toastercide

Description: just a simple statement of facts - no implications to be inferred...

Description: it's just like a new year's resolution, except you only expect to keep it up for a bit more than a month, but still fail as quickly. Morton's Anglish Fictionary knows...

Description: admit it, this is pretty much what happens at your house. Morton's Anglish Fictionary knows...

Description: it's a little known holiday, but Morton's Anglish Fictionary has you covered. you're welcome.

Description: it's a truism often overlooked

Description: there is certainly something to be said for empirical research...

Description: "mind that bus! Oh dear, better luck next time."

Description: Where'd i get this merch? Ummm, I 'borrowed' it from my prior... errr... accommodation.

Description: It's like an A-bomb, but substantially lacking in academic rigour. Also when you drop it you get to watch the social shockwave.

Description: seems like a metaphor for modern life... or maybe just a cute cartoon. take it how you like.

Description: it's amazing how frequently this is good advice.

Description: sometimes it's best not to know details

Description: a Japanese concept of accepting and even finding beauty in transience and imperfection.

Description: it's just a simple fact of life

Description: let's just agree that even though they don't need them (which is no one's fault, not even the Romans...)

Description: we like to ensure a high level of quality

Description: show your support for the hard working folks who keep you safe.

Description: i'd like you to know how I feel about you right off the bat.

Description: we like to ensure a high level of quality

Description: it's a common and unfortunate affliction

Description: it's something he actually said, so that means you have to do it.

Description: an observation I thought was worth sharing

Description: I checked, and it's absolutely true.

Description: you know you've been there before

Description: some of us cope better

Description: i am perfectly capable of extolling my own virtues, thank you very much.

Description: This shirt carries an important risk warning actual risk factor less than 0.000001%

Description: this shirt contains an important safety message

Description: they say two wrongs don't make a right, and as it happens, one wrong doesn't either.

Description: please don't answer my rhetorical questions, it is nauseating.

Description: Never fear, Chicken Man is here, and no one can hold a candle to the fear of the legendary Chicken Man. Good luck out running him, even with a head start. Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape some super villain's evil plot, no doubt.

Description: my favourite TV show has made me afraid of so many things.

Description: written in Gallifreyan

Description: for all my fellow sufferers, you're welcome.

Description: who says it's a fundamental constant? Laws of thermodynamics my foot! Why, back in my day when anything was going to degrade over time it really got on with it, not like the nonsense that happens today...

Description: you should try nostalgia – it is so much better than the garbage people try to push on everyone nowadays.