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Description: Save the one planet we’ve ever found that can actually support life! It is SO MUCH EASIER TO FIX THIS PLANET THAN TO START FROM SCRATCH! Billionaires are playing astronaut while continuing to exploit and hoard the resources that could save the only home we’ve ever actually had.
Description: For the Polyamorous person who sees all relationships as important and doesn't subscribe to a hierarchy. This Polyamory color scheme is paired with the anarchist heart of the Relationship Anarchy Flag. The paint splotches also overlap and are a little messy. Just like love, and life.
Description: Advertise your intentions. For all the folks who need to let others know they need to do more than buy you a drink first, they need to build a real connection. Like the kind of connection and acceptance that transcends life after death, or long after your Hollywood Star has faded from being covered in goop (IYKYK).
Description: Celebrate the first time humans walked on another celestial body besides the earth EVER, this July 20th, with this throwback 80's punk treatment of the moon footprint. *hits blunt* You could wear this shirt the rest of your life and it will still be less time than those actual footprints will last on the moon's surface. Woah...
Description: This moment from Bringing Up Baby was astonishing because it managed to bypass the strict Hollywood censors of the time. The design is more than Gay, the colors used represent all the colors of the Progress Pride flag. Gender and Sexuality are a spectrum, no one is 100% one or the other. Proceeds from the sale of this design support the Family Equality Council.
Description: You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.
Description: You never know what you're gonna get. And it's not always great. Ironically I drew this based on a "chocolate" prompt and completed it just before we all went into covid lockdown. I had been working a job I thought would be amazing and it was just one disappointment after another. Indulge your pessimist tooth with this design.
Description: Commemorate the aggressive exchange between that asshat, Ezekiel, and that fuckwad, Tony. The "What's your name?" design is sure to start a conversation with passersby, although it is likely to be a vulgar and confrontational one. (See the iMessage Mug design for their full exchange)
Description: Some of the strongest people I've ever met do not fit into a classic binary of either gender or sexual orientation. During the 1800's the public came to marvel at "strongmen" who would build up their bodies. This Gay Pride piece features an unknown vintage strongman to represent the strength, resilience, and character of the entire gay community.
Description: Some of the strongest people I've ever met do not fit into a classic binary of either gender or sexual orientation. The model for this LGBTQ+ Pride piece was Laverie Vallee, a female body builder who worked vaudeville and broke all kinds of barriers. Digital painting over vintage photograph.
Description: In Billy Wilder's classic film, Some Like it Hot, Jack Lemmon delivers this hysterical line to Tony Curtis as Joe, when convinced that he can never pull off making it as Marilyn Monroe's "Sugar Cane"'s boyfriend and member of the band that night. If Daphne could really see the future she'd probably run off with Osgood sooner, rather than later.
Description: Why is it that when Danny Reed comes this close to finding Ted Hanover's new dancing partner that she's always just out of reach? Let Danny's freakout from the seasonal classic Holiday Inn (1942) be a way to express your own exasperation with the season, or wear it year round. Anxiety never takes a holiday.
Description: What happens when a full time entertainer gets his heart broken and decides to become a full time farmer? He nearly ends up losing his mind. But before that happens he cans some delicious fresh peaches. They go great on... uh... or even plain! This Holiday, flaunt your classic Hollywood swag promoting Jim Hardy's Peach preserves, endorsed by fellow celebrity Ted Hanover. Happy Holidays to you!
