Thirsty Bastards

“Drinking with a bosom friend, a thousand shots are too few; Talking with a disagreeable person, half a sentence is too many.” -Chinese Proverb This design of a man enjoying a drink with a goat embodies the idea of being the best, the "Greatest of All Time," while also highlighting the importance of having a loyal companion on the journey to success. Just like the goat, who is known for its independence and resilience, our apparel encourages you to embrace your unique qualities and strive for greatness in all aspects of life.

You’re not fooling anyone. Wear the shirt that gives blame credit where it is due - CRAFT BREWERIES.

F. Scott Fitzgerald knew what we drinkers take for gospel - getting drunk and mean is easy. Getting tipsy and finding the best in the world around you may not be as glamorous or emo, but drowning your sorrows is so 19-, uh, I don’t know… -60s? Okay, it’s pretty timeless. I’m just saying, we like our “glasses” half full. We see you there, hiding in the coffee shop/used bookstore stacks with your dusty paperbacks and your trusty french press. We also know you leave them all behind when you go to the bar, opting instead for your waterproof Kindle and glorious gin to warm your innards. F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote this quote for you, seeker of perspective. Even if it is a rose-colored one.

Looking for a stylish way to show off your love of craft beer? Look no further than our divine pint yellow design! Featuring a gorgeous pint of pale ale, this beautiful design is perfect for any beer lover. Whether you're looking to deck out your wardrobe or add a touch of personality to your home decor, our “Divine Pint Pale” design is sure to please. So why wait? Grab yours today and let your love of beer shine!

How sweet thou art! – yet bitter, too; And sparkling, like satiric fun; But how much better thee to brew, than a conundrum or a pun. -“Stanzas To Pale Ale”, Anonymous

"A Pint of Good Ale For My Soul" is the perfect design for all craft beer lovers out there! Featuring a beautiful illustration of a pint of ale, this design is sure to quench your thirst for both great beer and great visuals. The intricate details of the design make it a true work of art, and it's perfect for anyone who wants to showcase their love of good beer. Whether you're wearing it on a t-shirt, carrying it on a tote bag, or displaying it on a poster, "A Pint of Good Ale For My Soul" is a must-have for any beer enthusiast. So grab a pint and get ready to show off your love for the perfect brew with this fantastic design!

Are you looking for the perfect design to show your love for craft beer? Look no further than "Blend Until You Are Happy"! Featuring a beautiful design of a goblet filled with rich amber ale, this design is sure to make you happy with every sip. So whether you're hitting up a brewery or just enjoying a cold one at home, show off your love for delicious craft beer with "Blend Until You Are Happy"!

Looking for the perfect design that reflects your love for both beer and poetry? Look no further than "Drunks Are Not Always Poets"! This stunning image features a gorgeous goblet of amber ale craft beer, perfect for showcasing your appreciation for a good brew. Whether you're hitting up your local pub or attending a poetry slam, this design is sure to turn heads. So go ahead, show off your dual passions with "Drunks Are Not Always Poets"!

Hops contribute not only bitterness but also a captivating fragrance that enhances the overall drinking experience. Showcase your appreciation for the olfactory allure of hops with these stylish designs, a must-have for those who believe that great beer engages all the senses.

Celebrating the essential trio in crafting the perfect brew: "Bittering," "Aroma," and "Flavor." Whether you're a seasoned homebrewer or just starting your brewing journey, these designs pay homage to the art and science behind hop utilization.

Introducing our line of homebrewing-inspired designs, where passion meets craftsmanship! Embrace the artistry of brewing with our signature slogan: "Crafted with Passion, Brewed at Home." Whether you're a seasoned homebrewer or just starting your brewing journey, these designs celebrate the dedication and love poured into every batch.

Are you tired of your major organs telling you what’s best for you? When has something as trivial as liver function gotten in the way of your good time? Wear the shirt that tells your guts, as well as the world, that no bodily system, let alone the digestive, is the boss of you!

All the fire of Autumn in one glass of amber ale. This is a craft beer design celebrating Fall, fires, and ales.

"Let's toast to Love in all its forms!"

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit.

Skull beer glass, you're the king, Of all the shirts that people wear to sing. Don't ever change, don't ever fade, You'll always be the darkest shade. I got a shirt with a skull beer glass And everybody knows it's bad-ass All the other shirts just can't compete When I wear this one, I feel so L337 So if you see me in my skull beer glass You best believe, I'll be kicking some ass It's the shirt that makes me feel so cool I'm a bad beer snob, breaking all the rules

As Billy Joel once said… You mighta heard I run with a dangerous crowd/ We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud/ We might be laughing a bit too loud/ Aw, but that never hurt no one

Remember that Woody Woodpecker cartoon where the taxidermist drops poison into his “Blackout Borscht” so he can claim his $100,000 bounty? I was convinced a little mushroom cloud erupted from the soup, but I misremembered it. Anyways, this design is just like that.

Looking for a fun and quirky design to add to your wardrobe or home decor? Look no further than this "Live, Laugh, Vomit" design! So why wait? Grab one (or more!) today and start spreading the joy (and maybe a little bit of stomach acid...)!

Paracelsus (1493-1541), a forward thinker and visionary from Salzburg, believed that beer had healing powers. He also said that poison is in everything, but the dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy. He further suggested that the highest degree of medicine is love, and that the art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Finally, he believed that all that man needs for health and healing has been provided by God in nature.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, “Plant Trees, Not Hate” and I thought to myself, “Self, you could apply that same sentiment to lots of things. Why not beer?” Why not beer?

Irish stout drinkers know very well the unique visual appeal of a perfectly-poured pint of cascading nitro stout. The Black Pint is a woodcut-style fine art must-have for all craft beer lovers. This stylish design features a design of a black pint of stout, perfect for showcasing your love for quality brews. Wear it to your next brewery tour, pub crawl, or simply holding up your corner of the bar. Get your hands on The Black Pint today and show off your love for craft beer in style!

“Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” - W.C. Fields

Around here at TB HQ, we do our darndest to avoid lawsuits whenever possible. So when we were told by our marketing department that we needed to create a Black Cat stout design, Josh was like, "Um, I may have just woken up from sleeping in my Jeep, but I'm pretty sure a brewery out there, if not several, has a Black Cat Stout©. What time is it. My phone battery died and someone stole my watch." That's why we keep Josh around.