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Drone Life Card
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Description: oh to live the life of the drone would surely be akin to the over indulgence of rome; eat your fill, spread joy and procreate, and then off you go to the great honeycomb in the sky.

Tags: apiary, apis malifera, bee, beehive, beekeeping

Drone Life Card

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The Mini Van Card
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Description: once you graduate from the shicker, spocker, and rocker; all you have left to master is the mini van

Tags: bathroom humor, funny, humor, mini van, minivan

The Mini Van Card

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The Mini Van Card
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Description: once you graduate from the shocker, spocker, and rocker; all you have left to master is the mini van

Tags: bathroom humor, funny, humor, mini van, minivan

The Mini Van Card

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Chaos Rampage Card
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Description: show them that your kitty means business... by beating the snot out of anything around you!

Tags: cat, cats, eugenics, game, gamer

Chaos Rampage Card

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Skill: Blood Frenzy Card
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Description: when you need a cat to wipe their team with the rest of the map on turn 1; this dear reader is the kitty for you!

Tags: blood frenzy, cat, cats, gamer, gaming

Skill: Blood Frenzy Card

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introverted, but wiling to discuss bees Card
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Description: let them know that you're not antisocial, you'd just rather be beekeeping!

Tags: apis mellifera, bee, bee keeper, bee lover gift, bee pun
support your baby bats Card

Description: whether we were a forgotten generation, or not, our baby bats are the future of the scene. let them know that you're willing to go the distance from a position love and understanding

Tags: alternative, baby bat, bat, cute animals, elder goth

support your baby bats Card

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bad ol putty tat Card

Description: sylvester had a bad day and found the joys of punk rock. now he's on the stoop with the rest of us

Tags: bugs bunny, cartoon, cartoons, daffy duck, punk

bad ol putty tat Card

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Neither Collar Nor Crown Card
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Description: "Ni bona na coroin" is an Irish phrase meaning "neither collar nor crown." It signifies a rejection of authority, specifically the authority represented by a collar (symbolizing servitude or lower status) and a crown (representing royalty or high status). The phrase is associated with the Fenian movement in Ireland

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, democracy

Neither Collar Nor Crown Card

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Boo Bees Card
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Description: tongue in cheek fun all year long, but don't be scared of these spooky boo bees. they just want your sweets!

Tags: apiary, bee, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees

Boo Bees Card

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enough is enough Card

Description: i used to be a moderate and centrist until the goal posts were moved so far that saying "occupying a city with the military" is now considered leftist. enough is enough, and it's time that the unapologetic hatemongers scamper back into their holes

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, fdt, foxtrot delta tango

enough is enough Card

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Broccoli Card
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Description: Broccoli, Broccoli, Broccoli, Broccoli, I'm not an onion!!!

Tags: food, funny, green, happy, healthy

Broccoli Card

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Heavy Whipping Cream Card
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Description: not only is it the preferred drink of the dominatrix, but it is also fantastic in whipped eggs

Tags: animal, bdsmcommunity, cow, cute, dom

Heavy Whipping Cream Card

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RX-78-5 Gundam Unit 5 Card
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Description: You don't drive the shirt. The shirt drives you!

Tags: anime, bfr, earth federation, giant robot, gunpla

RX-78-5 Gundam Unit 5 Card

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tacos are hella good Card
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Description: it's tots not my fault that i make bad decisions

Tags: angel, bad choices, bad choices make good stories, bad decisions, demon

tacos are hella good Card

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Lum Card

Description: If you don't know how cool Lum is, then check out Urusei Yatsura on Crunchy

Tags: 80s, anime, cartoon, girl, japan

Lum Card

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Key To Happiness Card

Description: It's that one thing. The one thing that only you know and that is different for everyone.

Tags: inspirational, motivation, motivational, mysterious, quote positive

Key To Happiness Card

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Consume Your Television Card
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Description: You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. You must buy. Consume. Obey. They are watching

Tags: area 51, cia, extraterrestrial, hidden message, horror

Consume Your Television Card

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Okayest Dungeonmaster Card
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Description: Show your DM some love with this perfect gift to let them know how you think that they're okay

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, funny

Okayest Dungeonmaster Card

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Night of the Living Dead Card
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Description: Flaunt your love of classic cult horror with this tee in your favorite color

Tags: apocalypse, creepshow, cult classic, cult movies, dawn of the dead

Night of the Living Dead Card

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distressed Re-Animator movie poster tee shirt Card
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Description: Herbert West is the top of his class in medical school. He's brilliant, but a little weird. His experiments have always been unorthodox, but lately they're getting out of hand and he's just made a discovery that could wake up the dead. Once you wake up the dead, you've got a real mess on your hands! Herbert west brought a lot of dead people back to life, and not one of them showed any appreciation! H.P. Lovecraft's classic tale of horror, Re-Animator. It will scare you to pieces

Tags: cthulhu, herbert west, horror, hp lovecraft, lovecraft
Emperor Protects Card

Description: Do you see how the Emperor protects, Battle Sister? Pass me another mag, we're going to keep going until the mission is done! Attn: parts of this picture were created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: 40k, condom, imperium, rpg, safe sex

Emperor Protects Card

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Celestial Kitties Card
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Description: Two brothers stand before the celestial gate and protect the souls that are meant to travel through Attn: this picture was created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: animal, cat lover, cats, celestial, fantasy

Celestial Kitties Card

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Just Wash Your Hands Card
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Description: It doesn't matter which potty a person uses; so long as you wash yo filthy hands when you finish!

Tags: ally, awareness, bathroom, funny, lgbt

Just Wash Your Hands Card

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Pirate Friends Card
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Description: Gone, but never forgotten! The streams may have separated us for a time, but we remember our loyalty to the open seas.

Tags: black beard, black hat, cracker, dread pirate roberts, hacker culture

Pirate Friends Card

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Maiden of Corellon 2 Card
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Description: The maiden; her dance with the sword will mesmerize you and you'll revel in the beauty. Unless you are a threat to the Elven race, and then you will discover that her fury knows on bounds Attn: this picture was created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: corellon larethian, dd, dungeons and dragons, elf, elven

Maiden of Corellon 2 Card

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Aware Wolf Card
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Description: Open your third eye and allow your Ka to transcend existence... by showing how cool werewolves are! Attn: this picture was created using AI and has only been edited by myself.

Tags: halloween, meditation, monk, spiritual, waterfall

Aware Wolf Card

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Chillin With My Peeps Card
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Description: You'll be the chique chick among all your friends when these little peeps brighten everyone's day!

Tags: chicken dad, chicken lover, chicken mom, chillin, chimkin

Chillin With My Peeps Card

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World Peas Card
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Description: In this uncertain world, let the people see the pure intention you have to bring them together in whirled unity

Tags: anti war, cute, funny sayings, funny slogan, humor

World Peas Card

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Chose Violence Card
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Description: Relaxaurus. So cute. So Cuddly. OMG it's ripping my arm off!

Tags: game, gaming, pals, video game

Chose Violence Card

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Chose Violence (More Blood Edition) Card
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Description: Don't let the Relaxaurus fool you! Behind that winning smile, gentle eyes, and plush exterior, it wants nothing more than to jump rope with your intestines.

Tags: gamer, gaming, pals, relaxaurus, video game

Chose Violence (More Blood Edition) Card

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This Little Piggy Went To Chernobyl Card

Description: Make lemons from lemonade, cuz those extra toes mean you can climb faster, right? In case we're wrong, we added red. Because red ones go faster!

Tags: atomic, funny, funny quote, humor, radioactive

This Little Piggy Went To Chernobyl Card

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Just A Flesh Wound Card

Description: cat ipsum on the litter box. getting that bird on the high wire bobsled tree

Tags: black knight, holy grail, tis but a scratch

Just A Flesh Wound Card

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THAC0cat Card
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Description: At your next game let all at your table see that you know how to roll high to hit low with this adorable chaos critter, the wonderful THAC0cat!

Tags: d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons, role playing game

THAC0cat Card

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MONIST-1 Card
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Description: Let everyone know that you're the pilot of the most OP frame this side of the Sierra Madre

Tags: gaming, robots, rpg, tabletop

MONIST-1 Card

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Collie Flower Apiary Card
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Description: This is the second iteration for the CFA logo. after all, i would be a bad support human if i didn't reference my pupper

Tags: apiarist, bee, beekeeper, beekeeping

Collie Flower Apiary Card

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