TheZaferChoice

State your intentions clearly and boldly with this festive beast. Be it a birthday, new year's eve, graduation, and any time you want to let your inner party animal out for a purrfectly wild time.

You come to party. Show the world your intention with this orange party beast who is ready to tear it up!

Even black cats can have chromatic aberration. Try rocking this cool cat on your bad self.

Celebrate the first time humans walked on another celestial body besides the earth EVER, this July 20th, with this throwback 80's punk treatment of the moon footprint. *hits blunt* You could wear this shirt the rest of your life and it will still be less time than those actual footprints will last on the moon's surface. Woah...

Get this for that sweet friend who's delightfully unburdened by overthinking. Or maybe it's you! You know who you are.

Grab this design for the himbo in your life, or even for yourself. You know who this is for. They're the best, but not the brightest bulb in the box.

This moment from Bringing Up Baby was astonishing because it managed to bypass the strict Hollywood censors of the time. The design is more than Gay, the colors used represent all the colors of the Progress Pride flag. Gender and Sexuality are a spectrum, no one is 100% one or the other. Proceeds from the sale of this design support the Family Equality Council.

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.

Commemorate the aggressive exchange between that asshat, Ezekiel, and that fuckwad, Tony. The "What's your name?" design is sure to start a conversation with passersby, although it is likely to be a vulgar and confrontational one. (See the iMessage Mug design for their full exchange)

Some of the strongest people I've ever met do not fit into a classic binary of either gender or sexual orientation. During the 1800's the public came to marvel at "strongmen" who would build up their bodies. This Gay Pride piece features an unknown vintage strongman to represent the strength, resilience, and character of the entire gay community.

Some of the strongest people I've ever met do not fit into a classic binary of either gender or sexual orientation. The model for this LGBTQ+ Pride piece was Laverie Vallee, a female body builder who worked vaudeville and broke all kinds of barriers. Digital painting over vintage photograph.

In Billy Wilder's classic film, Some Like it Hot, Jack Lemmon delivers this hysterical line to Tony Curtis as Joe, when convinced that he can never pull off making it as Marilyn Monroe's "Sugar Cane"'s boyfriend and member of the band that night. If Daphne could really see the future she'd probably run off with Osgood sooner, rather than later.

Vintage band poster for Sweet Sue and her Society Synchopaters. Vocals furnished by bombshell Sugar Cane (Marilyn Monroe). Catch them in the next three weeks if you like your jazz served REAL HOT! T-shirt comes with a front AND back design!

There's a party and you're NOT invited. This is a two person party please get out! Inspired by the midnight cocktail party in Daphne's bunk from Some Like It Hot. Even if your parties get out of control you can still rock this design any time of the day or night.

If you stare at this rose long enough you may find the face hidden in it.

Gee baby, you're hot! You're the perfect match for me! Can you see the two human figures in the matchsticks?

Calm down, and maybe eat something. You get a little murdery when you're hungry. Even the crankiest of us need love. Let this design do the asking for you.

Get where you need to go... sooner or later. When visiting Midville Connecticut and Jim Hardy's Holiday Inn, make sure to find your way from the train station via Gus' famous transportation. Now offering horseless carriage rides. (hot tip: avoid taking the shortcut routes).

Why is it that when Danny Reed comes this close to finding Ted Hanover's new dancing partner that she's always just out of reach? Let Danny's freakout from the seasonal classic Holiday Inn (1942) be a way to express your own exasperation with the season, or wear it year round. Anxiety never takes a holiday.

What happens when a full time entertainer gets his heart broken and decides to become a full time farmer? He nearly ends up losing his mind. But before that happens he cans some delicious fresh peaches. They go great on... uh... or even plain! This Holiday, flaunt your classic Hollywood swag promoting Jim Hardy's Peach preserves, endorsed by fellow celebrity Ted Hanover. Happy Holidays to you!