Shorts
Description: Bring a touch of nocturnal charm to your collection with this intricately detailed ink drawing of a bat hanging upside down. Perfect for nature lovers, gothic aesthetics, or anyone who enjoys the quirky beauty of the animal kingdom, this design stands out on apparel, housewares, and pins. Whether it’s on a cozy mug, a stylish tote, or a statement lapel pin, this artwork captures the mysterious allure of bats in bold monochrome. Let this hanging bat turn your everyday items into conversation starters!
Description: Oh, Yesso Giod is an absolute gem! His vibrant personality and undeniable charm just light up the room! With that eye-catching metal body and his delightfully whimsical pickled brain and eyes, he certainly knows how to stand out from the crowd. His playful sense of humor is simply infectious, especially when he cheekily places a toupee on his shiny glass dome! It’s no surprise that everyone is enchanted by his quirky image on all kinds of merchandise! Yesso is truly one of a kind, and his delightful flair is simply impossible to resist!
Description: Meet Ollie Grimsby, the delightful little rascal from Monster Middle School! With his charmingly scruffy pig-like visage, Ollie brings a dash of whimsy wherever he goes. Dressed in the stylish flair of a 1930s sailor dandy, he stands out in a sea of monsters with his unique looks and passions. His heart truly sails when it comes to building model ships, a hobby that makes him even more endearing to his classmates. It’s no wonder that Ollie is a beloved character; his quirky interests and cheerful spirit make him a treasure among the monster crowd!
Description: Meet Max Obolus, the hermit with two tentacles and a leaky shell! Always slipping through life (literally), Max’s mysterious face remains hidden in the shadows of whatever shell he inhabits—usually resting in a martini glass to catch the drips. A lovable oddball, Max just wants to get by like the rest of us, but his perpetual leakage makes things hilariously awkward for everyone around him. Whether it's Picture Day or just trying to blend in, Max’s quirky existence is a constant struggle that keeps life... moist. Follow along for a life that's always a little too slippery!
Description: Introducing the enchanting Ernie Squelch III, the delightful jellyfish boy who calls a whimsical glass dome his home! This extraordinary character is bound to steal the hearts of all who adore science fiction and fantasy. With his playful knack for chatting through a clever text display and a charming little speaker box, Ernie sparkles as a wonderfully imaginative and captivating presence in his magical realm. Isn’t he just a bundle of joy?
Description: Eartha Fabula, the enchanting witch girl from Monster Middle School, has a way of captivating everyone with her delightful passion for magic and her spellbinding skills. But what truly sets her apart is her warm, caring spirit that makes her a cherished friend to all her classmates.
Description: Meet Amara Scarabet, the enchanting mummy of Monster Middle School, adorned with delightful scarab accessories and a timeless flair that whispers of centuries past. Though her skull has been exposed for quite some time, she prefers to keep her head elegantly wrapped in bandages—well, mostly! As she gracefully glides through the halls, she might be shedding a bit of material here and there, but one thing's for sure: Amara knows how to keep up her regal presence. Join her on this fabulous journey for those ever-timeless vibes!
Description: Allow me to introduce you to the enchanting Jasper Gillosis! This delightful bird-boy is a whimsical fusion of human and avian traits, and he certainly knows how to light up the lively halls of Monster Middle School. With his charming demeanor and distinctive flair, Jasper is like a refreshing breeze among his fellow monsters. And just wait until you see him on Picture Day—he’s all dressed up in his finest shirt and tie, ready to shine!
Description: Who needs invisibility when you’ve got style? Jacqueline Griffith may be the daughter of The Invisible Man, but she stands out with her unique blend of mystery and sophistication. Perfect for fans of classic horror with a modern twist, her image brings a cool, vintage flair to your collection.
Description: Finnley's delightful tentacles are more than just a charming accessory; they're his little helpers in navigating the world! With these fascinating appendages, he can easily wiggle through tight spots, gracefully interact with various objects, and even lend an extra hand when the occasion calls for it. Watching him move is a sight to behold—his movements are so fluid and captivating, it’s as if he’s gliding through the air rather than simply walking. What a magical way to explore!
Description: “Drinking with a bosom friend, a thousand shots are too few; Talking with a disagreeable person, half a sentence is too many.” -Chinese Proverb This design of a man enjoying a drink with a goat embodies the idea of being the best, the "Greatest of All Time," while also highlighting the importance of having a loyal companion on the journey to success. Just like the goat, who is known for its independence and resilience, our apparel encourages you to embrace your unique qualities and strive for greatness in all aspects of life.
Description: F. Scott Fitzgerald knew what we drinkers take for gospel - getting drunk and mean is easy. Getting tipsy and finding the best in the world around you may not be as glamorous or emo, but drowning your sorrows is so 19-, uh, I don’t know… -60s? Okay, it’s pretty timeless. I’m just saying, we like our “glasses” half full. We see you there, hiding in the coffee shop/used bookstore stacks with your dusty paperbacks and your trusty french press. We also know you leave them all behind when you go to the bar, opting instead for your waterproof Kindle and glorious gin to warm your innards. F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote this quote for you, seeker of perspective. Even if it is a rose-colored one.
Description: Hops contribute not only bitterness but also a captivating fragrance that enhances the overall drinking experience. Showcase your appreciation for the olfactory allure of hops with these stylish designs, a must-have for those who believe that great beer engages all the senses.
Description: Are you tired of your major organs telling you what’s best for you? When has something as trivial as liver function gotten in the way of your good time? Wear the shirt that tells your guts, as well as the world, that no bodily system, let alone the digestive, is the boss of you!
Description: Paracelsus (1493-1541), a forward thinker and visionary from Salzburg, believed that beer had healing powers. He also said that poison is in everything, but the dosage makes it either a poison or a remedy. He further suggested that the highest degree of medicine is love, and that the art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Finally, he believed that all that man needs for health and healing has been provided by God in nature.
