed by Mighty Magiswords storyboard artist Luke Ski - https://www.luke.ski/ - comes Earth's wimpiest heroes! Don't go into a bathroom battle without them!

Description: What did Kyle do now? Whatever it is, Loofah has had it! Celebrate everyone's favorite roommate mis-match with this collection featuring a design by @mattwnelson

Description: Celebrate Toiley's Word of the Day series with this amazing art by Jaime Hitchcock at jaimehitchcock.com

Description: It's Saint Toiley in this faux stained glass art by Jaime Hitchcock. Featuring Loofah, Pastey and Plungy too! With a ton of Easter Eggs for longtime fans.

Description: The perfect shirt to wear as you're drinking milk or giving the bus driver long awkward eye contact in the rearview mirror.