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Description: Show your love for the endangered Warsh Newt with this new design featuring Pastey by our friend @shiny.doggy

Description: Wear the quip that became a catchphrase with this amazing new design by Erik Kuska! @ekuska

Description: Designed by Magnus Champlin - @magnusapollo - Celebrate Summer with this totally tubular t-shirt! Surfs up!

Description: Summer is the best time of year to relax. Even if you have to tape your sunglasses to your face! This design is by the mazing @Numbersninja@

Description: Artist Dan Garza (IG @outtapez_art) gives us a classic take on the happy, smiling Toiley T. Paper we all know and live!

Description: During a live stream in April 2025, Toiley convinced John to get his caricature done while he walked around King's Dominion. Artist is the fantastic Don Gentzler!

Description: Here's just about the cutest take on Toiley we've ever seen! Your favorite roll of toilet paper with a bouquet of flowers. Or would that be a poo-quet? Designed by the incredible @shinydoggy

Description: Look how cute and whimsical Toiley is in this design by artist/animator Mat Kiel @mattykiel

Description: Look, we all know Toiley is cute but look at just how cute he is in this are by Sara Black (@funtownfollies)!

Description: Designed by Mighty Magiswords storyboard artist Luke Ski - https://www.luke.ski/ - comes Earth's wimpiest heroes! Don't go into a bathroom battle without them!

Description: What did Kyle do now? Whatever it is, Loofah has had it! Celebrate everyone's favorite roommate mis-match with this collection featuring a design by @mattwnelson

Description: Celebrate Toiley's Word of the Day series with this amazing art by Jaime Hitchcock at jaimehitchcock.com

Description: It's Saint Toiley in this faux stained glass art by Jaime Hitchcock. Featuring Loofah, Pastey and Plungy too! With a ton of Easter Eggs for longtime fans.

Description: The holidays are here and our friend Luke Sienkowski aka The Great Luke Ski @thegreatlukeski has come up with a hilarious Frosty inspired shirt!

Description: Here’s Toiley, waving hello! Toiley drew this.

Description: Elegance. Grace. Style. If you used these words to describe Loofah’s favorite dance troupe, you’d be wrong. But Loofah seems to like them. They go by many names but they always leave an impression.

Description: The perfect shirt to wear as you're drinking milk or giving the bus driver long awkward eye contact in the rearview mirror.

Description: Nothing says, "Hello!" like a bow! And now you can show your Bow Mart pride by wearing this new shirt! As seen on TikTok Star Toiley T. Paper's weekly live show THE SQUAT